Homeland Security Alert – go to Condition Lavender!
Attention: Patriots, Pagans, Plebian Pedestrians, Ponderous Pinheads and Perky Pachyderms
Progressive Celtic/Medieval fantasy-rock band
Avalon Rising
has been seen in the vicinity of
Pete's 881 Club
in San Rafael, California, and is rumored to be intending to commit musical terrorism there
TONIGHT!!
(from 9:30 - 11:00, PST)
at 721 Lincoln Ave.

Under no circumstances go near the club (cover charge only $5), which has a wide selection of domestic and imported [terrorist] beers, [radical Communist] California wines, a professional [loose sexual mores and lack of family values] sound system and a large [tree-hugging feminazi pro-choice] stage.
Call (415) 453-5888 for more information on how to combat this Mouthpiece for the Axis of Evil, these Harlequins of the Unhip, these Celtic Comrades in Crime. I know it's short notice, but Tom Ridge will beat me if I don't warn the public. Click here for a map of how to get there, so you can avoid the place like the plague.

Mu

Mark Ungar

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