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This week, I built a 7' x 9' frame for ad agency Gauger & Associates. They supplied me with a conceptual drawing, which called for an unsupported rectangle of square profile tubes mounted on a base. The original concept was to be 9' high and 11' wide! This frame was to be strung with 27 vertical strings (fishline or piano wire), on which would be strung, like beads, 763 ice-cream pint boxes. These would form a mosaic of the client company's logo, which resembles an asterisk. So basically, they were asking me to build a harp: an open frame with strings under tension. Oh yeah: it alll had to be able to be disassembled, with no piece longer than 4 feet!
As any musician knows, the strings on a harp (or for that matter, a guitar) generate several hundred pounds of pull and torque on their framework. That's why, in a piano, the framework on which the piano wire is strung is made of cast steel! A frame such as the conceptual design called for would need to be constructed of steel, a medium I don't work in. Wood would also have worked, but I would have needed to invent some method of joining shorter pieces together into longer lengths that would still retain a longer piece's rigidity.
I compromised by using 1 1/2" black ABS plumbing pipe, which would have the advantages of being elegantly black, relatively cheap, and light. I still faced the problem of the string tension warping and deforming the rectangular shape.
My friend Brad suggested doubling the rectangle for strength, which turned out to be a Great Idea. Then I added a shallow triangular easel shape in the rear to maintain an upright posture. T-junctions provided a great deal of structural strength. I connected these with short pieces of pipe as couplers, and glued as many joints as possible while still allowing the whole structure to be disassembled. For temporary joints, I used nails as removable pins.
All in all, it was well-received by the client, LaLoo's Goat's Milk Ice Cream. If you'd like to see the display, simply attend the Natural Products Expo West, Thu Mar 5 – Sun Mar 8 at the Anaheim Convention Center. If that's too far to go, you can go to LaLoo's site at http://www.goatmilkicecream.com/ to find out where you can try their ice cream. So far, I've tried the Black Mission Fig and Strawberry Darling varieties, both of which I really liked but Deirdre did not...goat's milk is not for everyone, shall we say.

October 10th, 2008
Back in the Before-Time – October 20th, 1986, to be exact – the Celtic-o-delic rock band Tempest first took the stage at the Starry Plough. Seated behind the drums then was a handsome, amiable fellow named Adolfo Lazo. Almost 25 years later, Adolfo is still behind Tempest’s drum kit. But recently I was surprised to learn that Adolfo has his own budding career as a singer and frontman. His new album is called On Tape, and features a group of all new original songs that remind me of David Byrne and Joe Jackson yet are unique in their own special way. Adolfo has a way with simple yet witty lyrics and melodies – I burst out laughing the first time I spun the album, at lines like: “Did your head come with your body? It doesn’t look like it did” (from “Morgan”).

The Adolfo Lazo Band will kick off a series of gigs promoting On Tape with a “Triple-A Night of Entertainment”, October 24, 2008, at McGrath’s in Alameda. Also in the lineup are Axis of Blues and Avalon Rising. By sheer coincidence, I happen to play with all three of the bands – wow, what are the odds?! (I better bring a stool). In the opening slot, the Adolfo Lazo band features Adolfo on vocals and guitar, Dave Halverson on lead guitar, Neal Roston on keyboards, Tempest’s fabulous bassist Damien Gonzalez on drums, and me, Mark Ungar on bass.
Axis of Blues is my own new project, featuring the amazing Robert Hill on vocals, guitar, bass and sometimes fiddle and mandolin, as well as Kristoph Klover on vocals, guitar and bass, Scott Irwin on drums and vocals, and – surprise! – me, Mark Ungar on vocals, guitar and bass. We play blues, folk, psychedelic rock, and whatever else we feel like, with a deep-roots feel.
Avalon Rising is the Bay Area’s premier Celtic and Medieval prog-rock band, currently celebrating our 15th year! We’re pleased to be headlining this cool show in a nice neighborhood bar we’ve been meaning to get to for a long time.
WHEN, WHERE and HOW MUCH:
- · 8:00pm, October 24th, 2008
- · McGrath's Irish Pub, 1539 Lincoln Avenue, Alameda, CA 94501
Click to http://tinyurl.com/3lohjh for a map and driving directions.
- · Cover: only $5.00 !
Check out the Adolfo Lazo band online at http://cdbaby.com/cd/adolfolazo2
Check out Axis of Blues online at http://www.axisofblues.com
Check out Avalon Rising online at http://www.avalonrising.com
July 7th, 2008
August 1st, 2nd, 8th, and 9th: Kelly McCubbin’s Golden Hour of Radio - 8pm at The Exit Theater, San Francisco
That’s right – I’m starring (ok, matter of opinion) in a brilliant new play called Kelly McCubbin’s Golden Hour of Radio! (or: the Ukeapocalypse Radio Hour). I’ll be playing “beleaguered announcer” Murray, as well as Risk Management Specialist Endrin Smyzel. The cast is a tremendously talented group, some of whom you know already, the rest of which you should.
This original play, penned by local writers including Rey Zegri and Chad McComber (of Single Entendre fame), features the hilarious misadventures of a dysfunctional contemporary radio theater company. The second half features an “On Air” performance of an original sci-fi radio script! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss 15 bucks goodbye!
Save the Dates Now! There will be 4 performances only!
August 1st, 2nd, 8th, and 9th! (For you laymen, that’s the first couple of Friday and Saturday nights in August.)
Where?
The Exit Theater
156 Eddy Street, San Francisco, CA
Tickets $15 and $10
For tickets and more information, go to:
Penny Dreadful Theatricals presents... The Ukeapocalypse Radio Hour
I hope to see all of you there!
In other News…
Avalon Rising Celt-ebrates 15 Years on the Boards!
Hey! Happy 15th Anniversary to us!
Join us at THE BISTRO
SATURDAY, JULY 19TH
1001 B Street, Hayward
(510) 886-8525
http://www.the-bistro.com/
9:00 * Free
There might be cake! OK, there will be cake. We're bringing it.
Back in the Stone Age -- 15 years ago -- just after the monkeys stopped throwing things at obelisks, there arose out of the ground a great Celtic rock band, and barely to be heard over the chanting of the Druids, was the band name, "Avalon Rising." (As good a creation myth as any.) At one point, there were other people in the band. Now there are these people in the band. Go figure. Step with us --- into the future! Will there be flying cars? No, only us, just like we are today, only it'll be the 19th. Amazing! Astounding! Good thing there's going to be cake.
Come on down and join us in a toast to 15 years of Celtic rock!
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Avalon Rising
http://www.avalonrising.com
(510) 569-0437
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Saturday, August 23rd: The Petaluma Fall BBQ and Benefit Concert, featuring Axis of Blues!
The BBQ and Concert presentation is an outreach program by the Petaluma Salvation Army to let the people of Petaluma know what resources they have in their hometown. Participating organizations will be made up of a collection of Petaluma grass roots social service groups. Highlights include:
- · Tours of the soon to be built Community Resource Center
- · A Chicken BBQ with all the trimmings
- · Activities for the kids
- · booths for information for disaster preparedness
- · a dunk tank with the local fireman and police alternating shifts, with the money going to the charity of their choice
- · Art exhibit
- · Free snow cones, cotton candy and popcorn for the kids and much more
…all topped off of course with great music!
Money raised will go to building a Salvation Army Disaster Relief Center on the site.
The event will run from 12:00 to 4:00 at the Petaluma Salvation Army campus on McDowell Blvd., on Saturday, August 23rd, 12:00 to 4:00. It’s a day for the whole family!
Axis of Blues, featuring Scott Irwin on drums, Robert Hill on guitar, and Mark Ungar on bass will play from 2 – 2:45pm.March
10th, 2008 - 12:08 pm
I've
got some new performances coming up, starting tonight:
Monday,
March 10th:
Silo @ Central Perk - 7:30-ish
10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA 94530 (corner of Central
& San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
Dane Miller and I return to my local haunt, Central Perk Cafe. This
is a great room for acoustic music, as well as a good informal setting
to explore new material in the traditional folk vein. My favorite
sport is heckling the laptop users until they either crack up or
cry...Come on down, get a beverage, and see whether I remember any
jokes. No cover!
Friday,
March 14th, 7 - 9 pm: Axis of Blues acoustic duo @ Eclectix.
Eclectix presents In The Gallery: "Altarations":
Art Altars, Boxes & Related Images. Eclectix is located
at 7523 Fairmount Avenue.El Cerrito, CA 94530. Eclectix is
a marvelous store, full of toys, delights and art for adults and
possibly even children. If your tastes runs towards Boxing Nun puppets,
kitschy album covers and fantastic art from local artists, go directly
to Eclectix!. Or at least drop by this Friday night, when Robert HIll and I will hold forth acoustically in the mezzanine.
Wine, cheeze, and witty conversation will abound, I assure you.
No cover!
February
22nd, 2008 - 11:40am
Happy Birthday Mnoopie!
Thursday,
March 6th: Axis of Blues @ Central Perk - 7:30 or so10086
San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA 94530 (corner of Central &
San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
Remember the Cavern Club, back in Liverpool, where The Beatles started
out? It was a tiny little place, below street level, and as you
came down the stairs you’d pass by the left side of the stage.
Well, Central Perk is nothing like that, not at all. It’s
a remarkably clean, large place with a cathedral ceiling, filled
to the gills with vintage pop artifacts where you can get coffee,
drinks and food…you really have to see it. But one thing
it does have in common with the Cavern Club is that you can catch
a major act there before they’re big. That act would be Axis
of Blues, now having expanded to a 4-piece, including the redoubtable Scott Irwin on Drums and Vocals and the squirrelerrific Kristoph
Klover on Electric Guitar and Vocals, as well as founders Robert
Hill (guitar, vocals) and Mark Ungar (bass, vocals).
We’ll be doing some of the Blues and R&B that we love
(Baby Don’t You Do It, Ain’t Got You, Your Cash Ain’t
Nothin’ But Trash), as well as some Originals (Love On The
Rocks, Cry Now Baby) and some Folk and Miscellanea from the Wayback
Machine.
The
Origins of Axis of Blues
Once upon a time, a tidal wave of rock and blues rolled across the
Atlantic, breaking upon England, then rolling back, amplified, to
engulf America and ultimately change music forever. Four young lads,
irrevocably changed by this experience, made a pilgrimage to the
seedy part of town to seek out local blues guru “Smelly”
Jim Fnortner. “Tell us how to rock,” they begged
– “Show us the path of soul!” Smelly Jim took
a drag on his cigarette and looked reflective, his weary bloodshot
eyes showing the toll of a lifetime of hard living. “Boys,”
he began, “here’zh da shecrit…you gots to jus’
nah-ha-ha-huh-hugh-hack-hack-harrgh, huh, huh, know what I mean?”
Spitting the results of his mid-sentence hacking fit into a tin
can, he peered rheumily at the boys, who agreed they knew what he
meant, though really having no idea at all.
Flash forward 40 years. In the dead of night (3:30, maybe 4 am),
each of our lads, now grown up, simultaneously wake from a
dream in which Smelly Jim’s words are suddenly intelligible.
Jim had said: “Ya gots to just keep on doin’ it. After
a while it starts to sink in, ya know what I mean?” And they
realized that they did know what he had meant long ago, because
they had just kept at it, and by god, it had started to sink
in! Reaching for their instruments, they raised them aloft and vowed
to just keep on playing!
You can catch Axis of Blues, just keepin’ on doin’
it at Central Perk, Thursday, March 6th.
Monday,
March 10th: Silo @ Central Perk - 7:30-ish
10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA 94530 (corner of Central
& San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
The Silo – time was, almost every farm had one, not to mention
the huge ones at the grain depot down by the railroad tracks. Used
to store grain and feed, these mute monoliths are slowly fading
from our once-agrarian landscape as the family farm becomes a relic
of the past. Musically, Silo celebrates and conserves our rural
musical heritage, breathing fresh vitality into traditional folk
tunes from America, Ireland and Scotland.
Silo was born in the summer of 2007 when grizzled veteran of the local
Celtic scene Mark Ungar (acoustic and 12-string guitars,
mandocello, vocal and upright bass) teamed up with Nebraskan Dane
Miller, a young fiddle virtuoso with a extensive knowledge of
Old-Time, Appalachian and Bluegrass source material. Together, they’ve
begun to explore a compelling repertoire that ranges from irresistible
foot-tappers to haunting ballads.
Recently, they’ve added Marin native Brian Lamoreaux (banjo, guitar, and vocals), from the locally notorious duo Wagon.
They hope to glean further personnel from other bands named after
one-word, farm-related items. Calling all members of Plow…?
You can catch Silo on Monday, March 10th, at Central
Perk.
Saturday,
March 15th, 9:30pm: Avalon Rising @ Schelly's Bar
15001 Farnsworth St., San Leandro, CA 94579 (510) 351-1222 This
is our big St. Paddy’s Day Weekend Party, so get green and
be seen!
Monday,
March 17th - 5:30 – 7:30 pm:
St. Paddy’s Day! Homeland Security Alert Level Emerald!!
Silo @ AJ’s Sports Pub & Grill
4633 Clayton Road, Concord, CA 94521 - 925-459-0574 http://www.ajsportspub.com/
At the site of the former Mr. Pickwick’s. Now featuring Peruvian
food!
Saturday,
March 22nd, 2 pm or so:
Avalon Rising @ The San Francisco Celtic Festival
Oakland Veteran's Hall, 200 Grand Avenue, Oakland, CA (650) 326-6265
http://www.pway.com/SanFranciscoCelticFestival/index.html
Thursday,
March 27th, half-past-7-ish: Axis of Blues @ Central
Perk 10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA 94530 (corner
of Central & San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
To read more
ramblings and rants, visit the Archives Page.
December 20th,
2007 - 10:24am
So, I'm here at home cooking Christmas dinner because I won't have
any time over the weekend. It's our 2nd Christmas here in our little
house, but the first one we've hosted a gathering. It'll be the
in-or-outlaws - hi Kevin and Lise! plus D's Mom and friend Steve,
so 6 in all. I'm cooking the dinner on my 1944 Wedgewood stove,
which is the real reason we bought this house. When
we moved in, we spent three days and completely stripped down and
cleaned and fixed it up, so it's in wonderful shape. During the
making of this dinner, we'll be using almost all of its features,
including
- the oven
- the famous
"back burners"
- the grill
So, heads up
Kevin - here's the progress report on your dinner! Stay by my side
as we wend our way through the intricacies of creating this traditional
American feast.
I started
by roasting the potatoes, both sweet and Russet, for their
respective dishes, Mashed Potatoes and Sweet Potatoes. For
good flavor, we're starting out with organic ones.
Already,
Potatoes have become a "learning experience"! The
local natural food grocery has sweet potatoes on special,
with 4 varieties all priced the same. I, in my Adventurous
Chef identity, of course bought some of each.There was one
kind that looked especially exotic; very twisty, with lots
of eyes and a deep purple skin. After washing and paring,
they were a near-white. After baking, it was clear they would
not work in the dish -- their outside formed a new leathery
skin, while their inside proved uncooperative to mashing. |
They did
taste good, however, but more like a plantain banana than
something you'd want alongside the Jewel yams underneath the
marshmallows. Here's a picture of one after baking:
Pretty
unappetizing, eh? It's proved to be a good snack, but their
absence from the dish means I have to go shopping again and
get some Jewel yams to make up the shortfall |

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I also
overbought on the Russets, so we'll be eating on those tonight
to make room for all the great stuff that still needs to go
into them - butter, cream, etc. Here's what the mashed potatoes
look like now, in their protoean, unalloyed state: |
I'm a
big fan of the bad boy of cooking, Tony Bourdain. His recent
Christmas show was amusing as usual, and different in that
there was some actual footage of Tony cooking. One of his
big admonitions for home cooks is to make your own stock for
that professional chef flavor. He actually showed how to do
it (almost), so I re-watched the episode and took notes. I
started by roasting (at 450) a chicken carcass and some vegetables,
with a little tomato paste |
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I also
roasted a load of chestnuts for the stuffing at the same time.
Because of the demand on the stove's BTU-producing abilities,
everything took longer, but eventually we got some good roastage
happening. |
| Next, I
put the roasted bones and vegs into a 12-quart stock pot and
filled to the top with cold water, adding a couple of bay leaves
and some fresh thyme, and simmered. |
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After about
3 hours, it looked like this. |
I let
it continue to simmer overnight. This morning I strained it,
put it in a clean pot, and added some red wine and shallots.
The wine, a Bear's Lair 2003 Merlot, was chosen the way I
choose most any wine, by some combination of attractive label,
name and/or price. This was $2.99, and is actually quite drinkable.
Here are
the wine and the shallots eyeing each other. |
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Here they
are again, having just gone into the stock. Next comes the process
of reduction, allowing the water to evaporate and the flavors
to concentrate. It's starting to taste pretty good! The wine
was a good idea. |
12:20pm
- The liquid level is noticeably lower, and scum accumulates
on the surface, which I've been skimming off. I've increased
the flame slightly over this level for the reduction process: |
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Peeling
the chestnuts proved to be the most labor-intensive chore thus
far. Here's my peeling setup on my office table last night.
Note the drab, prison-like lighting and the large job that still
lies ahead. |
As a Midwesterner,
Jello salad was often a part of big meals, especially on my
mother's side of the family, which was from Missouri. I'm
adding a gratuitous Jello salad to our meal, and have gotten
a start on it here with this raspberry with coconut and pineapple
version. I'm thinking of topping with a layer of tapioca. |
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I made
the cranberry sauce last week, because I for one love it. Nothing
here but cranberries, orange juice, brown sugar and molasses.
It's scrumptious! |
4:21pm
Just got back from shopping, and I reckon this here stock is
done! Huh - that rude ol' Tony was right. Look into the murky
depths and drool. Say Amen! This stuff is packed with
flavor. You'll be meeting it later in your gravy and stuffing,
Allah be praised! |
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I have to run
off now and pick up my green coffee beans from Sweet Maria's, in
case the apocalypse hits over the weekend. And not to forget those
yams!
December 12th,
2007 - 10:14am
There is one more weekend of Dickens Fair left before it closes
forever (for 2007)! Just to be formal about it:
The
Great Dickens Christmas Fair
at The Cow Palace (enter Gate 5)
Parking (charged by the Palace): $10
This year's
Fair has been quite enjoyable for me. This is our 8th year in the
present venue, and gradually our crew has become better and better
until we are now a smooth-running, well-oiled machine. (Especially
the well-oiled part, anyway).
Pirates of Penzance
is back at the V&A Theatre after a two-year hiatus, and is better
than ever - last Sunday's performance was absolutely stellar. New
pianist Barry has whipped the cast into shape - I'd pit them two
falls out of three against any other local cast!
Naughty French
Postcards returns for its third triumphant year, with a new script
and some new talent, including the beautiful Deborah Doyle as Leticia.
In a new and unexpected development, I find myself playing electric
sitar for 3 of the Indian-themed tableaux! I've also been bending
those same strings for J. Paul Moore's exotic magic show, seen twice
daily at the Victoria & Albert Theatre and Bijou Music Hall
(as are the other productions mentioned above).
I also appear
daily playing with Siamsa, the Irish & Scottish dance group
(appearing at Fezziwig's at 11:40 and 3:40), as well as with the
Pipe & Bowl Morris Men (appearing at Mad Sal's at 12:30 and
3:30). How do I appear in two places at once? Come find out!
It's the Bruno Band - here featuring Jay Doane, Robert Hill, Brian
Dallarmi, and Hava
December 7th,
2007
Silo @ Central
Perk, Thu, Dec 13 -acoustic fiddle & guitar
Hey gang, the new duo Silo, featuring Dane Miller on fiddle and
Mark Ungar on guitar, plays this coming Thursday, December 13th
at the wonderfully quirky café/vintage modern artifacts museum
and store Central Perk in El Cerrito. Silo goes back to the roots,
with a repertoire steeped in Appalachian, Old-Time, Celtic and Bluegrass
music. Bring a chicken - you'll want to pluck one! Showtime is 7:30
come on down, hang out and get buzzed! Central Perk is located
in the heart of El Cerrito, at the corner of Central and San Pablo
Aves.
Silo @ Central
Perk Thursday, December 13th, 7:30pm to ?
10086 San Pablo Ave El Cerrito, CA 94530
631-553-3841 www.centralperkcoffee.net
Espresso Cappuccinos Sandwiches Salads
Free Internet Access
October 24th,
2007
The
Starlight Circle Players Present:
The
Samhain All Hallows Masquerade
2nd Annual Fundraiser Concert:
The Starlight
Circle Players 2nd Annual Samhain Fundraiser will be held on November
3 at The Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists on the corner
of Cedar & Bonita in Berkeley (directions are at www.bfuu.org).
A costume event full of music, good food, art, tarot, and more music!
Our theme this year is "Ancestors" and there will
be prizes for the best costumes in several categories, so dress
up like your favorite ancestor open to interpretation!
Featured bands include: Caliban, Sharon Knight & Winter,
Fontain's M.U.S.E., Axis of Blues,
Evelie Såles Delfino Posch & Mahal, Across the Pond, Teed
Rockwell Hinustani Ragas, Tha BaySix, The Questionably Sane,
and more!
Tickets on
Sale October 1 at
Dark Carnival Books
3086 Claremont Ave.
Berkeley CA, 94706
510-654-7323
Ancient
Ways Bookstore
4075 Telegraph Ave
(between 40th St & 41st St)
Oakland, CA 94609
(510) 653-3244
By mail: "Tickets" TSCP c/o 2998 Shasta Rd. Berkeley Ca 94708
And - November 3rd at the door: 1924 Cedar Street (at Bonita Avenue),
Berkeley (directions are at www.bfuu.org).
You can also call us at 510-647-5268 or send an email to
starlightcircleplayers@yahoo.com.
Volunteers are
still needed in all areas, and there is still time to enter your
art in the gallery show or to donate a raffle item. Please contact
Lezlie at doclezlie@gmail.com.
You can call us at 510-647-5268 or send an email to
starlightcircleplayers@yahoo.com.
August 10th,
2007
In the Future, all businesses that move out of a building will take
their damn signs with them when they go. For instance, Copeland's
Sports in El Cerrito Plaza closed last year, yet their huge lighted
signs are still there, misleading the public and wasting people's
time and gas. In the Future, that won't happen, because corporations
will not be allowed to have, on the one hand, the status of human
personhood with the rights and privileges thereof, yet on the other
hand none of the responsibilities of being a person, such as conscience
and ethics.
...Just thought
you'd like to know.
August 9th,
2007
In the Future...
In the Future, every restaurant, from McDonald's to Hometown Buffet,
will have a pepper grinder filled with fresh peppercorns. Not decades-old
pre-ground pepper and mouse droppings melange that is fortunately
ground too large to fit through the holes in the top of the shaker
anyway. Also, not tasteless grey dust. Just thought you'd like to
know.
July 18th,
2007
Rental review:
Mel Gibson's Apocalypto
The sweetie and I rented and watched Mel Gibson's Apocalypto the
other night. If you haven't seen it, it's the movie Mel released
last year, just about the time he was busy advising that Malibu
cop who pulled him over for drunk driving that he'd destroy his
career. Apocalypto is about Mayans, who apparently - thank God!
- are not Jews, because you know (according to Mel) Jews are responsible
for all the world's wars, and they also run the world by controlling
its finances from their hidden lairs.
Anyway, I hate
to admit it, but it's a riveting, fascinating movie. The story begins
in the little jungle village where Jaguar Paw lives an innocent,
idyllic life with his father, pregnant wife, and little son. We
spend enough time with them to see that they're people just like
us (except not as fat, and wearing fewer clothes) who enjoy the
universality of humor based on bodily functions and sexual practical
jokes. Suddenly their peaceful world is shattered when a press gang
from the Big City invades, killing Jaguar Paw's father and capturing
the rest of the adults to be used as blood sacrifice to the gods.
Their heads are bound to long logs, their version of a chain-gang,
and they're driven on a forced march to a date with destiny atop
the stepped pyramids of the ceremonial center. It's on this journey
that we get to know and hate Middle Eye, played by Gerardo Taracena,
the sadist, brutal lieutenant of the raiding party; since this is
a Mel Gibson movie, we can smell his impending violent comeuppance
a mile away.
The captives
are painted blue in preparation for their big moment at the high
altar, where a loathsome high priest runs a veritable disassembly
line in service of the insatiable blood-thirst of the king and their
god, first cutting out each victim's still-beating heart, then decapitating
them and finally kicking their head and body down the steps. Fortunately
for Jaguar Paw, just when its his turn there is a sign from
heaven indicating that the god's thirst for blood has been slaked,
and he's let go. Of course in the process of his departure he manages
to piss off the leader of the raiding party by killing his son,
which results in a whole lot of running through the jungle as Jaguar
Paw tries to get home to save his wife and son, whom hes left
stashed in a deep cave for their safety. In typical Gibson style,
along the way the hunted becomes the hunter, and all of the attackers
receive their just desserts. This portion of the film reminded me
of The Naked Prey, starring Cornell Wilde, a movie which also involved
a whole lot of running (half-naked, the title notwithstanding),
except in Africa, not Meso-America.
The casting,
acting, make-up, costume and production design of Apocalypto are
jaw-droppingly good. Its as if a film crew were magically
transported back in time to the twilight of the Mayan empire and
just filmed what they saw. Even the simplistic storyline works well
enough in context. In terms of creating a totally believable illusion,
Apocalypto was an unqualified success.
But this is
an incredibly violent, brutal movie. And it occurs to me that its
very similar to other Mel Gibson vehicles, including all three Mad
Maxes and Lethal Weapons, in that Mel seems to be pleading with
us to believe in his basic philosophy of life: that extreme violence
is justified, as long as its in retaliation against extreme
violence. Its interesting to note that, as a young man, Gibson
was severely beaten by a gang, resulting in major damage to his
face. He became a recluse, until an anonymous benefactor arranged
for him to have plastic surgery, after which he became Mad Max and
the Mel Gibson we know today. Its probable that this experience
of helplessness in the face of overwhelming brutality helped shape
his core being, and still profoundly affects him today.
Saturday,
May 26th, 1:15 - 2:15: Carnaval
SF Festival 2007
I'll be playing guitar with The
Jana Herzen Band on Stage 6, 22th St & Harrison, in
San Francisco's Mission District. Jana's
a fine singer and songwriter, also owner of Motema
Records. Deirdre McCarthy will be joining the band on percussion.
Carnaval
San Francisco Festival
Festival Location:
16th St and Harrison St down to 23rd Street and Harrison Street.
The Festival
draws hundreds of thousands of people (and that's just the musicians!)
for two days of dancing Salsa, Samba, Reggae, Tango, Hip- Hop, Merengue,
Calypso, Cha Cha Cha, Cumbia, and Mambo into the evening. Food vendors
offer traditional delicacies, while others sell crafts native to
the Carnaval countries of their heritage. Giant stages sparkle with
continuous entertainment. The 2007 Festival will take place on Saturday,
May 26th, and Sunday, May 27th.
Fri
May 11, 2007
You may recall
that, in June of 2006, my 1952 Kay upright bass was finally rebuilt
and ready to play. Purty, ain’t it? I’ve been plucking at it in a
desultory fashion since then.
Under the mistaken impression that I might be a jazz
bassist, singer and friend DJ Hamouris has invited me to
fill in for Mark Petrella, the bassist in her trio The Nomadics, at the Nomad Café in
Oakland
. Since I’ve had many adventures simply
by not contradicting people’s mistaken impressions of my abilities,
I agreed. Won’t you join us for an evening out? Maybe I’ll collide
with Jazz and a new nation will be born, or something.
Oh yeah, I should mention: DJ is a fabulous singer. Also this Friday,
normal (well, really, he’s as abnormal as they come, and proud of
it) Nomadics guitarist Brooke Schoenfield will be replaced by Ken Husbands.
Buffalo
will also
sing a few songs.
See
you there! The Nomad Café is on Shattuck, one block north of Alcatraz,
in
North Oakland
. Here’s how
to get there. And a map.
We’ll play from 7:30 to 9:30.
6500
Shattuck Ave.
(at
65th St
.)
Oakland
,
CA
94609
(510) 595-5344
Here’s
a bit of what they have to say about themselves:
“People wander
in to the Nomad Café from near and far. Only a very few run away screaming.
A handful have never left at all…..”
Thursday,
April 5th, 2007
You may remember
our announcement of a few days ago, regarding the Uncle Bobb show
at Kimos in San Francisco. Well, Kimos is no longer
having music
something to do with lack of soundproofing upstairs.
BUT: (as Peewee
Herman said, everybodys got a big but
) We have switched
venues to The Club in Pacifica, 955 Yosemite @7pm. (Click
"Events" link) As of this moment, we are waiting to hear
from Yesterday's News to see if they will do the show with us. This
is totally last minute crazy, but it's important to us because we
are introducing a new band member at the show!!!
Yes,
Uncle Bobb presents our new frontman, Siri (thats him in front
of my neck)
We have been working over the band repertoire and we are fired up.
We love the new sound of Uncle Bobb and think you all will enjoy
it even more.
Wednesday,
March 28th, 2007
Fund For
John Havard
Yesterday
I received the apalling news that guitarist John Havard has been
diagnosed with lung cancer. John is great musician and gentle soul
whom I've had the privilege of working with on Laurie Chastain's
album Remencier, as well as performing with on several occasions.
John was a member of Berkeley band The Natives, which flirted
with major label success several years ago. Recently he's been a
member of Kevin Brennan's Claddagh Band.
A fund to help
defray John's medical and living expenses has been set up:
The bank is: Mechanics Bank
The account name is: John Havard Benefit Fund
The account # is: 040986969
You may also
send checks to:
The John Havard Benefit Fund
c/oMichele deCesare
19654 Forest Ave.
Castro Valley, CA 94546
There will
be a benefit concert to benefit John on Saturday, April 21st, 5
- 9pm, at The Harbor House in Half Moon Bay, 346 Princeton Ave.
A $25 donation is requested.

Age-Old Plumbing
Mystery Solved
I've noticed this phenomenon in every house I've lived
in. When one turns on the hot water, the flow gradually gets slower
and slower; if you initially turned on the water just a trickle,
within a minute or two it stops flowing altogether. Finally, this
morning, I got so fed up with not knowing the reason for this that
I waded through 9 pages of Google results until I found the answer.
Here it is, excerpted from www.dansdata.com:
Mysteries
of the bathroom
I very much
doubt I am the only one who's observed this phenomenon. I was wondering
whether you could shed any light on it:
When you live
in a cold place like Tasmania, the hot water takes a while to get
to the tap when you turn it on. Have you noticed how, when you first
turn on the tap, while the water is still cold, the water comes
out quite fast. However, when the water coming out of the tap starts
to warm up, the rate of flow slows down.
Sometimes this
is so drastic that one has to pause the hand-washing process to
turn the tap on more (which can be very annoying if you have soapy
hands at the time). Why does this happen? What is the scientific
reason?
Answer:
The tolerances inside a normal tap are surprisingly small; look
how little the top of the tap screws out when you turn it on. The
water pressure's high enough (provided you don't have a crummy gravity
feed hot water system), though, that you can get respectable flow
from only a small valve opening. It's that small opening that explains
the hot-water-slowing-to-a-trickle behaviour.
The valve gap
is small enough that if the valve washer expands significantly,
it shuts off the water flow. Plain rubber washers do exactly that.
They "take a set" when the tap's turned off, then expand
over time when you've turned the tap on and they're not being pressed
against the valve seat any more. Both hot and cold tap valves do
this, but it's much more noticeable with hot, because the hot water
softens the rubber and causes it to expand more quickly (it's not
thermal expansion, just softer rubber). The harder you turn the
tap off, the more compressed the washer will be and the more dramatically
it'll spring back.
If you use tap
washers that're less compressible - fibre washers, or any of the
various synthetic washers out there that're each claimed to be more
miraculous than the last - the problem won't happen.
I now know to
buy something other than rubber washers when I next replace the
ones in my shower.
Monday, March
26th, 2007
Yes, I admit
it: it's been a very long time since I updated the site. So much
has happened since September. But the main thing that's happened
is that Deirdre and I bought a house! It's a wonderful little 1944
bungalow, in Richmond Annex (El Cerrito by another name would smell
as sweet). We really lucked out - our house was 99% ready to move
in, with no real outstanding physical problems. We found it just
as the market began to stabilize after a long period of inflation,
and were able to bid the asking price and have our offer accepted.
Escrow closed September 6th, and then came an exhausting 2 full
months of packing and moving.
D and I are
both in a situation where we recently inherited all of our ancestors
belongings; for each of us, one parent has died and the other moved
into a retirement home within the last few years. As a consequence,
we've been weeding through mounds of "heirlooms" and not-so-heirloomy
things. All of our previous diligence seemed to have made no difference
when we moved from a 1400 square foot flat to our 1000 sq. ft. house!
Up until the week of our housewarming party in late February, we
still had a refugee pile of excess belongings in the back yard.
This winter's heavy rains helped to ruin a large portion of it,
making parting with it an easier decision.
At present,
both D and I have wrestled our offices into a fairly neat semblance
of functionality, and the pile of homeless objects in the center
of the garage is down to about 64 cubic feet.
MUSIC NEWS
¶ When we were finally granted access to the stage, after an
hour and 45 minutes of driving around the area, Avalon
Rising had a fine time playing at San Francisco's Civic Center
plaza on St. Patrick's Day last Saturday. Here's a photo to prove
I was there. I was kind of going for the "Cowboy Leprechaun"
look, with a stylish Aussie hat and, of course, kilt. Geez it was
cold! The crowd was friendly and responsive, with plenty of punks
dancing with grandmothers. The sound company, Renegade Sound, was
fabulous, dealing with our rushed setup situation like pros.

¶ My 1952
Kay upright bass, which luthier Stewart Port and I started rebuilding
last February, was finally finished in June. It turned out much
better sounding and easy to play than I could have possibly imagined.
I've been having a great time learning to play it, and now possess
the stamina to at least stumble from one end of a song to the other.
It's an amazing experience playing an instrument that is taller
than I am, that can rattle the windows without even being plugged
in!
¶ Avalon
Rising's guitarist/producer Kristoph Klover has been laboring
mightily in his Flowinglass Studio, forging our new album, tentative
entitled Elbows & Antlers. No word yet on a release date,
but we're hoping to squeeze it out sometime mid-Summer.
¶ I've
recently acquired a new computer and a cool device called a StealthPlug
- a USB to 1/4" cable for guitar, bass, etc. It came bundled
with a nifty multitrack recording program called Tracktion. I've
begun tracking some ideas, and will be doing more in the next few
months, gearing up towards a new creative period of writing and
recording.
¶ Speaking
of which, I've begun a new project with guitarist/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Robert Hill, familiar
to friends of The Bruno at the Renaissance and Dickens fairs.
No name yet (how about Funky See, Funky Do?). Robert's been
coming over to the new studio and jamming - it's been a pleasure
playing along with his rich, buttery voice and fine Corinthian guitar
stylings. We hope to play some gigs in Alameda before too long,
so stay tuned. We're not quite sure what we're going to play, but
whatsomEVER we play, it GOT to be funky!
¶ Coming
up on July 1st is something very exciting: The
Midsummer Celtic Festival for Peace In Our Streets,
featuring Avalon Rising, Druid Sisters Tea Party, Evelie
Delfino Sayles Posch, Fontain's
M.U.S.E., with magician Majinga and more! It's to
be held at La Pena Cultural
Center, 3105 Shattuck Ave, Berkeley, CA 94705 - 510-849-2568.
This event is not yet confirmed, so check back here for the latest
news.
5-20-2006
Back From China
Yes, Avalon Rising is home from our 2006 China tour! We worked
like mules, had a wonderful and somewhat frustrating time, and saw
a very narrow slice of China. I'll be elaborating at more length
on what we saw and did, but right now I'll just post a couple of
photos from the Chinese newspapers.
If anyone can read and translate the accompanying Chinese text,
we'd be interested to know what they're saying about us!
We played in
a large public park in Jinan, the capitol city of Shandong province.
The residents of Jinan evidently have seen very few westerners,
but were very friendly when we said "hello" in their native
tongue.


Celtic Power
Hour on hiatus..
Due to increasing demands on my time by rehearsals for two stage
productions coming up this summer (The Girl Who Touched The Stars,
and Thanatics -- see Performance Schedule sidebar), my internet
radio show the Celtic Power Hour will be on hiatus until I can get
an upgraded computer. The problem is that my current computer is
not powerful enough to run SAM2, the broadcast software, in its
full capacity. Normally, I would be able to do announcements and
voice-overs, but due to aforementioned lack of computational horsepower,
I am unable to speak while broadcasting, and must pre-record my
shows. This usurps valuable time during the week that I just can't
spare anymore. My apologies to my legions of fans out there (all
dozen or so of you), but this is the way it must be, at least temporarily.
Thanks for your patience.
4-11-2006
Avalon Rising to Play in China!
Euro-American
Festival To Be Held in Jinan, China, May 1 - 7
"Now in its third year, the Festival is organized by the Shan
Dong Municipal Bureau of Culture, Radio, Film, & TV. This Chinese
government organization is empowered to present the Festival each
May for the purpose of celebrating the Chinese Labor Day. As China
is one of the most rapidly growing and dynamic economic centers
of the world, the Bureau has expressed its goal of promoting the
awareness of international entertainment (culture) to the people
of Shan Dong.
Entertainers
performing at the Festival will be seen by thousands of Chinese
attending the event. They will receive extensive exposure in the
local newspapers, on television, and on the radio. Previous festivals
attracted over 120,000 guests."
Jinan
is a modern, bustling city and is known as the birthplace of many
celebrities in Chinese history, such as Bian Que, the founder
of traditional Chinese medicine, and Master Zou Yan, the
founder of the yin and yang five-element school used in traditional
Chinese medicine.
As
Jinan boasts a number of natural springs amid picturesque scenery,
it is known as the "City of Spring". The city tree of
Jinan is the willow, and the city flower is the lotus. To the south
of Jinan stands the "Holy Land of Buddhism" a- the Thousand
Buddha Mountain.
By request, Avalon Rising has added a traditional Chinese tune to
our repertoire - (Bubugao, or "Step by Step"),
and will be wearing kilts onstage. We will strive to bring honor
to our ancestors, and cultural enrichment to the great people of
China by rocking out to the best of our ability.
4-22-2006
Celtic Power Hour Now 4 Hours! That's
right, I passed the audition -- my internet radio show, the Celtic
Power Hour, is expanding to 4 big hours, starting this Sunday,
March 26th! I feature the best in Celtic Rock and Roots, with side
trips into Folk, Folk-Rock, and Psychedelia. That means plenty of
Fairport Convention, Steeleye Span, Jethro
Tull, and Pentangle, with goodies like
Horslips, Mellow Candle, even Thin Lizzie thrown in for good measure.
Great music for lounging around, cleaning house, bathing the pets,
or...? The show airs from 10am (or so, while we wrestle with whatever
is the latest round of technical difficulties) to 2pm (or so).
Bass News
The summer before last, Avalon Rising played an afterhours show
at the Stafford Lake Renaissance Faire. The next day, Steve the
chocolate guy approached me and said, "you know, you should
really get an upright bass -- I think you'll love it, and it will
improve your technique on the other instruments you play".
Those words stuck with me, and I slowly started to keep my eye out
for a bass. Then, a few months ago, Anne Hosmer, a fellow fair stage
manager, was cleaning out her parents' old house preparatory to
selling it, and gifted me with her old high school bass. It's a
'52 Kay (two years older than me) that had had the neck broken off
twice. I recently took it to my luthier, Stewart Port, who rebuilt
it and has graciously been allowing me to refinish it in his shop
on Oakland's waterfront. Here are a few pics of progress so far.
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3-06-2006
Thanks to everyone -- all 9 of you, at peak -- who listened
to Show 6 of the Celtic Power Hour yesterday. We're settling into
a (somewhat crippled) rhythm with this endeavor...due to a power
failure during the night at the home of my engineer in Illinois,
he overslept and, after much scrambling and emergency messaging,
we got on the air 1/2 hour late.
Ever notice
that, no matter how much you upgrade your computer and/or electronic
gear, it's never enough? Such is the case here. Despite a generous
donation of a Windows 2000-equipped eMachine from our songwriting
partner Margarita to serve music-only needs, apparently asking it
to run SAM2, our streaming radio/DJ software is too much...it'll
stream MP3 files OK, but asking it to also deal with voice-overs
is just too much; the poor CPU gets overloaded, resulting in latency/buffering
problems and my rich, buttery announcer's voice gets all garbled
and skippy. So we're stuck with pre-recording shows, or at least
announcement breaks. The problem with that is that online listeners
cannot read the title and artist name of the song that is currently
playing. Anyone out there have a computer they'd like to donate,
something with a minimum speed of 1 Ghz?
Check out
the Serenity-IRC LandzEdge chatroom
During my shows, I've been hanging out in the LandzEdge chatroom
at Serenity-IRC, to hobnob with fellow Celtic Rock fans. If you'd
like to join us there, simply click on this link:
http://www.serenity-irc.net/java/?chan=landzedge
On the page that it takes you to, simply input a nickname and a
password (pay no attention to the part about "registered nickname
password" -- you don't need to be registered.) You'll be logged
into the LandzEdge chatroom. You must have Java enabled for this
to work; if you'd rather not use Java (it's kind of sluggish), you
can download the program mIRC from http://www.mirc.com/. It's a
little complicated to get setup if you're not used to IRC programs,
so if you're interested, contact me and we'll see if we can't guide
you through it.
Listening
Online - what you need
The
very simplest way I know of to listen to online radio is to get
Winamp and configure it as your default player for audio files and
streaming...then when you click on the streaming link -
http://rs9.radiostreamer.com:8100/listen.pls
your player will automatically open you'll be logged on to the stream.
Alternately,
you can copy the link above, go to File>Open URL. and paste it
in.
3-04-2006
Howdy world, what's up?
Thanks to everyone for a great Pantheacon show! It seemed like there
were 400 people, all wearing faerie wings and gyrating madly; some
people were actually hovering...We truly wish we could have taken
you all home with us, but the next best thing would be if you could
show up at every gig!
Celtic Power
Hour
It's coming up on the sixth week of the show, and we're finally
getting most the bugs out...My computer doesn't seem to be powerful
enough to allow me to do the show live, so it'll have to be pre-recorded
until I upgrade. You can see playlists of the shows and download
archives of past and present shows on the Radio
page. Just click on the show number to download the MP3 of the show.
2-02-2006
Be sure to listen to my new internet radio show, The
Celtic Power Hour, this Sunday, February 5th - it's a
special show featuring Ireland's early Celtic Rock band Horslips
- I'll be playing their first two albums, Happy To Meet, Sorry
To Part and The Tain -- in their entirety! Horslips
was a unique, pioneering band that fused elements of traditional
Irish music and instrumentation with the rock band context, creating
an original sound that was at once rocking, folky, psychedelic and
most of all, unique. The show airs on LandzEdge.com
- just click on the radio icon, then on the streaming audio link
on the radio page. I recommend either WinAmp or iTunes to listen.
The Celtic Power Hour will be broadcast from 10am - noon, Pacific
Standard Time.
1-22-2006
Oops Happens: Well, due to some Time Zone mixups, my show today
ran 10am to noon...Texas Time. LandzEdge
has apologized profusely and promises that it'll be on at the correct
time next week: 12 to 2pm CST, 10am to noon PST. For those that
really, really want to hear it, you can download the show from my
Radio page...just click the link for Show
001.
1-20-2006
It's done! I
finally, with much trepidation and screwing around, pre-recorded
the first Celtic Power Hour radio show. It'll air this Sunday
from 10am - noon on LandzEdge.com.
Continue....
1-18-2006
Feliz
Navidad, everyone! Well, it's a new year...we finally made it through
the 4th-quarter gauntlet of the Dickens Christmas Fair (build, teardown,
and all things in between), family gatherings, and holiday parties.
We've got some great stuff on-deck for 2006 -- here are a few teasers:
- Friday,
Jan 27th: Avalon Rising returns to one of the greatest venues
in the Western world: The
Starry Plough. I personally cherish every chance I get
to play here, though I've done it hundreds of times...the very
stage seems to exude magic from the sweat of the thousands of
incredible performers who have walked it...
This is our annual return to the Plough, opening once again for
the granddaddy of Celtic Rock in the Bay Area: Tempest.
Tempest currently has a good line-up, especially bassist Ariane
Cap, who is a delightful player..
In years past, this January show has been a benefit for the Pagan
Pride Parade, and I think that's what it's for again this
time...I'll check and get back to you about that.
- Avalon
Rising has a new manager/booking agent: please welcome Lisa
Summers! Lisa's a big fan of Tempest, and chose them as the
headliner for the big Hurricane Katrina benefit she and her two
partners put together back in September down at the SF Civic Center
Plaza. She found Avalon Rising when looking for an opening act,
and was so charmed by us (go figure!) that she took the reins
and has been riding the phones for hours and days, talking to
a myriad of festivals coming up later in the year. Early polling
indicates some probable dates in Phoenix, AZ and Montana, so stay
tuned for details.
- I, Yours
Truly, Me, Myself & I (oops, I said I already) will be hosting
a new internet radio show on www.LandzEdge.com
-- it's the Celtic Power Hour, featuring Celtic Rock and
its roots. I'm still working on organizing my library and compiling
and recording my first show, but I should have it done very soon.
The show will air 10am to noon Sunday mornings (PST), plus possible
repeats during the week. Check out LandzEdge - they're nice folks,
and have a very diverse lineup of shows throughout the week. They're
on the air 24/7, too.
10-31-2005
On September 22nd,
Kristoph Klover and I were fortunate to be able to sit down with
world renowned fantasy author Terry Pratchett and ask him
a few questions. Click here to
download the interview...
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Today it was our great pleasure to host world-renowned
fantasy author Terry Pratchett in the first of what
may become a series of audio interviews. The interview will
be available for download soon right here on this website,
and will also be accessible from the Apple iTunes Podcast
site (as soon as I've digitized it and figured out how to
post it there.)
The co-moderators
were Kristoph Klover, of Flowinglass Music, and myself. Terry
proved to be an amenable, witty and voluble subject, which
should come as no surprise to his fans.
Below:
Terry and Donna, discussing Margaret Dumont... |

Terry
is in the midst of a West Coast tour promoting his new Discworld
novel, Thud. |
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Co-host
Kristoph and Terry:
two clowns in search of a circus... |
IndepenDisc
Hosts New Online Radio Show
Gary V., of IndepenDisc,
has recently created the IndepenDisc
Radio Show, Wednesday nights from 10:00PM Midnight
(Eastern Time) , on Cygnus
Radio. This is a chance for you to hear a variety of adventurous
new music from a whole truckload of IndepenDisc artists - including
The Veil, the Celto-Middle-Eastern
psychedelic rock project of Yours Truly, Deirdre McCarthy, and Margarita
Kovats. If you're like me - frustrated by the bland predictability
and corporate sameness of conventional radio - mark your calendar
and tune in! No registration is required to listen or chat.
10-13-2005
By now, the word is out: I was burglarized. Well, my
car was, to be exact. After performing with my friends Cuir
Bleu at The Stud last Friday night, I packed out my equipment
and loaded it into my car, parked on the corner outside, at 9th
and Harrison. I dashed back in to say good-night to everyone, and
during that time my car window was smashed and my equipment and
instruments were stolen. Fortunately, I had brought a minimum of
stuff with me, but that included my bass, my electric guitar, and
my pedal board.
The short list
of stolen equipment includes:
- Peavey Foundation
V 5-string bass, black, serial number 10180769. My name is engraved
on the back of the headstock.
- Schecter
Omen 6 electric guitar, walnut satin finish, my name engraved
on the back of the headstock.
- Boss GT-3
multi-effects processor, metallic blue
I want to express
my deep appreciation for all the nice thoughts everyone has been
sending my way by email the last few days. The stuff...well, it's
only stuff, but they are the tools of my trade, and it's a wrench
to have them taken. I do have insurance, but there is a deductible
and it remains to be seen how much of the replacement costs will
actually be covered. I will be very grateful for any donations to
help weather this. Kristoph has organized our upcoming Saturday
night show at the Bistro in Hayward as a benefit, as well as a special
birthday celebration for him, so come on out and see us if you can.
There will be cake, doorprizes, and general merrymaking - I hope
to see you there!
Meanwhile, if
anyone wants to check the pawnshops around town for the stolen gear,
that would sure help...I've also heard that a lot of it turns up
at the Oakland Coliseum flea market. Thanks again, everyone.
9-27-2005
The Anti-Christ
speaks
From Dateline:
Hollywood -
Pat Robertson
on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was Gods way of expressing
its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its
selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this years Emmy Awards.
By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these
Hollywood elites have clearly invited Gods wrath, Robertson
said on The 700 Club on Sunday. Is it any surprise
that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres hometown?
As a former
cult member, I can unfortunately attest to the fact that Robertson
probably actually believes what he's saying. If I learned anything
from my experience, it's that human minds are incredibly malleable
and no matter what a evil, low-grade moron one is it's still relatively
easy to believe unquestioningly in one's own goodness. And, contrary
as it seems to natural law, holding wildly contradictory beliefs
does not make one's head explode. As the Queen of Hearts once said,
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things
before breakfast." And that, my friends, is how Pat Robertson,
the Anti-Christ, can believe that he is a Christian. And the fact
that he's actually saying these things out loud in public further
demonstrates that he really doesn't understand that there's anything
wrong with his position! At the least an evil slime-devil like Rumsfeld
has enough decency to be embarrassed by Pat's call for the assassination
of Ugo Chavez..."Pat, you idiot - we DO these things, sure,
but we don't TALK ABOUT THEM!!!"
8-9-2005
Terry Pratchett Interviewed at More Moose Music Studio
8-9-2005
Not Much to Say...Sayin' It Anyway
It's been a busy few weeks for us here at More Moose, weeks
spent on our butt in front of the computer, checking Craigslist
every day for work for bass players. It's slowly starting to pay
off; the last couple of Tuesdays have seen our intrepid 4-or-5 stringer
at the Wallace Arms pub in Antioch, helping to anchor the weekly
jam session sponsored by the Antioch Music Academy. Following an
exciting debut two weeks ago, there was a sudden drop into "trainwreck"
territory last week, but we're hopeful for a renaissance tonight,
with lots of good players and happy customers coming down.
If you're a
San Anselmo resident, or just like to protect free speech, why not
attend the San Anselmo Town Council meeting tonight at 8, where
they will be attempting to crucify my friend Ford Greene...that
is, they want to pass a special zoning amendment to keep him from
continuing to use the side of his building at 711 Sir Francis Drake
to express his political views. To get the whole story, go to http://fordgreene.com/.
6-23-2005
Great Review in SF Weekly
Ok, maybe not great...but pretty good! Check
it out...
A word to the wise: bring earplugs Saturday night.
6-12-2005
Thanatics Rocks the Exit Theater for Boffo 2nd Weekend!
So concludes the second weekend of the 4 weekend run of Thanatics
- A Rock Opera. The half-way mark. It's been a blast, and we're
steadily improving We had a bit of a demolition derby moment back
in our second performance, when narrator Andy's headset mic broke,
and he skipped a song cue...we treaded water for a moment and then
plunged into the song. If you think of a band like a big car, a
Cadillac for instance, the rhythm section (bass, drums, and sometimes
other instruments) is like the tires and suspension. And the transmission.
And the engine. Ok, so the rest of the band (singers, lead guitarists,
etc.) are kind of like the...vanity mirror light. Or the logo on
the steering wheel. Anyway, when you get a fine rhythm section like
bassist Erica Watson and drummer Scott Healey (and, depending on
whether I'm playing rhythm or lead guitar, sometimes me - well,
I stand in the backline anyway), your suspension is so good that
it just evens out any potholes or rough spots. So when Keith's mic
cut out during Hello Mother last night, we just drove right over
it and smoothly brought the vehicle to its final destination. Kind
of like, oh I don't know...a real band!
Playing with
this production has been a tremendous amount of fun, and a nice
challenge. It's an actual show - not just another night in a bar
- so the finitude of chances to play things effectively is very
apparent. Translation: the show's only an hour and 20 minutes long.
Each musical moment in it never comes around again, so if I lose
my concentration and forget where I am, that's one less chance to
enjoy doing that section correctly. And also, with limited opportunities
to play lead fills, it's been fun to find out what note range yields
the most expressiveness for each particular place in each song.
The Exit Theater
has an alfresco backstage area that is incredibly pleasant. It's
between the back of the building, a red brick job that is mostly
residence hotel, and a concrete block parking structure with huge
mult-paned window. Here's what it looks like, sitting out back taking
a break.


Here's
picture of the whole Thanatics gang after opening night's show.

Left to right:
Tygre, Keith, [unknown], Scott, Erica, Andy, Laura, Barak, Rick,
Chris, Mark.
Avalon Rocks
Faerie Fest
Yesterday progressive Celt-rockers Avalon Rising (yours truly on
bass, mandocello, and occasional guitar) played way out in Fair
Oaks, 12 miles past Sacramento, at the Celtic Midsummer Night's
Dream Faerie Festival. Whew, ma'am - that's a mouthfull! This was
the same laid-back afair we played last year, with the same ever-helpful
Ariel on a much-improved sound system. The venue had been changed
to the VFW post grounds (I'm guessing that stands for Very Fine
Witches). The stage was in the center of the small fair, with about
30 or so booths spread out around it in a loose spiral. Everyone
within a mile radius would have had no trouble hearing us, so as
a result we hardly ever had much of a tangible audience in front
of us. What actually WAS in front of us, from about rows 10 through
17, was a bog. One knew it was a bog, because it was fenced - or
rather, stringed - in, and there was a large sign in the middle
of it that read Authentic Irish Bog. Here it is below, in front
of the authentic Celtic round house, cleverly made from hay bales
and reed mats.



A
view of the stage, with drummer Scott

| Wait,
what's that look on his face? |
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A little
closer... |
6-7-2005
We opened! Opening night show went great, helped by a loud, enthusiastic
audience of about 30 of our friends and assorted hooligans. Then
came the drinkin' and dancin', oh my...
Second night
became a bit of a demolition derby, but never went completely out
of control. Then came the going home and sleeping....
Surprisingly,
I was surprised that the audience laughed. I haven't actually seen
the show yet, being in it. I imagine it's similar to being in a
movie, where you play all the scenes out of context and the story
never actually takes shape until post-production. So apparently
it's funny.
3 more weekends
left...
6-3-2005
Overture,
curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart |
Overture,
curtains, lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it! |
Tonight what heights we'll hit -- On with the show this is it! --
courtesy Bugs Bunny
5-22-2005
It's a mere 11 days until Thanatics - A
Rock Opera opens at the Exit
Theatre here in San Francisco. Rehearsals are running
fast and furious, with hazardous puddles of mascara everywhere and
distrait artists running about like headless chickens, trailing
clouds of sparkles, muttering "It'll be OK - it'll be OK!"
We've started to integrate the narrator in, and now that I've gotten
a glimpse of what this show might actually look like, I'm eager
to see the video after we're all done - it looks like it'll be a
fun night out on the town. Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to playing
in it too. I'm finally getting to break in my Schecter Omen 6 guitar,
a truly awesome beast that was born to wail.
Tickets are
now available online! Go to www.kshaddock.com/thanatics/index.html
and click on the date you plan to attend. Tickets are $15. For reservations
or questions, send email to: thanaticstix@yahoo.com.
Thanatics is playing EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
NIGHT IN JUNE, starting June 3rd. SHOWTIME:
7:30
THANATICS
- A ROCK OPERA
Suicide Art. Craze of the Future.
San Francisco,
June 3rd, 2035
Welcome to the Population and Planning (PaP) Conference 2035.
Your key note lecturer on this final day of the conference will
be Dr. Richelieu Smitty, author of
Thanatics: How Art Defied Politics and Saved the World.
Because San
Francisco is hosting this year's conference, Dr Smitty
will recount a tale that is now legendary: how the famed SoMa 7
art collective accidentally fueled a suicide art movement that almost
put the Depopulation Party in power in the early part of this century.
As part of his
presentation, he's hired an old fashioned 'rock & roll' band
(Crooked Family) to give 'light accompaniment' to this revered story.
Join Dr. Smitty
at the Exit Theatre every Friday and Saturday of this
coming June and relive this exciting tale of yesteryear.
The Exit Theatre
is located at 156 Eddy Street (between Mason & Taylor Streets)
in beautiful cosmopolitan San Francisco.
5-16-2005
Special, special thanks to Ann Hosner of Sacramento. She is in the
process of clearing out her childhood home in order to sell it.
Once upon a time, she played upright bass in her high school band.
The band was so good, they went on a tour of Europe. Alas, the bass
(a '52 Kay) had only a canvas gig bag to shield it from the rigors
of travel, and ended up in three pieces. It was given to Ann upon
her graduation, who did a beautiful job of stripping off the finish
and has kept it ever since in the hopes of reassembling and refinishing
it. She has very kindly donated it to me. I'm thrilled at the prospect
of restoring it to useful musical life, and perhaps spending the
rest of my life learning how to play it. I happen to be blessed
to know the adventurous, good-natured luthier (and new Daddy) Stewart
Port, who is excited to take on the project, especially since
he himself has a Czech-made bass in similar condition. Now to get
together the requisite cash to fund the Great Bass Restoration...$2
- 400 for the regluing, $3 - 500 for the refinishing, and $1 - 150
for stringing and setup. Pictures to come soon!
Ann also gave
me a gorgeous 1965 bowl-back mandolin, made by the prestigious Framus
company of Bavaria. Before they went out of business in the late
'60s, Framus supplied many of the classic rock 'n' roll instruments
people like the Beatles played.
5-11-2005
Rare Live Phoenyx Track Found
Being temporarily under-employed, I'm using the time between job
searches to clean house and rid myself of the detritus of ages that
clings on like barnacles and threatens to sink the ship of life.
Down in the basement, I found a box of old demo tapes that included
a cassette of Phoenyx performing Heather Alexander's
Black Unicorn recorded live at Decatur Street
in San Francisco in May of 1990. On it, I take a 1,064-bar guitar
solo - whew, ma'am - that's a mouthful! Enjoy.
M4a
version (iTunes)
MP3 version
5-4-2005
This week saw the virtually simultaneous release of two videos featuring
live performance of Avalon Rising. One I already mentioned
below: SF Sound. To those on the MoreMooseMailingList,
to whom I boldly stated that Comcast SF Channel 11 is commercial-free,
boy was I wrong about that! There are indeed commercials, and they
are LOUD. And a majority of the rest of the programming on Ch.11
seems to be "infomercials" featuring the huckstering of
charlatan Kevin Trudeau, who recently paid a 2 million dollar
settlement to the Federal Trade Commission and agreed to
stop appearing in infomercials...which is another story for another
time.
I hate watching
video of myself. From 1980 to 1990, it was generally believed by
those in the know that a band couldn't be successful without "a
video", and by that I mean the kind they used to show on MTV
(which I believe is now a dedicated channel for kindergarteners).
Then Journey, that quintessential monolithic dinosaurian
mega-band, boldly made history by refusing to do any more videos...the
fact that two of their members had quit and they lost their major
label contract had nothing to do with their decision, I'm sure.
The camera adds
ten pounds, they say. I figured out why, once: it's because people
are 3 dimensional (some of them, anyway), and the process of videography
renders their image down to 2 dimensions. That means that the dimension
of depth, or thickness, that we see with our eyes and we know with
our brain is the side of a body, is brought forward in the flattening
process and added to the width dimension, making a body look wider
and fatter. Make sense?
Anyway...I was
pleasantly surprised by the SF Sound episode. We were paired with
two other excellent acts, a solo singer-guitarist Jethro
Jeremiah (is it just me, or does his name make you want
to go on a scenic tour of the Ozarks?) and a Grateful Deadish
quintet called Seconds
on End, with Avalon Rising in the coveted "headliner"
spot at the end. People have intimated, well, told me outright,
that I'm a smartass. After seeing the interview footage of me (shot
while we were setting up), I guess I have to admit, it's true. Could
be worse, eh? At least I'm really, really a smartass. As a band,
we acquitted ourselves Not Too Badly...video shoots I've experienced
in the past were steaming, odiferous piles of doo-doo compared to
this one. You know, you never notice how much hair there is on your
arms until you see it in video....We'll have a link up soon so you
can see the show even if you don't live in San Francisco.
This week also
saw the release of video footage from our show last month at the
Sacramento
Theatre Co's Monday Night Cabaret series. You can see the
video footage here.
Also in the Not Too Bad category...funny how when you watch it later,
the little details come back to you, like exactly how hot it was
onstage. Hot or not, the folks there were wonderful, and we hope
we can go back and play again soon.
The Duck
Who says the internet is not a wonderful place? Since I posted my
duck query below, I've had correspondence from both M C of
Oakland and Jay Freeman of Palo Alto, who correctly pegged
the animal in question as a Muscovy
duck. Thanks, guys. I haven't seen the big white one recently;
I think he got himself an agent and is out there taking Fyvush
Finkel's leftover acting jobs.
4-28-2005
Coming
up Monday, May 2nd: See Avalon
Rising on TV! Residents of San Francisco can see Avalon
Rising on San Francisco Sound, 6 and 9:30pm, Comcast
cable Channel 11, with repeat showings on Sat,
May 7th, and again on June 6th and 11th. San Francisco
Sound is on every night, and is one of the better community-access
cable music programs around - it presents local bands live, with
high quality production values and great sound. If you've ever wondered
who some of these strange names you see in the entertainment calendars
are, this is an excellent way to find out. We had a great experience
in the studio - special thanks to producer Ron Ress and his
valiant crew.
4-27-2005
First
of all, a big thank-you to friend and music student Bradley Tanzman,
who recently gave me a digital camera. I'm fortunate in living not
half a block from one of the greatest parks in the world, Golden
Gate Park. I took the dog for a walk there yesterday and was so
entranced by the incredible natural beauty that seems to unfold
in new ways at every step that I shot 24 photos in short order.
And now, I have the opportunity to ask you, dear Reader, a question
that's been bugging me ever since I moved here a couple of years
ago:
|
What
the heck is this bird? |
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At first
glance, it seems like a duck, but with a red wattley face
like a turkey. I took to calling them Fyvush Finkel ducks,
because one of them looked exactly like the actor, right down
to the thinning pate. They seem to come in a variety of colors;
this one's mostly dark, with iridescent blue-green feathers,
but the original Fyvush Finkel was all white. There are also
some that mostly white with a smattering of black.
I've looked
for it in several bird books, but can't find it. |
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4-18-2005
Coming in June! at the Exit Theater:
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THANATICS,
A ROCK OPERA
You remember back in 2015 or so when that weird group of artists--the
SoMa Seven--accidentally started that suicide art movement?
Remember that? And that creep who was running for governor on
the Depopulation Party ticket--Daryl Knox? Remember how he used
suicide art to fuel his crazy fringe group? Thank heavens the
remaining members of the SoMa Four set things straight.
Join Dr.
Smitty as he recounts this crazy tale of yesteryear, set against
the backdrop of a chaotic and overpopulated planet Earth. |
Along for the ride to give 'light accompaniment' is an old fashioned
'rock band' named Crooked Family.
Written and directed by K.S. Haddock. Featuring Crooked Family.
EXIT Theatre 8pm FRI/SAT JUN 3 - 25, 2005 Tickets $15. Reservations
& Info: 510-523-1891 and www.kshaddock.com/thanatics
|
4-3-2005
Crooked Family
Gets Shot

Crooked Family, the
driving musical force in the new rock opera Thanatics went into
the photo studio yesterday, with sinister results. Pictured leering
above (L-R):
-- Lacy Underalls Notorius - drums
-- Lotus Morning Notorius - bass
-- Le Tygre Fudgebar Notorius - vocals
-- Chuy Dirk Biff Notorius - vocals, guitar
-- Princess Foo-Foo Ecstasy Notorius I - vocals
-- Uncle Mungar Notorius - vocals, guitar
3-29-2005
Look who
showed up at one of our shows last week...
We found his
mixing to be highly logical, hence worthy of admiration. He really
acquired a decrease in altitude, as well as a musty smell.
Thanatics
Are Coming!!!
Mark your
calendars for June...
Rehearsals
are going great - Crooked Family is a kick-ass band, rocking in
the shadow of such greats as Ziggy Stardust and Lou Reed. Thanatics,
named for the Freudian term thanatos, meaning the
urge toward death, is the darkly humorous story of a group of terminally
hip artists who inadvertently start a pop suicide craze, with
hilarious results! This show is sure to sell out, so make reservations
now - call 510-523-1891 for more information.
3-22-2005
I've got
some great new shows coming up soon! Check out Performance Schedule
to the right. The rock opera Thanatics
(featuring the kick-ass band Crooked
Family) will be debuting at the Exit
Theater in San Francisco for four weekends in June - don't
miss it!
On Terri
Shiavo
My father, sister and I made the decision to end life support for
my mother after she had a massive stroke. It was her second stroke;
the first one had already caused significant brain damage, and the
second one rendered her without consciousness. There was no hope
of her ever being more than a gradually decaying body, kept alive
without sentience, will, or personality, so by horrible comparison,
it was an easy decision to make.
What really bothers me about this whole Terri Schiavo debate is
the hypocrisy. A truly compassionate people would pay more attention
to the living people around us who at least have the potential to
grow and live fruitful lives - people like the children for whom
we can't seem to find enough money for education (yet we can find
millions to build the prisons they will have to occupy when their
lack of education makes them unfit to earn a living), or the young
soldiers we are sending to fight an illegal, immoral war for oil.
True Christian (or any other religion's) morality does not consist
of making a show of keeping bodies without consciousness alive,
be they foetuses or brain-damaged adults. Considering that, while
governor of Texas, Bush signed into effect a law that grants hospitals
the right to remove life support from patients with far more hope
of survival than Terri Schiavo, it is clear that his supposed concern
in this case is prompted by political expediency, not compassion.
3-4-2005
Why is
no one talking about impeachment? How much more evidence do we need
that Bush & Co. are lying liars, war criminals, immoral power
and sex peddlers? Ok, I personally don't have the evidence. But
I'm more than willing to spend a couple of years and 3 zillion of
America's tax dollars to dig up that evidence. If we can waste the
nation's time on Monica, why not on rescuing the country from the
tender mercies of an unqualified, inept, superstitious moron and
his gang of millionaire planet-rapers? So click on my new ImpeachBush
logo up there in the right-hand corner, or click on the Congress
logo in the left-hand corner to go to http://www.congress.org/,
and type in your zip code to find your congresspeople. Light a fire
under them - insist that they do the job you're paying them for,
and bring impeachment proceedings against BushCo. now! You can also
write to the Resident, for what it's worth. Here's my
letter to the Thief.
1-10-2005
Howdy
MoreMoose lovers! It's a brand spankin' new year -- so have a happy
one! Best of luck in all your endeavors in this coming year -- especially
in wresting our nation back from the slimy right-wing coup that
has seized control. I hope to see many of you, dear readers, at
upcoming Avalon Rising shows.
Also, be on the lookout for the rock opera Thanatics, currently
in rehearsals, debuting at a time and venue to be determined.
12-01-2004
Bush did
not win! Contact your elected officials - protest voting fraud
I
wrote the following letter to Senators Diane Feinstein and Barbara
Boxer and Representative Nancy Pelosi. I urge readers to
contact their own elected officials and protest the rampant voting
fraud that took place in Ohio. It's easy -- just go to www.congress.org
and type in your zip code to find your congresspersons. Feel free
to use this letter, or compose one of your own.
"I urge
you in the strongest possible terms to investigate the rampant voting
fraud that took place in Ohio and other states during the November
election.
This fraud took
two forms:
1) Thousands of fraudulent votes were cast and erroneous vote tallies
were recorded, due either to tampering or "voting machine malfunction".
These erroneous tallies amount to hundreds of thousands of votes,
and since Bush's margin of "victory" was only 139,000
votes, an accurate vote count could actually give the election to
Kerry.
2) Deliberate
bullying tactics and the placing of logistical obstacles in the
path of legitimate voters, especially African-Americans, caused
many people to give up on voting that day. Examples of this range
from shunting registered voters from one polling place to another,
to inadequate numbers of voting machines supplied to polling places,
resulting in hours-long delays and lines. Working people cannot
spare hours to wait in line to vote. These harassment tactics were
condoned and initiated by voting officials in Ohio and other places,
and are shameful and illegal. Those responsible should be punished.
This is the
most important issue before us now as Americans, and should be especially
important to you as a Democrat. The Bush administration has already
stolen TWO ELECTIONS, and what have you, as our elected Democratic
representatives done about it? Nothing! "Business as usual"
is not good enough. Earn your pay - and the trust we, our constituents
place in you - and rigorously investigate this rampant voting fraud.
Until you do, I do not consider Bush the president, nor does he
have a mandate. We have been and continue to be the victims of a
right-wing coup.
Yours truly,
Mark Ungar"
10-20--2004
Don't Wait - Begin Impeachment Now
It's time to forget about being shocked and depressed at how
59,729,952 Americans can be so stupid as to re-elect W. What's shocking
and depressing is that we can be so stupid as to not see that the
Republicans stole the election again without our knowing it.
We already know,
as Bev Harris ascertained in researching her book Black Box Voting,
that Diebold electronic voting systems can be tampered with, easily
and without a trace. Why is it that, when the president of Diebold
promised, as he did last year, to "deliver Ohio" to Bush,
we didn't throw him in jail, and take away his company? Why have
we not learned that today's Republican party stands for cheating
and utter disregard for the law and democratic process? Why are
we pretending that they'd never do such a thing as STEAL THE ELECTION...AGAIN??
If we start looking, we'll find the evidence - totals were changed
in Ohio. Votes were stolen. Dirty tricks were played. I guarantee
it.
As a kind of
consolation prize, the bright side of W's re-stealing the election
is that now he'll have to stick around and face the music. Let's
begin impeachment NOW, early, so that we can really have time to
savor it. And totally ruin W's second term. And, oh yeah - that's
a star-studded, double impeachment review, featuring Cheney too.
10-20--2004
Bush Receives
Endorsement From Iran
The country of Iran has stated that it would rather see Bush
than Kerry win the election, despite the administration's "Axis
of Evil" label, accusations that Iran harbors al-Qaida terrorists
and threats of sanctions over the country's nuclear ambitions.
Historically,
Democrats have harmed Iran more than Republicans, said Hasan Rowhani,
head of the Supreme National Security Council, Iran's top security
decision-making body. Mofidi added that "Democrats usually
insist on human rights and they will have more excuses to pressure
Iran." Read
the full story here.
9-27-2004
I'm too old
to have watched the Brady Bunch while growing up. So anytime
I see an episode now, there's a good chance it'll be the first time
for me. I recently caught the end of an episode that featured the
Bradys being adopted into the tribe of an American Indian played
by the great Jay Silverheels, better known as Tonto from the Lone
Ranger series. As Jay and the Bunch gathered 'round the campfire,
I braced myself for a high cheese-content, polyester hippie Hollywood
version of a Native American "pagan" ceremony. To my utter
surprise, the ceremony was a wonderfully sincere (though brief)
invocation of actual Native American/pagan/mystical values. Beginning
with greeting all his relations (the animals, plants and ancestors),
Silverheels saluted the 4 directions, going on to give each Brady
a new Indian name and adopting their tribe into his own, pledging
love, hospitality and support. An actual Indian dance in real costumes
followed. I was floored - or would have been, had I not already
been lying on the bed. In the midst of the plastic, in the artificial
Great Outdoors of a soundstage, a flower blooms. Echoes of the Universal
reverberate from my TV.
As the San
Francisco race for the Board of Supervisors heats up, smear
tactics are being employed. Expensively printed flyers and brochures
from both SFSOS and the Golden Gate Restaurant Association have
landed on my porch in the last few days, clearly targetting incumbent
Jake McGoldrick and presenting the other five candidates for his
District 1 seat in an "anyone is better than Jake" fashion.
One huge, gorgeously
designed 7-page brochure came from SFSOS.org, which describes itself
as a "formal, non-partisan coalition...comprised of individuals,
not companies or associations." They were sponsoring a candidates
debate, which I decided to go to to learn more about who was running.
McGoldrick is endorsed by both the Green Party and the Sierra Club,
both of which I belong to, but I wanted to meet him, size him up,
and find out why he had gotten the endorsements. The other 4 candidates
I knew nothing about.
When I got to
the meeting room at nearby Lone Mountain College, Jake was out in
front, boycotting the event, claiming it was illegal. I stopped
and met him and let him give me his spiel. He claimed that SFSOS
was a 527 organization, which is an IRS classification that allows
and disallows certain uses of funds. By law, a 527 organization
cannot act as a political action committee and expressly endorse
a particular political candidate. He went on to say they had traced
the major funding of SFSOS to 22 wealthy Republicans, making it
a Republican PAC in essence if not name.
I thanked him
for the information and went into the forum. The four candidates
(Leanna Dawydiak, David Heller, Lillian Sing, and Matt Tuchow -
a 6th, Rose Tsai, was not present) made opening statements, then
took prepared questions from the moderator, finally tackling written
questions from the audience. Each candidate made nearly identical
sound-byte length statements, focusing on hot-button issues like
neighborhood schooling, sufferage for non-citizens in school board
elections, and parking and traffic. The audience reflexively responded
with brief flurries of applause for each mention of these carefully-chosen,
impossible-to-disagree-with topics.
After about
an hour I grew frustrated with the apparent impossibility of any
real discourse or conversation occuring with these candidates -
I would obviously have to have a face-to-face meeting with each
of them if I wished to really find out anything substantial about
them. Things like: aside from sharing typical knee-jerk neighborhood
concerns, what would you actually DO about these problems? What
kind of power would you actually have as a supervisor? Do you know
how to work with the political structure of the city, and do you
have any past experience or connections? Are you a closet racist
or fascist? Do you know how to listen, and can you actually speak
in a communicative way? And should I pay any attention to the little
man behind the curtain, or not?
Suddenly remembering
that Jake McGoldrick's headquarters were a couple of blocks away
on Clement St, I went down there to see if I could catch him and
begin the process. He was in, and remembered talking to me outside
of the meeting. He asked for my impressions of the event, and we
sat down for about 1/2 an hour and shot the breeze. I asked him
a few questions, told him about my political views, and he told
me something about himself. I was cautiously impressed. Personally,
I liked him. He's quite a character, and I'm inclined to be positively
disposed to someone who met his wife of 31 years while homeless
in Paris - that kind of adventurousness and sense of romance says
something. He's an English professor, and a good writer. It was
fun spending time with him.
More recently,
I received a superbly printed 11 X 17 flyer from the Golden Gate
Restaurant Association PAC (total cost of mailing: $13,040.12).
It accuses McGoldrick of missing 880 votes during Board of Supervisors
sessions, and goes on to state: "Here are five other choices
for Supervisor in our district". Not a word more about the
missing votes; no substantiation, no elaboration, no back-story,
no context.
Ok, I says,
let me find out more about this. I was unable to find any web presence
for the GGRAPAC, so I was unable to query them directly about their
claims. A quick search on the words "Jake McGoldrick missed
880 votes" on Google quickly brought up an article from the
SF Independent, that free paper that nobody reads that gets left
on everyone's doorstep. Reporter Adriel Hampton writes:
"In November
2002, voters gave the Board of Supervisors job full-time status,
and with that came a pay hike. But a full-time salary doesn't mean
supes don't miss votes by ducking out of meetings for breaks or
leaving early.
Supervisors,
who currently earn $90,000 a year, have missed an average of 400
votes each over the last two years, an analysis of voting records
shows. The absences had little effect on the outcomes of significant
measures...
McGoldrick's
rate of absenteeism is by no means the worst. A recent Examiner
analysis showed he led the board in meeting attendance over the
past two years, and new data show he falls close to the middle of
the pack in terms of missed votes."
Gosh, wonder
why they would spend $13,040.12 to mislead people? Could it be,
oh I don't know, disinformation?
9/22/2004
:...And,
for a brief, shining moment, I had thought the cute little Hummer
H2 had this particular point of macho absurdity nailed -- defined
it, owned it, sneered at it and ran over it 200 times with its big
crushing 22-inch monster rims and said ha ha ha, I am the one, beeyatch,
no vehicle is sillier and no vehicle is more moronic and no vehicle
is more perfectly representative of the aggro-macho-gluttonous attitude
of America and no vehicle better symbolizes our childish and cartoonish
and ultimately sad stance toward how we treat the planet and how
we view ourselves and our role in the world." Read
the rest of Mark Morford's column from today's San Francisco Chronicle.
24-08-2004
"Show
me that I'm everywhere
and get me home for tea..."
-
George Harrison
8-13-2004
Shoes - The Search for My Size & the Decay of Ordinary Things
Over the last few months, I've been getting more handyman work,
which means more time on my feet in my work shoes. Coincidentally,
as I'm closing in on the 1/2-century mark (1/2-century Mark!..tee-hee!),
my feet have been hurting more. My usual M.O. on work shoes has
been to demote my oldest pair of sneakers to the job, but as a freshman
recruit to the ranks of the near-elderly, I thought it might be
a good idea to treat myself to a brand new pair and attempt to at
least try for awhile to fool my dogs into thinking I'm pampering
them...besides which, my old pair of Rockports, which used to be
so comfy and supportive, is shredding. Though men are often daunted
by the prospect of shopping, I wasn't afraid, because I've actually
learned and remembered a few things footwise in my almost 50 years.
Simply stated:
- I used to
be a 10 1/2; over the last ten years, I've become an 11 1/2.
- My left
foot is bigger than my right, so that's the shoe I try on first
to save time.
- There was
a third point, but I forgot what it was...something about how
the shoe has to be comfortable, no matter how deeply it's been
discounted. And plastic uppers just don't make it.
So, equipped
with this rigorous mental checklist, I set forth into consumerland.
Over the course of the last few days, I visited Ross, Payless Shoes,
Shoe Pavilion, Marshall's, Shoe Depot, Skechers Factory Outlet and
Nordstrom Rack. I know; almost all of these stores are close-out
liquidators, so they only sell the remains of last year's models
and shoes so fantastically ugly that even RV salesmen and prostitutes
won't wear them. But I wanted to try and find something for under
3 figures before resorting to an actual shoe store.
Suddenly and
without warning, I now number among the Hard-To-Fit: size 11 1/2
simply does not exist anymore. And although your mother was right
that each manufacturer's shoe sizes are different, miraculously,
all 11s are too small for me and all 12s are too big - in every
brand.
All shoes are
now made in China. Apparently they use baguettes of different sizes
as molds for the footbeds. You can get them in any width, as long
as it's medium. And I hate to think of how many children, women
and men went blind or died of overwork and inhumane conditions as
they made these incredibly complex assemblages of plastic, vinyl
and occasionally leather for their paycheck of a few cents a day.
I eventually
found an actual pair of 11 1/2's at Nordstrom Rack. A consumer victory,
at only $43! Yup, made in China - I told you, ALL shoes are made
there now.
The Decay
of Ordinary Things
Within
the last few years, my mother first had a stroke and then died.
Then my father had a stroke. These events, aside from their deeper
significance, plunged my sibling and I into an extended period of
sorting through what turned out to be 3 generations worth of household
items as we moved our parents to new living quarters and got their
old house ready to sell.
My mother had
saved literally cubic yards of plastic bags, styrofoam trays, jars
and lids and scrap paper. Not only were her formative years spent
during the Depression, she was from Missouri, a state which sat
on the design committee for that great Midwestern attribute, frugality.
Besides the
disposable detritus (which included a 5-gallon bucket of nice rocks),
there were the household items, the ordinary, unglamorous everyday
objects. Things like...a butter dish. A dust pan. The ancient Tupperware
container, used to hold the family brown sugar supply since before
I was born. A fever thermometer.
I ended up keeping
many of these ordinary household objects. In a way, they almost
mean more to me than more valuable heirlooms like Mom's paintings
and sculptures and the good furniture. I remember the mixing bowls
in use when I was a wee one, my mom and her mother baking with them.
The plastic coffee scoop my parents used for years and years and
years, now residing in my own coffee crock...using it gives me a
sense of continuity and connection.
Inevitably,
these objects break and must be thrown out, and new ones found to
take their place. And, just like shoes, I'm finding that these humble
household tools, things whose eternal availability I've always taken
for granted, are no longer available. They're all made in China.
They're poorly designed, and made with no love or pride. The tragedy
of it is that the people who designed and manufactured the old ones
are either dead and gone or have been driven out of business by
our globalized, outsourced, overseas economy.
Places like
Target and Wal-Mart, whose inventories come entirely from China,
should throw big worker-appreciation parties - invite all those
Chinese sweatshop workers over for some hot-dogs and a day in the
park. But that's not the point - it shouldn't matter where things
are made. The point is: I'm becoming a geezer, and I'm sentimental
over old plastic butter dishes. No, that's not the point either.
I think it's this: that when you come right down to it, all we have,
every day, IS the everyday, the ordinary, the little dishes, tools
and objects and the ordinary things we do with them. It's ALL just
ordinary - ordinary little interactions, tasks, relationships. Do
we outsource them, leave it to someone else to put the soul into
them? Or do it ourselves?
8-10-2004
"Our
enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we...They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we."
--
George W. Bush
Ain't
it the truth.
8-3-2004
Recommended
Movies
The Story of the Weeping Camel
It's foaling time in the Gobi desert in southern Mongolia, where
a family of goat and camel herders live on the sandy windswept plain.
A colt's birth - its mama's first - is difficult, and she rejects
the little thing. Despite their gentle efforts, the family cannot
reconcile mama and baby, and must send for a good violinist to help
them with a special ritual to help the camel weep and release its
grief so it can finally accept its child. This is a sweet and funny
story, looking somewhat like a documentary but unfolding like a
contemporary folk tale.
I happen to
be somewhat of a fan of camels - I met one a couple of years ago
at a gig; her owners were in the business of supplying exotic, well-behaved
animals for parties, and she was their demonstration model for this
industry show. She was a young female dromedary, who stood about
9 feet tall. She chewed on my beard and immediately won me over
to the cult of cameldom.
The fact that
this story takes place in the Gobi desert means that these camels
are bactrian - the two humped kind. Affection for either kind notwithstanding,
these are some of the most ridiculous looking creatures you'd ever
want to see. They've been described as an animal created by a committee,
and indeed, even the grampa in the movie begins to tell a story
about how, in the beginning, the camel asked God to make it one
of the animals in the zodiac, but God says unfortunately he can't,
so he gives the camel parts of the other animals - the eyes of the
ox, the beard of the lion, etc. to make up for it. The little colt
is so incredibly unattractive that it goes right through ugly and
comes out the other side as cute. It's white - a Camelomino? - and,
like newborn horses and deer, is all way-too-long legs bent in strange
directions. As hours pass, it's fur fluffs out and it starts to
look more like a four-legged ostrich with a lopsided pucker and
crossed eyes, wearing leg warmers up around his shoulders. He needs
his Mommy, and starts crying for her with a thin, wavery wail that
sounds like someone learning to play the saw. It's so pathetic it
makes you want to cry, but it's also somehow hilarious as well.
Of course everything turns out right in the end, and you've just
seen a couple of days in the life of these simple people who live
in yurts in the sand, where TV is only just starting to make its
insidious, hypnotic presence known. But what a wonderful story...go
see it, you won't be sorry.
The Stepford
Wives
This is an eminently missable remake of what I recall to be fairly
ironic and chilling the first time around when it starred the great
Paula Prentiss and Richard Benjamin, and where are they now, by
the way? The irony in this version is that it stars Nicole Kidman,
the perfect actress, movie star, mom, ex-wife of Tom Cruise (a fake
name if I ever heard one - what is it, short for "Cruise-Control"?)
and poster girl for Scientology, which can make you too into the
perfect overachieving humanoid. Save this one for watching on USA
channel next time you're down with the flu - Nyquil-enhanced, it'll
be quite entertaining. No, wait, I forgot to mention: Christopher
Walken is in it. I've been a fan of Walken ever since Brainstorm,
and then it seemed like something amazing and unexplainable happened
to his hair, and it's been that way ever since.
I, Robot
Is this a faithful adaptation of the classic Asimov book? Frankly,
I can't remember - I think I last read it when I was 12. Asimov
was never a great writer in a literary sense, but he was way ahead
of his time in foreseeing some of the moral and ethical conflicts
our love of technology would inevitably lead us to. It's surprising
that it's taken so long for anyone to make this movie, and the delay
means that much of the ground covered here - corporate takeover
of everyday life, the hazards of playing God and creating consciousness
- has already been thoroughly exploited by legions of other filmmakers.
Still, I, Robot succeeds where herds of SciFi Channel directors
(not to mention Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, the ham-handed owners
of the Star Trek franchise, who should be strapped into their seats
and forced to watch this a few times) have failed miserably. Although
you know where the story is going right from the beginning (robots
will take over, threatening the hegemony of flesh-and-blood people),
the film succeeds because it favors good plotting and character
development instead of relying on the (impeccable) special effects
or hackneyed moralizing. Will Smith is fabulous in his role as the
robot-hating police detective, as is Chi McBride as his boss. Director
Alex Proyas (Dark City) proves himself well-versed in the visual
vocabulary of classic sci-fi like Blade Runner, Star Wars, RoboCop
and The Fifth Element - his use of familiar compositional elements
is more respectful tribute than thievery, making the near future
all the more real.
8-2-2004
- Good news!
Nancy Reagan to Bush: 'We Don't Support Your Re-Election'
7/27/2004
Whoopee!
Guitar Player Magazine
Reviews Avalon Rising
8-2-2004
Nancy
Reagan to Bush: 'We Don't Support Your Re-Election'
By TERESA HAMPTON & WILLIAM D. McTAVISH
Capitol Hill Blue Staff
Jul 30, 2004, 08:12
The widow of
former President, and Republican icon, Ronald Reagan has
told the GOP she wants nothing to do with their upcoming national
convention or the re-election campaign of President George W. Bush.
Nancy Reagan
turned down numerous invitations to appear at the
Republican National Convention and has warned the Bush campaign
she
will not tolerate any use of her or her late husbands words or images
in the Presidents re-election effort.
Mrs. Reagan
does not support President Bushs re-election and neither
to most members of the Presidents family, says a spokesman
for the
former First Lady.
Reagans
son, Ron, spoke at the just-concluded Democratic National
Convention and writes in next months Esquire magazine that
George W.
Bush and his administration have taken normal mendacity to a startling
new level far beyond lies of convenience. They traffic in big lies.
Ron Reagan is
joined by his sister Patty in opposing Bushs re-election
effort. Only brother Michael Reagan, a conservative talk show host,
supports the President and claims Ron is manipulating his mother.
Unlike the other
Reagan children, Michael is not Reagans biological
child. He was adopted by Reagan during the actors first marriage
to
actress Jane Wyman and often complains that his stepmother, Nancy,
likes Ron best.
He is
her favorite, Michael Reagan told Fox News. Ron can
do no
wrong. I mean, basically that's it, Ron can do no wrong.
Ron, however,
claims George W. Bush has destroyed the Republican Party
his father helped build.
My father,
acting roles excepted, never pretended to be anyone but
himself, Reagan writes in Esquire. His Republican Party,
furthermore,
seems a far cry from the current model, with its cringing obeisance
to
the religious right.
The Reagans
split with Bush and the party centers around stem cell
research which many believe can help find a cure for Alzheimers,
the
disease that crippled President Reagan in his final years. Bush
and the
ultra-conservative wing of the Republican Party oppose use of new
stem
cells. The Reagans, with the exception of Michael, support such
use.
Theres
more to the feud than that, however. Nancy Reagan has told
close followers she believes Bush and the current Republican leadership
have divided America with their extreme views. She has told Republican
leaders she wants nothing to do with the party or Bush.
During the week
of Reagans funeral, the former First Lady went
ballistic when she learned the Bush campaign was test marketing
new
ads that used Reagans photos and speeches in an effort to
show he
supported Bush and his re-election. She personally called Republican
Party Chief Ed Gillespie to demand the ads be destroyed.
Republican strategists
admit the ads were produced but never ran. They
were pulled after scoring poorly with focus groups where viewers
found
them in poor taste.
Mrs. Reagan
doesnt care why the ads were pulled. She just wanted to
make sure they never went on the air, says a spokesman for
the First
Lady. She does care about whether or not the memory of President
Reagan is used for political purposes.
© Copyright
2004 Capitol Hill Blue
7-12-2004
Alert: Bush
administration has plans in the works to steal the November election
As you've probably realized by now, if the Bush administration runs
true to pattern, a major catastrophe, designed to shift the public's
attention away from the real issues at hand, will occur sometime
before the November presidential election.
As it turns
out, at this very moment, legislation is being drafted which would
potentially give the administration the power to postpone or
even cancel the election in the event of a "terror
attack". Please read this, from the website From
the Wilderness:
"What had
been merely a rumor has now become fact.
The Bush administration
has asked for legislation enabling it to postpone the November election
as a result of a terror attack. While worded very carefully to suggest
that an attack must take place for such a move; I do not see either
of the below stories unequivocally state that, if granted, these
powers might not also permit elections to be postponed
on merely a well-publicized threat. Dont believe the press
stories. Read the legislation when it is introduced to see what
it says there. If that discretion is included then we are at the
edge of an abyss more dangerous than anything we have ever faced.
These powers,
if enacted, will go to the Department of Homeland Security. DHS
would also be the entity to decide when, or if, postponed elections
would be held.
Allowing suspension
of the elections on just the threat of a terror attack would create
a hole in the legislation big enough to drive an oil tanker, or
an open dictatorship, through. Since the legislation has not been
seen yet we do not know what it will say. Once introduced, the bill
would then go into Senate and House Committees (Republican controlled)
where the language could easily be modified to give discretionary
power to the Administration. At that moment the Constitution would
overtly cease to have any operational meaning at all. The separation
of powers would vanish.
Judging from
the news stories tonight we will probably see the legislation introduced
fairly quickly. From the instant it appears, this legislation must
be tracked daily, even hourly, at http://thomas.loc.gov.
Does any one
of us doubt that if threatened or desperate, the administration
would use those powers without hesitation?"
To read the
rest of this article, click
here.
On Michael
Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11
By now, many
of you will have already seen this movie. For me, one of the most
heartening aspects of its phenomenal opening weekend comes from
the letter Moore sent out afterwards:
"Surfing
through the dial I landed on the Fox broadcasting network which
was airing the NASCAR race live last Sunday to an audience of millions
of Americans -- and suddenly the announcers were talking about how
NASCAR champ Dale Earnhardt, Jr. took his crew to see "Fahrenheit
9/11" the night before. FOX sportscaster Chris Myers delivered
Earnhardt's review straight out of his mouth and into the heartland
of America: "He said hey, it'll be a good bonding experience
no matter what your political belief. It's a good thing as an American
to go see." Whoa! NASCAR fans - you can't go deeper into George
Bush territory than that! White House moving vans - START YOUR ENGINES!"
I saw the movie,
and had one complaint: it wasn't long enough. Two hours is barely
enough time to begin to scratch the surface of the amoral, unethical
EVIL this administration evidently lives by.
There are those
who claim that Moore is manipulative and biased. It's true - he
is. I have no problem with that. We live in a time when, thanks
to the appalling 40-year degradation of our educational system,
coupled with the advanced brainwashing techniques our television
networks continue to perfect, most Americans cannot read at better
than a 3rd grade level. We've been conditioned to believe that,
if it's not on the (media conglomerate-owned) TV news or in the
(media conglomerate-owned) newspaper, it's not important. In the
face of this situation, I have no problem with a little biased manipulation
of images and words on the side of good. Bush's popularity in the
heartland is based on the people's ignorance of his true face. Once
they realize that true patriotism demands giving him his walking
papers, his defeat will be assured.
This 'n'
That
- As a rock
'n' roller, I call for a moratorium on the use of the phrase "Let's
rock 'n' roll!" in situations other than actual rock
'n' rolling by bona fide rock 'n' rollers. In other words, if
you've got an electric guitar strapped on, or you're otherwise
in a rock 'n' roll performance situation, either onstage or in
the audience: feel free to shout it out! If you're in a tank,
a jet fighter, a corporate boardroom, a cabinet meeting, or other
scenario having nothing to do with rock 'n' roll: use of this
phrase should result in death. I didn't spend my life becoming
a rock 'n' roller to see this phrase subverted by corporate/military
skankwads.
- Car alarms
should be made illegal. Ok - let me admit straight off: I'm
turning 50, so I'm well on the way to becoming a crotchety old
geezer. In terms of this issue, that merely means that I value
peace and quiet more than ever before. I have yet to ever
hear of a single case of a car alarm preventing a car from
being stolen. Doesn't it seem rather silly to not be able to control
one's own vehicle? Every day, I see people who cannot stop
their own vehicle from blowing its horn, either when they
lock it, unlock it, or just at some arbitrary time when no one
is anywhere near it. If marijuana is illegal, surely we can make
car alarms so.
- Speaking
of cars, why are manufacturers like Pioneer, Alpine, Fahrenheit,
Clarion, Panasonic and Sony making in-dash DVD monitors? If
they are allowed to sell them in this country, shouldn't they
be forced to pay a hefty insurance bill to cover the increased
death, dismemberment and property damage that will occur as people
drive while watching television???!!
Come
on, people -- just because you CAN do it doesn't mean it's a good
idea!
6-28-2004
Visit
the new More Moose MP3s page |
Check
out this new review of Avalon Rising's Storming Heaven from
Duncan Glenday of Progressive
Ears:
"A
refreshing new-age approach to an old-world style"
"In order
to quickly and accurately describe the music of a band not yet on
the Clearchannel playlists, reviewers use two tools: Genre, and
comparisons with other bands. But Avalon Risings music doesnt
lend itself well to either of those tools.
In theory Storming
Heaven is Celtic rock. In fact it is very Celtic, rather medieval,
and a bit rock. And although its Celtic rock, do not think
of Mostly Autumn or even Karnataka. Those bands are more progressive
and far closer to the rock end of their genre. Iona
may be a stretch too, and many would compare Avalon Rising to Shine
Dion, Loreena McKennitt or Candice Night but those are also
uncomfortable references. Perhaps Clannad would be closer.
Since neither
comparison nor genre will work very well, hopefully a more creative
description of the music will help: Remember Glass Hammers
Middle Earth Album? All those hobbits with their barroom sing-along
songs? Now imagine that the Prancing Ponys management hired
the best musicians of the time and allowed them to use a very limited
amount of electric and bass guitar. The band had a male and a female
vocalist and used an imaginative array of instruments violin,
flute, harp, recorder, mandolin, oboe , trap drums, celtic harp,
recorder, bodhran (a percussion instrument), doumbek (also percussion),
and mandocello (tuned about half an octave below a mandolin).
Make no mistake,
despite that interesting mix of instruments it is Kristoph Klovers
guitars that define this music, although theyre held tastefully
back in the mix and often contribute to the traditional atmosphere.
Imagine a distorted guitar picking a riff along the bass strings
as an accompaniment to a fiddle and recorder playing frantically-paced,
complex melodies. And over the 5 minutes the all instrumental piece
introduces percussion and bass, and the guitars riff is developed
into an interesting melody that complements the violin. You'll be
left breathless and fascinated. And the rest of the tunes are
altogether different!
Avalon Rising
is a project of husband and wife team Margaret Davis and Kristoph
Klover. Davis is a classically trained soprano, and although her
voice is one of the sounds that will stay with you long after the
CD player has been turned off, the vocals are not the strongest
component of this music. That honor belongs to the guitars and to
Cat Taylors violins one of which is a sometimes-strident
but masterfully played 5-string electric. The band resides in the
San Francisco area and has gathered a dedicated following through
two albums and ten years of local appearances. And Like Glass Hammer,
they were selected as the band for an official Lord of the Rings
Oscar party in Hollywood.
The basis of
this sound is in traditional English, Scottish and (mostly) Irish
folk music, and there are continental renaissance-era influences.
A few of the 15 short tracks are original compositions while the
rest are adaptations of traditional pieces. And all 73 minutes are
filled with those uplifting, bouncy compositions that will have
you tapping your feet the first time you play it, and whistling
along with the melodies every subsequent time. Remember Mike Oldfields
stylized Irish ditties? Well this isnt stylized it
is as close to the real thing as youll get in the 21st century.
To appreciate
this one your tastes will have to extend beyond just prog and rock.
This music applies a progressive spin to retrogressive music and
will be appreciated by hobbits and open minded music fans everywhere."
6-10-2004
PARIS (Reuters)
- Bulky four-by-fours could be banned from clogging up the chic
streets of Paris after a top official in the capital's left-wing
government described them as a polluting "caricature of a car" unsuited
to city life.
An anti-sports
utility vehicle (SUV) resolution passed by the city council could
lead to a ban on the popular vehicles in about 18 months if it is
included in an overall project to improve traffic flow in the city,
Deputy Mayor Denis Baupin said Wednesday.
"You have to
wonder why people want to drive around in SUVs," Baupin, a Greens
party member, said on Europe 1 radio. "We have no interest in having
SUVs in the city. They're dangerous to others and take up too much
space."
6-9-2004
America Mourns
Reagan
...but not in the way it should. Consider this:
"Another
name on Ronald Reagan's roll call is that of Osama bin Laden. The
Reagan administration believed it a bully idea to organize an army
of Islamic fundamentalists in Afghanistan to fight the Soviet Union.
Bin Laden became the spiritual leader of this action. Throughout
the entirety of Reagan's term, bin Laden and his people were armed,
funded and trained by the United States. Reagan helped teach Osama
bin Laden the lesson he lives by today, that it is possible to bring
a superpower to its knees. Bin Laden believes this because he has
done it once before, thanks to the dedicated help of Ronald Reagan."
To read the rest of this article by William Rivers Pitt go to Truthout.org.
Also, this
view of the Reagan legacy, in a story from Associated Press,
published
on Earthlink:
SAN FRANCISCO - As one of the first physicians to confront AIDS
when it began its rampage through the gay community, Dr. Marcus
Conant lobbied the Reagan administration in 1982 to launch an emergency
campaign to educate Americans about the disease.
It took the
president five more years to publicly mention the crisis. By then,
almost 21,000 Americans had died and thousands more had been diagnosed.
Conant, who lost scores of friends and patients to the disease,
is still deeply angry - one of many Americans who view Reagan's
legacy in a harsh light.
"Ronald Reagan
and his administration could have made a substantial difference,
but for ideological reasons, political reasons, moral reasons, they
didn't do it," said the San Francisco dermatologist, who now deals
with a new generation of AIDS patients. "President Reagan and his
administration committed a crime, not just a sin."
Despite the
accolades lavished upon Reagan since his death Saturday - for ending
the Cold War, for restoring the nation's optimism - his many detractors
remember him as a right-wing ideologue beholden to monied interests
and insensitive to the needs of the most vulnerable Americans.
Bruce Cain,
a political analyst at the University of California, Berkeley, said
Reagan singularly brought conservatism into the mainstream during
his presidency, an orthodoxy that has made Democrats and liberals
an enduring minority in Washington.
"What made things
worse for them is that he was an extremely influential figure, and
his ideas had lasting impact," Cain said.
Elected on a
promise to slash taxes and crack down on freeloading "welfare queens,"
Reagan depicted government as wasteful and minimized its capacity
to help people, ideas that survive today. Reagan also dealt a blow
to organized labor by firing the striking air traffic controllers,
and appointed Antonin Scalia, still the Supreme Court's most conservative
jurist.
Reagan's weakening
of the social safety net by dismantling longtime Democratic "Great
Society" programs arguably vexes his critics the most. By persuading
Congress to approve sweeping tax cuts for the wealthy while slashing
welfare benefits and other social services like the federal housing
assistance program, Reagan was blamed for a huge surge in the nation's
poor and homeless population.
Many won't
forget his administration's proposal to classify ketchup as a vegetable
as a way of further reducing spending on federally subsidized school
lunches.
"Ronald Reagan
really was a modern day Robin Hood in reverse - he stole from the
poor and gave to the rich," said Michael Stoops, a longtime advocate
for the homeless in Washington.
Critics give
Reagan grudging credit for his ability to connect with working-class
voters, who would come to be known as Reagan Democrats. He also
galvanized conservative Christians to participate in the political
process - even while putting some of their more prized goals on
the back burner, like restricting abortion rights or restoring prayer
in public school.
5-18-2004
Free Beer
For Eyepatches
...That's right! I'll buy a beer for anyone wearing an eyepatch
to tonight's Avalon
Rising show at theOld Rogue (2319 Taraval St., between
33rd and 34th Aves, in San Francisco). This is a great opportunity
for City dwellers to catch us at a venue IN THE CITY! - a real rarity
indeed. Alternately, if you do not own an eyepatch of your own,
wearing an old RUG (toupee) will also score a beer. Continuing
in this theme, peg-legs, hook-hands, or a parrot-on-the-shoulder
are all worth a free beer.
Of course, tonight
is also a CD release party, celebrating Avalon Rising's new
album Storming Heaven, a "Celtic rock tour-de-force",
according to Gene Shallot of the T'day Show (he knows
which side of his beer - uh, bread - is buttered). Clocking in at
74 minutes and costing a paltry $15, it's a Costco-style bargain,
working out to a penny-pinching 20.27 cents per minute of music
- an 80% savings over i-Tunes!
5-10-2004
Help
Jimmy
I recently received an email bringing the bad news that traditional
musician Jimmy Borsdorf of Hawks
and Eagles is suffering from colon and liver cancer.
I had the good fortune to meet and work with Jimmy and his wife
Nancy up at the Gold Country Fair in Auburn, CA a few years
ago, where we were all participating in a Gold Rush fair-within-a-fair
produced by As You Like It Productions. Jimmy is a veritable
gold mine himself of American old-timey and folk songs, and
his between-song patter always had me in stitches. |
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|
This last
Saturday night at the Santa Barbara Renaissance Faire we had
a little benefit concert for Jimmy and thanks to the generosity
of the evening dinner crowd we were able to collect $150.
Many thanks to all those who donated. Much more is needed,
so if you can spare something to help a musician in dire need,
please send it to:
Delilah
Lee Lewis
151 Precita Ave
San Francisco, CA 94110
make checks payable to Delilah Lee Lewis so Jimmy will not
have to report the income. |
5-4-2004
The Bulletin
Board page has been removed, as it was hijacked by spammers.
Avalon Rising
gets a gig in San Francisco! Read
the press release here.
4-15-2004
April 15, 2004
09:24 AM EDT - [with apologies to Associated Press.]
WASHINGTON - Once again, President Bush misspoke on a weapons issue,
telling the nation that 50 tons of mustard gas were found in Libya
- twice the amount actually uncovered. [Editor's note: "misspoke"
is a much nicer term than "lied".]
The White House
moved quickly Wednesday to correct the record, with press secretary
Scott McClellan seeking out reporters to point out the mistake.
The president should have said in his Tuesday night address and
press conference that 23.6 tons of mustard gas were found in Libya,
instead of 50 tons, McClellan said. He should also have said that
22.4 tons of cranberry sauce, 33 tons of deadly gravy, 15,000 loaves
of white bread and 24,000 cases of irradiated salt and pepper were
found. McClellan went on to add, "to be strictly accurate,
Mr. Bush should have specified that it was plain, golden mustard,
the kind that is popular on pretzels and hot dogs, not that Grey
Poupon stuff. It's bad enough that the brand name (French's) is
the same as that effete country that wouldn't support our decision
to invade Iraq based on trumped-up, made-up evidence of connections
to Al-Queda - we don't need to get into mentioning products that
actually have names that are, well, in that language we don't want
to mention. Let's just say that, had he [the president] had some
of this mustard back a couple of years ago when he had that pretzel
choking incident, it might not have been as severe. And the world
would have been made safer."
Bush used the
50-ton figure twice, but did not mention any stuffing, celery, or
other potentially lethal substances.
The first time,
he was making the case that his decision to go to war in Iraq has
produced foreign policy successes elsewhere, "if you count
turning every nation in the world against us as a success".
The president argued that Libya's agreement last December to dismantle
its weapons of mass destruction programs was the result of the U.S.-led
war to topple Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.
"Colonel
Gadhafi made the decision, and rightly so, to disclose and disarm
for the good of the world," Bush said, referring to Libyan
leader Moammar Gadhafi. "By the way, they found, I think, 50
tons of mustard gas, I believe it was, in a turkey farm, only because
he was willing to disclose where the mustard gas was. But that made
the world safer." Bush went on to add, "People say turkeys
are stupid. But I had one peck a hole in my sock once, back home
in Crawford, and dang, that was painful! And the combination of
turkey and mustard can produce some powerful heartburn, which is
no laughing matter, especially when you've just had a good snootful
of coke."
The second time,
Bush was using the example of the Libyan mustard gas disclosure
to suggest that weapons of mass destruction could still turn up
in Iraq. Though Bush's prewar allegations of Saddam's alleged weapons
were his main rationale for going to war, none has yet been found.
"They could
still be there," Bush said Tuesday of the Iraq weapons. "They
could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm.
It's way safer just to destroy the entire country and kill ALL the
Iraqis, just to be sure. At least I wouldn't have to admit that
I lied! That's worth the death of a few of America's finest young
men and women, don't you think?"
The White House's
fast acknowledgement of this error was sharply different from its
handling of Bush's now-discredited claim in his January 2003 State
of the Union address that Iraq had sought uranium from Africa for
weapons.
It wasn't until
July 2003 that the White House said the statement, largely based
on evidence of Iraqi activities in Niger that turned out to be forged
and that had been doubted beforehand by some in the intelligence
community, should not have been included in the speech. "Frankly,
we lied about that," said Bush. "As I told my therapist,
I actually have a problem with the truth, but only when it doesn't
agree with the way I want things to be. It'd be so much easier if
everyone just believed everything I said, and did everything I told
them to do. I mean, what good is it being President otherwise?"
3-18-2004
Great review
of Storming Heaven in Here
and There Ezine!
"...bands
like Avalon Rising
are few and far between...Storming Heaven is a jewel,
plain and simple. ...This is a seriously talented band....The
interaction is seamless on every track, leading to a perfect album...one
of the years best. Highly recommended."
-- Michael Sullivan, Editor-publisher- Barbara Manning
fan
Here and There Ezine
Here
and There Online Magazine
And, from our
friend didjiman:
Finally, the
Celtic Rock band Avalon
Rising just released their latest CD Storming Heaven.
They are loud, they work hard and they are GOOD. They returned
to Pantheacon for a 2 hour concert. Supreme musicianship
from all, but especially Margaret.
She plays flute, recorder, harp like a demoness, and she sings!!
How can a single person have so many talents!!
3-10-2004
East
Bay Express Proclaims: "...meet your new arbiters of cool:
Avalon Rising, the Bay Area's finest Celtic-prog band. "
Last week the
East Bay Express' Music Editor Rob Harvilla interviewed members
of Avalon Rising. Here's what he wrote about us: (or click
here to read the article online at the E Bay Express)
All Hail the
Halflings
That's right. It's Hobbitmania. So does that mean bands like Jethro
Tull are gonna be cool again?
BY ROB HARVILLA
rob.harvilla@eastbayexpress.com
Geeks are the
new hipsters. You missed it. It's not your fault. This seismic
cultural shift played out slowly and deliberately, a zeitgeist
continental drift unfolding over centuries, eras, eons.
Specifically, it happened while you were watching Lord of the
Rings: The Return of the King.
The film, an
85-hour emporium of orc-infested dweebness, has ushered in a bold
new era wherein the wedgie-ees have become the wedgie-ers. Return
of the King's bombastic dominance of this year's Oscar fiesta
cements nerd culture as mainstream culture. The trilogy, which
in book form once enraptured and soothed society's outcasts, has
now enraptured society itself.
The exact same
thing might now happen with prog rock. So meet your new arbiters
of cool: Avalon Rising, the Bay Area's finest Celtic-prog band.
Cofounder Margaret
Davis calls it "fantasy rock."
Cofounder Kristoph
Klover, Margaret's husband, simply calls it "rock."
And soon, so
will you.
Avalon Rising
spent Oscar Sunday in Los Angeles -- New Line Cinema's official
Lord of the Rings Fan Club invited the band to perform at its
official party. The ceremony was broadcast onto a big-screen TV,
and after Return of the King pranced off with Best Picture, Best
Director, and Best Excuse to Piss into a Sprite Cup, the quintet
rocked out during the undoubtedly beer-soaked, orgiastic revelry
that followed.
This wasn't
a celebrity schmoozefest. "There were no big shots whatsoever,"
bassist Mark Ungar admits ruefully, "although Kristoph was
mistaken for Peter Jackson, though he's a third of the size of
Peter Jackson."
Do shows like
this get, uh, rowdy?
"For extremely
introverted, polite people, yes, they did get rowdy. There was
some jerking on the dancefloor, even."
Mark, who at
49 is Avalon Rising's elder statesman, conservatively estimates
he has read the Tolkien trilogy forty times; he recognizes the
significance of the film version walking off with rafts of mainstream
culture's most revered and respected awards. "One thing I
noticed about our audience at the party -- it was a lot of older
people, and I'm sure several had been reading the books as long
as I had," he says. "And I did feel from them a sense
of vindication: 'This is our moment of glory. '"
What really
sealed it, though, was all the screaming. "There were a lot
of women there," Mark recalls, "and any time Elijah
Wood or anyone from the movie was onscreen, they just screamed.
It was the third-loudest sound I ever heard in my life."
(Second-loudest:
Mark's Sears-Craftsman hair-clipper, which he uses to trim his
beard. First-loudest: a friend's African Grey parrot, which can
imitate the sound of a smoke-alarm test.)
Chicks screaming
for hobbits? "It kind of reminds me of the Beatles, that
kind of reaction," Mark says.
Avalon Rising
violinist Cat Taylor was not among this lusty throng. "No,
I was the one with my hands involuntarily over my ears,"
she says. "I was very pleased to see them, but the guy next
to me was standing up and yelling like he was at a football game."
So hobbits are
the new Beatles, and Tolkien is the new NFL. So is prog the new
rock?
Avalon Rising plays
bright, bouncy Celtic pop -- lotsa tunes about shires and maidens
and chimney sweeps -- with a dark undercurrent of technically
precise trickiness, as though the Jethro Tull dudes had been sneaking
into rehearsals cloaked in the Ring's invisibility.
The chops and
the songwriting on the band's latest, Storming Heaven, are stellar
indeed, but acquired tastes don't get much sharper -- aural black
licorice, either adored or loathed. Avalon Rising will either
transport you magically back to Middle Earth or make you want
to punch someone.
"In a lot
of ways it's really silly music," Mark admits. "It can
be sort of pompous and pretentious and airy-fairy, but the thing
is, why not do it? We're just doin' this to have fun. That's what
being in a rock band is all about. Who's to say what pretentiousness
is better than what other pretentiousness?"
Verily, indie
rock's pretentiousness is beyond compare, but even those snooty
circles are slowly warming to the prog rock they once reviled
-- mesh-trucker-hat dudes are snatching up Yes reissues by the
crateful. Meanwhile, badass metalheads -- with Tool at the forefront,
touring with King Crimson and whatnot -- have long admitted the
debts owed to, say, the Alan Parsons Project. Avalon Rising is
nowhere near as high- concept, specializing in the sort of feel-good,
vaguely Irish party fare you'd expect to hear if you visited the
Shire's own Stork Club. But even after a decade of plugging away,
the band's tastes will never be more aligned with the mainstream's
than they are right now.
That's not necessarily
fantastic news. "I think some people become fans of Lord
of the Rings because it's kind of a solitary thing, where they
don't need other people's approval to do it," Mark says.
"There's a certain attraction to it not being something that
everyone knows about."
Now that every
chump you see on BART is stumbling through The Two Towers, Tolkien
fever has steamrolled into the sort of bandwagon pile-on that
eventually destroys anything worthwhile.
It's highly
unlikely Jethro Tull fans will befall the same fate. But if it's
ever gonna happen, it's gonna happen now, in our brave new era
of Hobbitmania. Avalon Rising will never headline the Fillmore,
but if this Oscar business scores the band a few gigs, God bless
it. The irony of folks using the Tolkien epic during childhood
to avoid the cool kids and using it in adulthood to be the cool
kids is too rich to not savor.
Ask Kristoph,
another Tolkien-phile back in his youth. "Well, I'm sure
I was an escapist at the time," he admits, laughing nervously.
"I liked the fantasy. I wanted to be in the books. I wanted
to be in the stories."
Mission accomplished.
"I never
actually wanted to be Frodo, though," he adds. "I always
liked Sam better. I just thought Sam was way more heroic. Frodo
just kind of had his quest and dealt with things, whereas Sam
didn't have to go along, and did anyway."
eastbayexpress.com
| originally published: March 10, 2004
3-5-2004
On The Road
To Hollywood with Avalon Rising
So how was it? Well, highway 5 is still cruelly long and boring,
especially in a '69 VW Microbus, that of our redoubtable drummer
Scott. But we hopped on the road, and a mere 8 1/2 hours later pulled
into the driveway of a gorgeous little Victorian house in Pasadena,
owned by a friend of Cat's. Kent, an artist and theme park designer,
has done a fabulous job turning this little house into a jewel box
with an Art-Nouveau/Sara Bernhardt theme. Scott and I slept in the
attic room, surrounded by hundreds of antique and vintage dolls,
toys and games.
Accustomed to
getting up early, the drummer and I went out searching for breakfast
on Sunday morning and drove for miles and miles in Pasadena, curiously
never finding anywhere to eat except Denny's and CoCo's - we must
have been too stupid from the drive. Pasadena is very, very clean,
and consists of the usual Southland mixture of new, soulless blocky
buildings and wonderful Victorian and Art Deco structures. I was
amazed at the sheer numbers of businesses - it seemed like Colorado
St. alone had more than the entire city of San Francisco. For some
reason I was also surprised at the number of down 'n' out folks
roaming the streets - you didn't have to look far to see someone
pushing a shopping cart piled high with recycling or worldly goods
or using the sidewalk as their living room couch.
By the time
everyone in the band had woken up and we had made our way to Hollywood,
the town was a beehive, a frenzy of Oscar anticipation. Sunset Blvd.
was lined with cops, with several of the side streets blocked off
to keep unauthorized vehicles from getting near the festivities
at the big theater. We finally found the Hollywood Athletic Club,
our party venue of the evening, at about 2pm and started loading
in. Security was in evidence - geeks in black t-shirts manned the
main entrance, and assisted us with carrying our equipment up to
the second floor. We got set up in a large room under a projection
TV screen, just finishing as the first guests wandered in to watch
the pre-awards show at 4:00.
Although party
guests had the run of the luxurious 2nd floor, during the awards
show most of them congregated in the concert room to witness their
moment of glory. Each and every time anyone connected to the Great
Movie was shown on screen - especially Elijah Wood, with his supernatural,
Frodo-enhanced cuteness - all the ladies in the house and a number
of the men would scream at the top of their lungs. It was like seeing
the Beatles...that is, if you were blind, everyone was much older,
and the Beatles weren't there -- otherwise, exactly the same. It
was the third-loudest sound I've ever heard.
Our hosts had
given us all nice little swag-bags full of tchachkes, including
a leather-bound notebook designed to amuse oneself by keeping score
of the Oscar wins, which I did. Amazingly, Lord of the Rings won
every single one of the eleven categories for which it was nominated.
That includes the Best Song award for the lugubrious Into the West,
sung and co-written by ex-Eurythmic Annie-Lennox, who if nothing
else is the prettiest girl on the Planet of the Antelope People.
The competition in this category was not fierce, anyway - Sting's
contributions from the movie Cold Mountain were nothing to write
home about.
As a bemused
and detached observer - after all, I've been a Tolkien fan since
1965, and don't really care how many people join the club - I was
nonetheless impressed with the realization that it was very unlikely
that this wonderful trilogy would ever again be the subject of this
much celebration, popularity and publicity on a worldwide scale.
The Academy
Awards show's opening film sequence starring host Billy Crystal
was absolutely hilarious - worth the price of admission, so to speak.
Billy was looking alarmingly aged, with a fluffy perm that would
have done justice to any of his aunts, I suspect.
The awards show
ended at 9:10, and shortly thereafter guitarist/songwriter Kevin
Henry - who had traveled all the way from Michigan - took the stage
with his wife and young daughters to perform his gentle song cycle
Bilbo's Great Adventure. Following on his heels were the Texas duo
the Brobdingnagian Bards, a pair of kilted geeks who strummed autoharp
and played recorder, specializing in humorous renditions of Scottish
and original pieces. Frankly, they weren't as big as I was led to
believe.
Avalon Rising
took the stage at 11:00 and sprinted through a 2-hour set of our
normal Celtic rock stuff interspersed with selections from Margaret
and Kristoph's Tolkien album - the sweet In Western Lands, the rollicking
Merry Old Inn, the brooding and dark Durin's Day, and the Elvish
song, the Lay of Nimrodel - the last of which required special audio
effects, namely the Delay of Nimrodel, Ok, I made that last bit
up, but everyone loved the joke...well, I thought it was quite amusing
anyway. Though initially the crowd was reserved, we soon won them
over to our side and had them cheering enthusiastically at the end
of songs and occasionally even dancing...at least I think that's
what you call it when you go out on the dance floor and jerk around.
As we loaded
out, Scott witnessed a portable spotlight trailer break loose from
the pickup towing it and careen down Sunset Blvd. at 30 mph, digging
a groove in the pavement and throwing up sparks, eventually plowing
into the nose of a taxi stopped at the light. Unfortunately, I was
in the elevator at the time - that would've made my night!
After we had
our gear safely stowed in the bus, Scott and I accepted the invitation
of some of the party organizers to join them at the IHOP down the
street. When we walked in, someone said: "Look, it's the band!!"
and the whole place applauded us...and there you have it: instant
stardom in Hollywood.
The next day,
following another short 8 1/2 hour drive, I came home to a message
from Rob Harvilla, editor of the East Bay Express (which I used
to deliver, actually!) who had received my press release about the
event and wanted to know how it went. Rob interviewed us yesterday,
wanting to know if we felt "vindicated" as geeks now that
the LOTR was at the zenith of its glory. I'm looking forward to
finding out what we said in next week's Express.
Meanwhile, yesterday's
Chronicle saw this mention in Leah Garchik's column:

3-2-2004
We're back from
Hollywood and the Lord of the Rings Fan Club Oscar Night Party.
More on that soon, but first: our newest page: Spam-Based
Band Names. These names were actually received as the sender
or subject line of spam. Check
it out.
2-27-2004
In celebration
of our 5th new reader, we've added a new bulletin
board here on the site, so if you want to try and post something,
check it out!
2-21-2004
We
had a great time playing at Smiley's Schooner Saloon in Bolinas
last night. Special thanks to Don Dean and the bar staff
for treating us like family; also to Sara Bir of the North
Bay Bohemian for this nice Critic's Pick writeup
in the current issue:

2-20-2004
You know
it's a good day when you can say...
The album's out!
...and we're playing at Smiley's in Bolinas!
Yes, after only 5 years, Avalon Rising, the Bay Area's premiere
progressive Celtic/Medieval rock band, has finally released it's
second album, Storming
Heaven. This CD presents the band at it's finest, featuring
the current powerhouse lineup of:
- Kristoph
Klover - guitars, cittern and vocals
- Margaret
Davis - vocals, harp, flute, recorders
- Mark
Ungar - bass, mandocello, vocals
- Cat
Taylor - electric violin, vocals
- Scott
Irwin - drums
Featuring
15 tracks and clocking in at over 73 minutes, this is the
album Avalon Rising fans have been lusting for! |
 |
Smiley's
happens to be one of my personal favorite places to play. Located
in the mythical town of Bolinas, it's easy to get to...by
comparison to Shangri-la. Just take Highway One north from Stinson
Beach and take a left after the lagoon where there's no sign. Bear
left for 1/2 a mile, then at the T-intersection, take a left and
keep going straight into downtown. Smiley's is the white building
on your left. And check out this great write up in the
North Bay Bohemian! (Scroll down to "Avalon Rising").
To purchase
the new album, go to http://www.avalonrising.com/disc.html.
In other
news...
We
had a great time playing at Pantheacon last weekend, where
drummer Scott Irwin and I also backed up singer-guitarist-producer-teacher
Brook Schoenfield.
Check out the new website
I've created for him.
2-9-2004
Health Alert:
Bush Administration Not Atkins-Approved
A just-released study has alleged that George W. Bush, Dick Cheney,
Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft and the rest of
the Bush administration are not part of a Dr. Atkins-approved lifestyle.
Millions, if not dozens, of American eaters are expected to react
negatively to the news, voting against Bush in the upcoming November
election. The Atkins diet, which emphasizes a severely limited carbohydrate
intake, has become associated with a majority of aspects of American
life, including fast food, cars, entertainment, agriculture, economics,
consumer electronics, computer science, crime, government intelligence,
and terrorism. The late Dr. Atkins, who is deceased, was not available
for comment.
Bush alleged
linked to Janet Jackson Superbowl breast exposure
New evidence has come to light linking "president" George
W. Bush to the controversial baring of Janet Jackson's breast during
the halftime entertainment segment of the recent superbowl broadcast.
"I don't know why this is such a big deal," Jackson is
alleged to have commented. "It's only a breast - every baby
sees at least one the minute after it's born. Besides, half the
population has 'em. What really gets me is that people seem to be
thousands of times more concerned with me accidentally showing my
boob than with the fact that George W. is a liar and a moron. But
I guess I shouldn't complain - the success of my music career is
due to this kind of idiotic inability to discern quality".
Bush is alleged to have met with Jackson in her dressing room prior
to the show, and may have conspired with the performer to expose
the breast in an attempt to create a media diversion to distract
public attention from the worst "presidency" in U.S. history.
1-27-2004 -
4:15pm San Francisco, California
We're going
Hollywood - this
press release proves it
Pete's 881
show goes down a bomb
Avalon Rising had a great time playing at friendly Pete's
881 Club in San Rafael. The stage and sound system there could
easily accomodate the largest and most professional acts, and Blaze
as The Soundguy was courteous and competent, even as we taxed
him to the max. Special thanks to booker Randy Pallolio,
who said: "You guys are great -- I really like your culture.
We don't get too much of that around here." Randy's been trying
to make a go of the club as a Marin County destination for live
music for about a year now. He's a drummer himself, and obviously
brings a musician's knowledge to his job. Little things like bringing
us bottled water onstage were very much appreciated! Headliners
D.C. and the Power Exchange were excellent - funky and bluesy,
powered by D.C. himself, the funkiest drummer I've heard all year.
Unfortunately, the Homeland
Security Condition Lavender Alert seemed to discourage the
majority of our fans, but the two dozen people who came were very
appreciative.
They're here!
I mean the pictures of Avalon Rising at the annual Pagan Pride Parade
Benefit, at the Starry Plough on February 16th. In fact, here's
one below. For more, click
here.

1/19/2004
It's A Great Time To Be A Geek
Back when I was growing up (imagine here the sounds of a rocking
chair creaking and me hawking up balls of phlegm), we geeks were
little pasty kids with black-framed glasses who got beat up by the
other, stronger kids. We lived with our noses in books and actually
enjoyed science class. Shyness around the opposite sex and underdeveloped
social skills were a bonus that often just came with the territory.
This year has
been something of a watershed in the annals of geekdom, with the
release of the final chapter of Peter Jackson's epic Lord
of the Rings trilogy giving vast numbers of people access
to the tools and passions of geekhood as never before. It reminds
me of Tower of Power's
eloquent answer to the question "What Is Hip?": "Hipness
is what it is....and sometimes hipness is what it ain't!" For
those engaged in jumping on the bandwagon, it's nice to know that
there's an actual BAND already there! Yes, now it can be revealed:
the members of Avalon
Rising are geeks - and have been for years!
Proof
in the Pagan Pudding
In the matrix of overlapping social designations, geeks, sci-fi/fantasy
fans and pagans can sometimes be the same people. So it was
with great enjoyment that Avalon Rising performed at the Starry
Plough in Berkeley this last Friday night in a benefit for
the Pagan Pride Parade,
sharing the bill with the venerable Tempest.
Special thanks to Micha Dunston, who made it all come together
in his own inimitable, good-natured fashion. When not fetching
us drinks or otherwise helping with logistics, he was busy snapping
pix - hopefully I'll be able to post some of them here before
long. |
Micha,
being his own inimitable self |
Oscar Night
Geekfest
In the works, but not confirmed yet, is a special performance coming
up February 29th. New Line Cinema's official Lord
of the Rings Fan Club * has invited us to play at
their Oscar night party,
to be held at the Hollywood
Athletic Club! This is exciting news indeed, as your humble
scribe has at least 40 readings of the LOTR under his belt, and
Avalon Rising founders Margaret Davis and Kristoph
Klover produced an album of Tolkien songs. (Officially licensed
by the Tolkien estate, The Starlit Jewel was limited to a
run of 1,200 copies and is now sold out). As this event is a benefit
for Reading Is Fundamental,
the club can't afford to pay us, so in order to make it happen,
we need to find some cheap (read "free") lodging for the
time we're down there. A gig or two in the area (Feb 26, 27, or
28) wouldn't hurt either. If you live in the Hollywood area and
can help us out with either of these, you'll earn our undying gratitude!
[* I've devised a simple test to help you determine whether
or not you're a geek: simply cast an eye on the arrray of products
displayed on the front page of the LOTR
fan club's site - if you don't start salivating, or somehow
find that your undergarments are moist - well, you're just not a
geek!]
Not
As Messy As It Sounds
Finally, in an explosion of geeky critical mass, the long-awaited
album To Touch The
Stars has been released. A cooperative production by
Prometheus Music,
the Mars Society,
and the National Space Society,
this album of songs by various artists celebrates the history
and future of space travel. Musical director Kristoph Klover
had a hand in |
 |
|
recording and mixing a majority of the tracks (even penning
the soaring rock ballad Others Standing By),while I,
your humble scribe, played electric guitar and other gadgets
on 10 of the 17 cuts. Timed to coincide with the recent convergence
of 3 spacecraft on Mars (yeah, that's right...we PLANNED it
that way!), the album is receiving a gratifying amount of airplay
and press coverage around the country. It's also been enthusiastically
endorsed by The Second Man on the Moon, astronaut Buzz
Aldrin, who said: |
"As
someone who has actually set foot on the threshold of space and
experienced firsthand its majesty and the incredible potential it
holds for the human race, I am thrilled by this new collection of
original songs celebrating the beginnings of our great endeavor
to reach for the stars."
Here's a great
review of the album
from Clark Lindsey, editor of HobbySpace,
as posted on Amazon.
By the way, MP3 downloads of 5 full songs are also available from
Prometheus Music.
Folsom Street
Fair Photos, Finally
We've finally got some photos of our performance at the Folsom
Street Fair -- dig us being rock stars! Special thanks to photo
developer Craig Carter and photographer Rick Brown.

There's just something about a huge, outdoor stage...

Cat Taylor, bein'
a rock star!

Kristoph has
that rocker-approved grimace down!

Me! Me! Me!

Real stars never
remove their shades
"They
Wanted It To Happen"
I had never heard of reporter John
Buchanan before this morning, when I received the text of
his speech "They Wanted It To Happen" from a friend (in
England, no less!). He's a reporter, currently a resident of Miami,
and is running for president. I urge you to read this exceptionally
articulate speech regarding
9/11 and the current administration of thugs who have abducted our
country.
1-8-2004
Comparing
Bush to Hitler: I don't see a problem
The Republicans have been in an uproar recently about two 30-second
ads that aired recently on MoveOn.org's
site. These anti-Bush ads, part of a competition to produce an ad
that succinctly and effectively changes Bush supporters' minds about
their boy, were actually NOT winners -- MoveOn members preferred
other entries. These particular ads compared George W. to Hitler.
For a long time,
I've been saying that this is the kind of comparison that needs
to be done. Certainly George W. has displayed the same kind of honesty,
integrity, and respect for human and civil rights that Der Fuhrer
was known for. What I find difficult to understand is the reaction
of various Jewish leaders, who jumped on the Republican bandwagon
to denounce these ads.
As a person
with Jewish blood myself, I agree with the oft-expressed sentiment
"Never forget". We should never be tempted to forget what
Hitler did, and we should be doubly vigilant against anything similar
happening again. That is why we should have already been speaking
out in outrage against the evil done by George W. Bush and his administration.
From the theft of the highest office in the land, through his collusion
if not outright cooperation with the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks,
to the waging of two illegal, immoral wars, G.W. has been accumulating
blood on his hands and evil in his soul. Bravo to those with the
courage to tell the truth.
Boycott
American Idol - don't encourage cruelty as entertainment
American Idol, the Fox network program wherein thousands of hopeful
singers audition for a panel of 3 judges until only one is left,
is in it's third (?) season. I'm asking my entire international
readership of three to four people to boycott this show. I believe
it promotes cruelty and encourages the acceptance of humiliation
in the public eye as a valid form of entertainment. I particularly
urge performers who might be tempted to audition for the show to
boycott it - you are only doing yourself and your fellow aspiring
musicians a disservice by giving authority to the extremely rude
and supercillious Simon Cowling.
1-1-2004
Happy New Year!
Merry turning-of-the-seasons! We've got a batch of new gigs coming
up, so be sure to check over in the right-hand column to see where
we're playing. Avalon Rising's new album is in the final
mastering stages, and just possibly may be available at our show
on January 16th at the Starry Plough in Berkeley.
That's going to be a great show with our friends Tempest
- don't miss this chance to hear the Bay Area's two preeminent Celtic
Rock bands together. It all benefits the Pagan Pride Parade.
Also of note
are several shows I'm doing with the Claddagh Band, starting
this Friday night at Cafe Amsterdam in Fairfax. Playing with
Claddagh gives me a chance to really stretch out on electric guitar,
and I've also been bringing my electric sitar.
12-09-03
Anyone want
to hire a used US "president"? Click here to view
George W. Bush's resume.
12-5-03
Well, it's been
quite awhile since I took keyboard in hand and updated the site.
I've been busy being a working stiff, first with a three-week stint
of data-entry at the palatial offices of As You Like It Productions,
creators and producers of the Renaissance Faire and the Charles
Dickens Christmas Fair (now in full swing weekends at the Cow Palace
in San Francisco). Though I've held office jobs in the past, they've
not been my metier, and every time I return to such work it's interesting
to view the life of a commuter/wage-slave from a fresh perspective.
Driving north
each morning from San Francisco, across the Golden Gate bridge towards
Novato, I would tune my radio to the excellent KPOO, a community
radio station at 89.5 FM that offers a wonderful selection of blues,
gospel, and classic deep-roots soul music, depending on what day
of the week it is. After going through the Waldo Tunnel just north
of the bridge, I would start to get interference from CSN, the Calvary
Satellite Network, a fundamentalist, conservative, right-wing Christian
station whose broadcast signal overlaps that of KPOO. I would continue
to listen as the two stations drifted in and out, partially because
it reminded me of the days before digitally-tuned radios, when you
could still find really obscure low-wattage stations by using a
"knob" to make micro-adjustments.
But what really
struck me, especially on the days when Emmit Powell's excellent
Gospel Caravan was on, was the hilarious juxtaposition of these
two pathways of approach to Christ. On the one hand was this gorgeous,
beautiful, soul-stirring music, that made my head move like a duck,
my feet tap, and my hair (what's left of it) stand on end; on the
other, a 300-station satellite network promoting self-righteousness,
exclusionary elitism and right-wing, conservative fundamentalism.
A major part of the CSN's morning drive-time was devoted to the
rantings of Jay Sekulow, chief justice of the deceptively-named
ACLJ, the American Center for Law and Justice, based in Washington
D.C. and doing its darndest to fight abortion and a percieved anti-religious
bias in our government and promoting prayer in schools, the Patriot
act, and unquestioning obedience to Bush and his gang of thugs.
So that was a fun way to start the day.
After my stint
with data-entry ended, I took 3 weeks off to be sick with a violent
cough and sore throat. Once again, I learned the miraculous sleep-inducing
powers of a cat in bed and a good dose of Nyquil, and got caught
up on a number of movies. Major sickness is the ideal enhancement
to TV-watching; the resultant 30-point drop in IQ makes it much
more enjoyable, as one's expectations in the realm of plot-development
and dialog are lowered to a commensurate degree. Highlight: The
Hot Rock, starring Robert Redford, based on a story by Donald E.
Westlake, filmed in the '70s. It had that whole anti-hero thing
going on; Westlake seems to be one of the few writers who tell a
story from the criminal's point of view, making it seem like a life
of crime is just another perfectly reasonable career choice. Recommended
book: Help, I Am Being Held Prisoner.
The last three
weeks I've been working as a part of the electrical crew, doing
the setup for the Charles Dickens Christmas Fair. Our task, along
with the carpenters, vendors and decoration crew, was to turn four
of the huge livestock sheds at the Cow Palace into a loose recreation
of the London of the mid-1800s. The floors are of rock-hard asphalt;
in the past, just walking on them during weekends while the Fair
was operating was a hardship. Try walking on them about 10 miles
a day, along with going up into the rafters on the scissor-lifts
and breathing the inches-thick layer of dust up there - dust composed
basically of dried livestock hair and excrement! Now by comparison
the weekends are a walk in the park. During the run of the Fair
I am also the Tech Manager, which means that I coordinated the installation
of a new, excellent sound system designed by Tom Craft in both the
Victoria and Albert Theater and Mad Sal's Dockside Alehouse. During
the day I run the lighting board for the acts at the V&A, which
include Stark Ravens' Christmas Pantomime; a one-hour version of
Treasure Island, replete with a real cockatiel, black powder guns
and ship's rigging; the Falcon's Court Birds of Prey show, wherein
a Harris hawk is flown right over the upturned noses of the audience;
and my favorite show, Annie Lore's Bijou Music Hall, which is as
chock-full of loonies as an orange is of juice.
I hope to see
you all at some of these upcoming gigs.
Saturday, December 6th: Avalon Rising's 10TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW!
Dec. 6th - the Bistro in Hayward, 1001 B St., 8:30 PM (510)
886-8525
Former bandmembers Deirdre McCarthy, Beth Milne, and Pete Gascoyne
will be joining us!
Saturday, December
20th, 2:30 to 5:30pm: Claddagh at the San Gregorio Store.
Founder Kevin Brennan is back from Ireland, so the band will be
bassist Scott Beynon, percussionist/singer Uncle Bob, and myself
on guitar and vocals. That's at the San Gregorio General Store,
corner of Hwy 84 and Stage Road. It's about 11 miles south of Half
Moon Bay, 1.5 miles from the beach. Call (650) 726-0565 for more
info.
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10-17-2003
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I'm very pleased to be performing with George Pedersen and
his Pretty Good Band this Saturday night Oct. 18th at the
Starry Plough in Berkeley, California. |
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| Legendary
Plough regular Pedersen is a terrific singer and songwriter,
kind of in the vein of John Hiatt and Dave van Ronk but with
his own soulful style. The band, formerly known as The Natives,
held forth as the Plough's house band in the 70s and 80s. I
had the privilege of working with the guitarist, John Havard,
on fiddler/songwriter Laurie Chastain's recent self-produced
solo album, Remencier.
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This band rocks and rolls, and I mean seriously! The event is
part of the Plough's giant 30th anniversary celebration weekend.
We're scheduled to play from 10:45 to 11:45pm, just before the
Naked Barbies. Admission is free. |
9/28/03
We came, we saw, we rocked! The
Folson Street Fair, that is. The intrepid crew of the 7th
Street Stage struggled to whip (ahem) the equipment into working
order, and at slightly after 12:00 our MC, a 6-foot '7-inch blonde
drag queen in a bikini named Princess Kennedy, introduced
us to the expectant crowd.
Margaret
(our vocalist/harpist/flautist/recorder player) was in New York
and could not play this gig with us, so we were in hard-rockin'
stripped-down 4-piece mode - no pretty, moody, atmospheric stuff
for us today. It's always fun to play on a large stage and today
was no exception. Our ever-so-helpful roadies Rick Brown
and Laura Brueckner got some (hopefully) great shots of us
in full gyrational rock star mode, which we'll post here as soon
as they're developed.
Fortunately
the sound system stayed running through our whole set; Space
Vacuum From Outer Space (who followed our friend Pixie
in her band Cuir Bleu)
was not so lucky. We loved their song Space Monkeys, and
joined in on the eminently chant-able chorus:
Pass me another
Pass me another
Pass me another
Space Monkey!
We bought their EP, Epitaxy Center - we've gotta cover that
song!
Our audience was wonderful, especially new friends Bear, and "Buffalo"
Cooper. See you next year!
* * * * *
More Airplay
for Sophia Speaks
DJ George Maida (The Electric Croude, Saturday nights
at midnight on WCVE-FM,
88.9 in Richmond, Virginia) writes The
Veil with this note:
"I'm celebrating the first full weekend of Autumn and The Veil
takes a place of honor on the show with My Heart is Like a Lion
[from debut album Sophia Speaks]....I've segued from a clip
of Aragorn speaking with Eowyn during her sword practice. ....I
love this music. Happy Third Season!"
Thanks for the airplay, George!
DJ Jeff Robinson,
at WMBR 88.1 in Cambridge,
Massachusetts is debuting his new radio show "Poetry
Jam" (formerly entitled "Behind the Beat")
this Wednesday from 8-10pm EST. Jeff is the Spoken Word representative
on the station. He's set up a Yahoo Group for this show, and writes
our poet, Margarita: "The group will announce radio
guest and other activity for the show. I also want to use the group
to network and find potential phone interview talent for the show.
If you want to join the group click here.
9/22/03
Avalon Rising to play Folsom Street Fair
We're very pleased
to announce that Avalon Rising will be bringing its distinctive
brand of progressive Celtic and Medieval rock to the venerable Folsom
Street Fair, currently celebrating its 20th year as "the
biggest leather event ever". It all takes place on Sunday,
September 28th, on the 7th Street Stage (Folsom & 7th Streets,
in San Francisco, of course). We will be performing from the
crack of noon to 12:30. Check the Folsom
Street Fair's website for further details.
The Folsom Street
Fair is a fundraising event for various non-profit agencies. This
year's beneficiaries include:
PAWS, Episcopal Community Services of SF, Positive Resource Center,
Visual Aid, Project Open Hand, Dolores Street Community Services,
Black Coalition On AIDS, Golden Gate Performing Arts, Lyon Martin
Women's Health Services, Bay Area Young Positives, Destination Foundation
and Stop AIDS Project.
Avalonians
Rock Bistro
I told you we were gonna rawk, and we sho'nuff did. And were you
there? Well, some of you were, and thanks very much indeed for showing
up.
As Cat
and I loaded in, we were treated to a customer playing Elton
John's Funeral For a Friend on the house piano; when
he failed to go into Love Lies Bleeding, we demanded that
he go back and finish the job, and sang along. The ever-helpful
Graham welcomed us enthusiastically, putting on a Favorite
Irish Drinking Songs cd to help us get in the mood. How familiar
- here were all the songs I heard all day every day during this
past August's Novato Renaissance
Faire from the Seadogs and Stark Ravens: All
For Me Beer and Tobacco; How Will It Be If I Die An Old Maid In
The Garret, plus Paddy Works On the Railway and Waxie's
Dargle, which I know from The Pogues. I think the cd
was by Tommy Makem and the Clancy Brothers. Meanwhile, the
Hayward Gay Pride Fair was going on across the intersection, with
an unvarying disco beat that would not let up for another 4 hours.
I broke an A
string on the 2nd tune, then Cat broke one on the next. Later, her
newly-replaced A broke again, at the beginning of a regularly scheduled
jam in the midst of the reel The Morning Dew. Cat, who was
wearing sunglasses a)because she's cool, and a movie-star type anyway,
and b)because she had puffy eyes due to a medical procedure, couldn't
see into her string bag well enough to find the right string. She
left the stage, retiring to the bathroom for a better light source,
while we simply jammed on for the next 10 or 15 minutes until she
managed to get the new string on and returned. Paul, recently
of the Grateful Dead cover band the Ded Guise, danced
with his lovely wife, along with a couple of other couples, making
for a fine shindig overall.
9/13/03
Airplay News:
Big thanks to JoAnn Mar of KALW-91.7
FM here in San Francisco for playing "Lord Haddo's Favorite"
from Kyle Thayer's album Rainshadow,
featuring your humble webmaster on acoustic guitar. JoAnn's theme
on her Folk Music and Beyond show today was bouzoukis, citterns,
octave mandolins and mandocellos.
9/13/03
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In answer
to the question "What day is it?", today I would
like to quote Morris Day and The Time:
"Fellas:
what time is it?"
"Time to get wild and loose!"
By a simple
method of deduction and extrapolation, we come to the inevitable
conclusion that Today is the Day to get Wild and Loose. For
optimum effect, Evening also falls under the category of Today
(the Day to get Wild and Loose).
To aid
in your process of becoming wild and loose, Avalon Rising
is performing tonight! tonight! tonight! at
The
Bistro
1001 B St.
beautiful downtown Hayward
8:37pm - the cows come home am |
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We're
pleased to welcome new drummer Scott Irwin to the band. Studies
show his addition has resulted in an upgraded operating efficiency
of +66.33%, with "Celtic" up by 23% and "Rock"
showing changes of +42%.
Ask your
bassist Mu for a free drink if you've read this. |
9/12/03
Bush Resignation
Hailed by World Leaders
by Greg Palast
September 11,
2003
[Washington]
The surprise resignation of the forty-third President of
the United States, George W. Bush, on the second anniversary of
the
terrorist attack on America, was hailed by chiefs of state throughout
the world. Mr. Bush announced that after, "two years of bloodshed,
economic devastation, and spreading fear in America and abroad,"
he saw
no choice but to accept that, "I have held a title which I
did not win,
and for which I have proven unqualified."
The text of
the former President's September 11 address to the nation
follows: [read more....]
9/11/03
Today's the day, isn't it? The day we can all look back - all
of us in the world - and remember the shock, and the horror,
and be astounded at the way everything has changed.
At first,
there was deep sympathy for America. Messages of compassion
arrived from my friends in the international community. The
world crowded around, the way people instinctively go into
action at the scene of an accident, comforting the wounded
and bereaved, getting help. |
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And then...the
man we allowed to steal the presidency and his seemingly amoral
gang of thugs callously used the events of 9/11 to grab and
consolidate power, pushing through the unconstitutional Patriot
Act, invading and bombing Afghanistan, creating the office
of Total Information Awareness to spy on our own citizens
- the list goes on.
The legacy
of 9/11 is the worst "president", the worst administration
this country has ever seen. As more evidence comes out, it
seems that the unthinkable is likely: that Bush and his people
either knew of the strong possibility of the hijacking and
crashes beforehand, or were actually responsible for initiating
them.
I refuse
to accept the "War on Terror", a hazily-defined
war of indefinite duration, to be waged on whomever Junior
and his henchmen deem fit victims. I apologize to the rest
of the world for the atrocious, imperialistic behavior of
my country, for allowing our own "Axis of Evil"
to take power.
We've
had a coup, a right-wing, Neo-Conservative coup. It's succeeded.
I can only hope that we in America wake up in time to defeat
these bastards. When the boa has swallowed you up to your
neck, it may very well be too late. |
9/8/03
| I'll
admit it right up front: although I'm basically non-religious,
the Dalai Lama is my favorite Holy Man. His message,
from every quote I've ever heard from him and all of his writings
that I've read, is simply this: try to be more compassionate.
Be kinder. Be more affectionate. Now, how is that not a good
thing? It kind of ties in with, if you will, a spiritual experience
I once had. It was a dream, where several people and I were
cleaning up litter from a creekbed. |
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| Phil
Silvers was there - that's right, Sgt. Bilko - and
I was complaining about something or somebody, probably whoever
it was I thought had littered the area. Phil said: "It
must be nice to be so perfect that you can criticize other people".
Well, that shut me up - even in my sleep. I've never forgotten
that, and this to me is the attitude that the Dalai Lama embodies.
My partner
Deirdre has been working with a Tibetan singer who
lives here in San Francisco by the name of Tsering
Wangmo. Tsering was born in exile, in Dharamsala,
India, and was trained in classical Tibetan voice and dance.
She recently completed an album of Tibetan song, and was working
with Deirdre to publish a songbook of traditional songs from
her family's region of Tibet. She very kindly nabbed us two
tickets to see the Dalai Lama in his appearance at University
of San Francisco last Friday, where he was receiving an honorary
doctorate.
A crowd
of several hundred gathered to await him in the gym. After
a short selection of songs by members of Chaksampa, the Tibetan
Dance and Opera Company, a student gave a brief biographical
sketch. The Dalai Lama was born in 1935. In 1950, at the age
of 15, he was called upon to assume full political power after
some 80,000 Chinese troops invaded. In 1959, his life in danger,
he escaped over the Himalayas to India. He, and hundreds of
thousands of other Tibetans, have been living in exile ever
since.
The president
of the University introduced him, saying these words: "There
is one temptation His Holiness cannot resist. That is to tickle
anyone sitting in front of him". As one dedicated to
a life of silliness myself (the motto of More Moose is "Dominating
the Universe Through Silliness", after all), this racks
up big points in my book for His Holiness!
Then he
spoke. He began with a bit of good-natured complaining about
the aches and pains he is experiencing as he gets older, but
said that even though there is that negative aspect to growing
old, there is also the balancing effect on the positive side
of being able to enjoy things more.
He said
some more things. I have to admit, I've kind of been ruined
for sitting in a hot room listening to a spiritual leader
by my time in the Moonies (1975 - 1983) - my mind tends to
wander. The sound system was poor, and His Holiness can be
a little difficult to understand, though he did speak in English
most of the time, only occasionally lapsing into Tibetan for
finer points he couldn't quite express otherwise, then waiting
for his interpreter to catch up with him.
What I
caught of what he said was, frankly, not a big surprise, but
I liked this bit: He said that we humans are special mammals
who have the distinction of being able to think. Because of
this ability, we have the chance to reach a peak of evolution;
we can make the choice to be the most compassionate, the kindest
beings on the planet. And that it's important to choose a
healthy life, one that includes family and community, affection,
and scholarship.
So there
you have it...the secret of life.
We were
allowed to write questions on pieces of paper -- mine was:
"What can we do about the murdering thugs in control
of our government -- in the spirit of compassion, of course!"
My question was, not surprisingly, not chosen, but one that
was ran: "What is the best way to deal with someone who
threatens us with violence?" His Holiness answered: "run
away!" And if you can't, or somehow you are in an inescapable
situation with this person? His Holiness recommended first
trying to talk to the person. If it is clear that they will
not listen or talk, if you have a gun, shoot him in the foot,
and then run away. That way, you do not damage yourself by
taking a life, and later when you meet this person at a party,
you can tease him about his limping...
After
the event, we went outside to a Tibetan fair that was set
up on the USF campus. It seemed like all the Tibetans in the
Bay Area were there, selling their wares and reveling in the
presence of their leader...They had been able to have a more
private audience with him earlier in the day. What if your
entire native land was in exile, occupied by a brutal oppressor?
It's something to think about. |
9/7/03
On The Road With the Band With No Name
This weekend I had the pleasure of playing for the 21st anniversary
hand-fasting ceremony of a couple of friends. The band was the as-yet-unnamed
trio consisting of myself, percussionist and domestic partner Deirdre
McCarthy, and good friend and all-around helpful guy Aaron
Hendel on upright bass. So, Saturday morning (ok, it was really
about half-past noon) we hit the road for the remote foothills of
California's Sierra Madres, heading for a place called Auberry,
somewhere between Yosemite and Fresno. After about 4 hours of driving
through the baking heat of the Central Valley, we reached our destination,
a nature preserve and pagan retreat center called Gaia's
Oasis, probably because that sounded a lot better than Gaia's
Oven. Though undeniably hot - it was 90 degrees in the shade when
we started playing at approximately 6:30 - it's still a lovely place,
with a main gathering circle complete with propane-fed firepit,
an extra large tribal-size tipi, a labyrinth carved into the sod,
and various secluded nooks amidst boulders and trees, ideal for
group meetings. We set up to play outside the main lodge, on a cozy
patio ringed with boulders and mosaic-ed mushroom seats cast in
concrete. As we had been told there would be no electricity, we
were running strictly acoustic, with guitar, mandocello, mandola,
and well-tanned vocal chords for me, Deirdre on her tiny, oddball
drum kit, and Aaron on his trusty standup bass.
We've had 1
1/2 practices together, more or less. Our little trio is proving
to be an excellent vehicle for some of my more eclectic repertoire,
so as a warm-up as guests were arriving we launched into a set that
included Godzilla, Messin' With the Kid, Certain Girl, Hound
Dog, Maybelline, Old Chisholm Trail, and Wang Dang Doodle.
This trio seems to excel at the blues; though small, the rhythm
section is steady, and the sound transparent enough for my to take
off on flights of improvisation on my acoustic guitar and still
be heard clearly. It seemed to me like the kind of a blues band
you might get for a quarter from one of the vending machines in
the front of a supermarket, the kind that sell those trinkets in
the big plastic capsules. The Gumball Blues Band? Hmm...
Pagans are always
late (it's a fact, you could look it up), so the ceremony slated
for 5:30-ish eventually took place at about 8. It was cosmic, earthy,
windy, watery and fiery, and very nice altogether. We recamped to
the patio and cranked out a quick before-dinner set, where the happy
couple finally had a chance to dance.
Freelance
Proofreader - Giving Advice Where None Is Wanted Since 1954
It's something I do all the time; I can't help it. Here are some
highlights from this trip.
When we stopped at the supermarket to pick up beer just before getting
to Gaia's Oasis, the checkout girl asked us if we were going to
the Musick Mountain Blues Festival, happening somewhere nearby that
day. At that point, another young lady employee ran up to our clerk,
all aflutter because she didn't know if they would still have time
to go to the festival themselves after work. Neither of them knew
what time it started or ended, and as we left the store I saw why:
the poster for the festival simply stated "September 6th, 2003
A.D." I sure would have hated to show up on September 6th,
2003 B.C. - 4006 years too early!
The Flying J
Travel Plaza in Ripon has a big electric sign that proudly proclaims
the availability of "Kripy Kreme" donuts. Kripes!
9/4/03
Space...The
Final Fromage
An exciting project I've had the privilege to be involved with over
the last 4 years is finally coming to fruition. A long time ago,
in a galaxy far, far away, the National
Space Society sponsored a songwriting competition. Winners
of it and a similar one sponsored by the Mars Society, as well as
new works from selected singer/songwriters, are featured on a new
album from Prometheus
Music called To Touch the Stars -- A Musical Celebration
of Space Exploration. It's in the final mastering phase
at Fantasy Studios now, with an expected release date in
a few short weeks.
We recorded
a majority of the tracks at Kristoph Klover's Flowinglass Studio,
where I served as Hot Guitarist, playing electric guitar, guitar
synthesizer, and electric sitar on several tracks, as well as contributing
to arrangement ideas. I'm particularly pleased with the transformation
we wrought on filk-mistress Leslie Fish's Dance On The Ceiling,
taking it from a simple folk tune to a can't-sit-down ska rave-up.
And it was great to play again with Uber-bassist John Land,
a fellow alumnus of the legendary Phoenyx, now an up-and-coming
solo singer/songwriter. New-folk fave Christine Lavin makes
a guest appearance with her song If We Had No Moon,
inspired by the documentary film of the same name by Martin Ives.
The fabulous Gunnar Madsen, of The Bobs a capella
fame, also turns in a "stellar" (eww) performance.
Budding Movie
Reviewer
The SF Weekly is looking for a movie reviewer...here's my
sample that I sent them, a double review of The
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and
Pirates of the Caribbean.
8/27/03
New
Drummer, Photos for Avalon Rising
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Progressive
Celtic and Medieval rockers Avalon
Rising are thrilled to add veteran drummer Scott
Irwin to their ranks. Scott has been a cohort in crime with
me, your More Moose über-lord, for nigh on 18 years now.
We've played together in the venerable Random Men, L'Beat-O,
Conundrum, The Green Men and The
Veil, as well as various incarnations of Wise Guys,
The Yard Dogs, and Cat Taylor's Fiddler's
Fancy dance orchestra. Scott will be showing up on two
tracks of Storming Heaven, Avalon Rising's first
new album in 5 years, currently in the mixing phase. |
Graphic artist
Deirdre McCarthy shot some fetching photos of the band Sunday in the yard of
her former elementary school, St. Monica's in San Francisco. The
view at the right (under Performance Schedules) digitally places
us on the Glastonbury Tor, heart of the mythical Avalon,
in Somerset, England. Be sure to come hear us perform at the friendly,
funky Bistro, 1001 B. Street in beautiful downtown Hayward,
California, on September 13th.
Definition
of Terrorism
Have you ever
wondered why, in the conflict between Israel and Palestine, it's
only the Palestinians who are described as terrorists? I urge you
to read this article
from Media
Monitors Network by retired Brigadier General James J.
David.
"The Bush
administration is stepping up its demand that Palestinian leaders
dismantle West Bank and Gaza terror structures. This demand comes
in the wake of a devastating bomb attack in Jerusalem last week
that killed 20 Israelis, including 5 children. According to a senior
U.S. official, fresh emphasis will be put on calls to uproot the
terror infrastructure."
"Prior
to this latest suicide attack in Jerusalem the western media had
reported a "relative calm" period since the roadmap was
accepted by both sides nearly 2 months ago. What the media failed
to report were the 22 Palestinians killed and the dozens of homes
demolished by the Israelis. And where were the words of condemnation
from President Bush or from National Security Advisor Condoleezza
Rice? When Palestinians are killed, the situation is considered
"relative calm" even when the deaths are Palestinian children,
but when Israelis are killed, it's called terrorism and the headline
news never stops. Is it any wonder that Israel's most crucial allies
include America's mass media and Washington's top politicians?"
"When an
Israeli soldier fires a tank-mounted machine gun at a car stopped
at a West Bank roadblock three weeks ago, killing a 5-year-old Palestinian
boy and injuring his two sisters why didn't we hear of any demands
from the Bush administration then?" Read
more...
8/18/03
Avalon Rising
to play Folsom Street Fair
We're very pleased
to announce that Avalon
Rising will be bringing its distinctive brand of progressive
Celtic and Medieval rock to the venerable Folsom
Street Fair, currently celebrating its 20th year as "the
biggest leather event ever". It all takes place on
Sunday, September 28th., on Folsom Street in San Francisco,
of course. We will be performing sometime around midday on either
the 7th St. or 12th St. stage; stay tuned here or check the FSF's
website for further details as they become available.
The Folsom Street
Fair is a fundraising event for various non-profits. This year's
beneficiaries include: PAWS, Episcopal Community Services of SF,
Positive Resource Center, Visual Aid, Project Open Hand, Dolores
Street Community Services, Black Coalition On AIDS, Golden Gate
Performing Arts, Lyon Martin Women's Health Services, Bay Area Young
Positives, Destination Foundation and Stop AIDS Project.
8/8/03
Obscure Eclecticism
Rules
We're
proud to announce that The Veil's single Fever
Vision will be played on WCVE-FM
88.9 in Richmond, Virginia next Saturday night, August
16th. DJ (or "on-air personality" as they like to be known
nowadays) George Maida contacted us after receiving the new
compilation album Oasis Alternative No.23. Oasis
(free plug here) is the company we chose to manufacture our album,
and I'd recommend them to anyone - their service is fast, friendly
and there's always someone there to answer the phone if you have
a question. And, we've been completely satisfied with the quality
of our cds as well as the package printing. George will be playing
our track as well as 11 others on his show The Electric Croude,
starting at midnight. I think technically the date of the show is
August 17th, but who's counting. Hmm, why is it our music seems
to be favored by DJs (lord love 'em) whose shift start in the wee
hours? Maybe we appeal to insomniacs.
By the way,
I think I've figured out what Alternative Rock is after listening
to the 77 tracks on the Oasis compilation. Ok, follow me here: There
are no "Rock" stations anymore. You've got your Classic
Rock, which plays what I was listening to in high school and college.
You can't get airplay on those stations unless you happen to be
Aerosmith or The Scorpions or some other band that is now considered
Classic Rock. That leaves the Alternative Rock stations, which apparently
play everything else. Is it rock? Who knows. But the tracks on the
Alternative CD range from folk rock to modern rock to progressive
to metal.
More Shameless
Plugging
Speaking
of compilations and the new (it's still new, darnit!) album Sophia
Speaks by The Veil,
if you don't have your own copy yet now would be a great time to
buy one from CDBaby.com.
They will be issuing a compilation CD of their own consisting of
the best-selling bands from their site, to be given free to every
customer until they run out. We'd love to be on it, so visit our
page on CDBaby and buy a copy of Sophia Speaks. Thank you for your
support.
7/23/03
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Avalon
Rising will be playing this Saturday night (July 26),
6pm at Discovery Park, downtown Sacramento, California.
Click
here for driving directions and more information. Hope to
see you all there! |
Ok, no
more politics on the front page -- it's bad for business! (Just
kidding!) Just a brief reminder: stand up for truth, justice and
the American way of life, and watch out for Kryptonite. Seriously
though, it's time to say NO to the lies, deceit, and shameful behavior
coming from the White House -- impeach Bush and Cheney now! Meanwhile,
check out these intriguing informational links:
Buzzflash.com
From
The Wilderness.com
Alternet.org
The Architecture
of Modern Political Power
Smirkingchimp.com
7/11/03
Today I received
a request to sign the following petition from presidential candidate
and governor of Vermont, Howard Dean.
IT'S
TIME FOR THE TRUTH.
I
demand truth from my government in Washington.
It
is now clear that some officials in this Administration misled the
nation and misled the world. These people must be held accountable
for their failure to give us the truth before we went to war.
But
we should not have to wait for investigations to rid our government
of those who misled the American people.
They
know who they are, and they can resign on their own today. I demand
the resignation of those who engaged in this deception.
I added this
comment:
Frankly, this
politely-worded statement from Howard Dean barely expresses my outrage
at the trail of lies and deception that has characterized the reign
of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice,
Tom Ridge, John Ashcroft and Colin Powell. Although it is good that
this particular issue, the attempted deception of the American people
in order to justify a pre-emptive, illegal and immoral invasion
of Iraq, is receiving publicity, it is only the latest travesty
in a long series.
To begin with,
George W. Bush stole the 2000 presidential election with the help
of judge Scalia's illegal ruling and his brother and other cronies
in Florida.
The 9/11 attacks,
it now appears, occurred with the full foreknowledge of George W.
Bush. We will, hopefully, be seeing the emergence of more information
corroborating this. There has never been a thorough investigation
of 9/11, almost certainly because Bush and his henchmen will be
found to be complicit in the attacks.
Although we
now know that the 9/11 conspirators were almost all Saudis, we still
pre-emptively, illegally and immorally bombed and invaded Afghanistan
in retaliation, an action which had more to do with allowing major
oil companies access to the country to install pipelines. (Incidentally,
the American people overwhelmingly desired NOT vengeance for 9/11,
but accountability of those responsible, a sentiment George W. Bush
handily ignored in favor of patriotic bombast).
Then there was
the Patriot Act, an unconstitutional, open-ended violation of Americans'
civil liberties, which should be repealed immediately. The so-called
"war on terror" is a vague, hazily-defined license for
unlimited power to wage war without accountability or the need for
justification.
Bush refuses
to work with the rest of the world in setting standards to combat
environmental pollution and global warming, and seeks to weasel
out of previously-existing anti-nuclear treaties.
There are plans
on the table to hamstring and privatize the National Park Service,
Head Start, Social Security, and other government agencies and programs
that have been fought for long and hard by the American people.
George W. Bush
is clearly a lying, deceptive, evil man, whose priorities lie with
lining his own pockets and benefitting his corporate associates.
He and his cabinet have no business running my government, and indeed
have achieved their current positions of power by stealth and deceit.
To think at this stage of the game that he will voluntarily resign
is, frankly, naive. Let's admit that he stands on a par with some
of the world's greatest dictators and begin impeachment proceedings
NOW.
7/10/03
Before we get
to the 2004 presidential election, shouldn't we be taking a look
at fixing the problems we experienced in the actual voting process
in 2000, leading to thousands (at least) of votes going uncounted,
or credited to the wrong candidate?
I heard two
radio interviews yesterday with Bev Harris, author of Black
Box Voting: Ballot-Tampering in the 21st Century (http://www.blackboxvoting.com/).
In her investigation of voting machines, vote-counting software
and procedures, disturbing facts have come to light. You'll want
to read the full text of her synopsis article here,
but here's the gist of the problem.
"GEMS [the
voting software program] receives the incoming votes and stores
them in a vote ledger. But then, we found, it makes another set
of books with a copy of what is in vote ledger 1. And at the same
time, it makes yet a third vote ledger with another copy",
says Harris.
"The Elections
Supervisor never sees these three sets of books. All she sees is
the reports she can run: Election summary (totals, county wide)
or a detail report (totals for each precinct). She has no way of
knowing that her GEMS program is using multiple sets of books, because
the GEMS interface draws its data from an [MS]Access database, which
is hidden.
And here is
what is quite odd: On the programs we tested, the Election summary
(totals, county wide) come from the vote ledger 2 instead of vote
ledger 1.
Now, think of
it like this: You want the report to add up ONLY the ACTUAL votes.
But, unbeknownst to the election supervisor, votes can be added
and subtracted from vote ledger 2, so that it may or may not match
vote ledger 1. Her official report comes from vote ledger 2, which
has been disengaged from vote ledger 1.
If she asks
for a detailed report for some precincts, though, her report comes
from vote ledger 1. Therefore, if you keep the correct votes in
vote ledger 1, a spot check of detailed precincts (even if you compare
voter-verified paper ballots) will always be correct."
Harris went
on to investigate 3 things:
- Could one bypass the password and gain access to the vote ledgers?
- If so, could one then change votes?
- Finally, could one do this without leaving evidence of the tampering?
She found that
it was relatively easy to do all three things; that anyone with
a copy of the software, or a moderately talented hacker, could easily
bypass the password, make changes to "ledger 2" - such
as subtracting votes from one candidate and adding an identical
number to another - and cover their tracks.
This is an extremely
important issue, one that we should address BEFORE the next presidential
election...otherwise, we might get somebody in power like, oh I
don't know...George W?
Please write
or call your Congresspeople. Even if you don't know who they are,
it's simple - just go to http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/
and plug in your zip code. You'll get the names and contact information
of your two Senators and one Representative. Tell them in no uncertain
terms that you want this democracy-threatening situation remedied!
7/04/03
Happy Independence
Day, Americans! Amidst the grilling of the meats, the drinking and
the good times with friends and family, let's take a moment to reflect
on what it means to be an American. Can we do better as a nation
than we've been doing recently? I think so. Impeachment proceedings
would be a good start in showing the rest of the world (remember
them? the inhabitants of the rest of the planet?) we're very sorry
we let a psychopath take control of our government..
6/30/03
Thanks to all
those who showed up at the Shanachie Pub in Willits,
CA this past Saturday night for an inspired show by Celtic rockers
Avalon Rising (whom I just
happen to play bass with). Former AR percussionist/vocalist
Deirdre McCarthy sat in with
the band on drum kit, and did an excellent job, allowing at least
guitarist Kristoph and me to get "in the zone".
The major stadium audience inside my head were holding their lighters
aloft and praising me as the best thing since John Entwistle.
Thanks to bartenders Chris and Da Grand Pooba, who
treated us like family. When I asked Pooba for some water, he put
some in his hand and flicked it at me...at last, someone who's more
of a smart-ass than I - kind of takes the pressure off. And special
thanks again to Jim Hayes, who once again bought us breakfast.
After eating
the aforementioned, D & I went off down the North road, and
stopped in at a fabulous thrift store in a big blue building on
the outskirts of town. I picked up a few albums for dirt cheap,
including A Meeting by the River, by Ry Cooder and
Indian slide guitarist V.M. Bhatt, which I've read a lot
about but hadn't heard yet. This is a great store for inveterate
(maybe even invertebrate) thrifters. Another album find for the
day was from the Goodwill store in Ukiah: Danny Kaye reading
8 Grimm's fairy tales.
Avalon
Rising is looking forward to old friend and drummer Scott
Irwin (alumnus of Random Men, Wise Guys, and The
Veil) sitting in for (at least) the next couple of shows.
6/26/03
Here's a letter
I wrote this morning to presidential candidate Howard Dean.
Dear Gov. Dean:
Although I had never heard of you before a couple of weeks ago,
I am very impressed by what I have been able to learn about you
through MoveOn.Org and your own website (excellent, BTW). I approve
of your responses to the 7 questions we MoveOn members asked you.
If you make it through the primary elections, as I hope you will,
I will surely vote for you for President.
However, I am
very concerned that certain issues not be forgotten. Here are some
of them:
- Bush's stealing of the election. Surely what he did was illegal,
and he and those who aided him should be prosecuted. At the very
least, his presidency is null and void, since he did not win the
popular vote.
- Related to
this, the Electoral College should be abolished. It was created
at a time when our modes of transportation and communication were
nowhere near as sophisticated or effective as what we have now.
One citizen, one vote -- that's the way it should be. The 2000 "election"
was a travesty.
- Have you looked
at the timeline of the morning of 9/11, and what the "president"
was doing? His behavior was suspicious, to say the least. Or was
it merely idiotic and incomprehensible? He continued reading to
a 1st Grade classroom AFTER he had been told what had happened!
This needs to be looked into. Although I hate to be a conspiracy
theorist, Bush's behavior seems to make more plausible the theory
that he knew in advance of the attacks. There are other aspects
to the attacks that need to be investigated. The event was such
a windfall for Bush and his cronies that it begins to seem possible
that they were planned with their knowledge, or actually initiated
by them. This is a terrible thought, but the Bush administration
has shown itself to be capable of terrible things.
- The illegal,
immoral pre-emptive invasion of Iraq is foremost in everyone's minds
now. But what about the illegal, immoral pre-emptive attack on Afghanistan?
Has this been forgotten? We bombed the hell out of a country which
had not attacked us. We promised to rebuild it. What is happening
there now?
- By the way,
has it ever been proven that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for
the 9/11 attacks?
- What about
the detainees at Guantanamo Bay, and the illegal incarceration of
thousands of people of Middle Eastern descent - including American
citizens! - held without charges indefinitely in our prisons, in
the wake of 9/11? When will these people be released, or at least
given a fair trial?
I don't want
to rant on forever, or bore you. My point is that Bush and his administration
have a track record of lies and illegal, immoral actions. They are
not advocates of democracy, nor American citizens in the true sense
of the word. Part of our problem is that they seem to be capable
of so much evil that what they've done earlier is forgotten as each
new atrocity unfolds. Well, I'm not forgetting, and I hope you won't
either. Bush and his people must be brought to task and punished
for what they've done. Remember how the entire term of the Clinton
admninstration was wasted dealing with the Monica Lewinsky business?
We have far more important issues at hand here, surely we can show
that kind of dogged determination to pursue them to their just conclusion.
Let's not shirk our duty to justice.
6/23/03
We're back from
The
Village at Squaw Valley, where we played Saturday June 21st
for the Celtic
Solstice Celebration. Avalon
Rising played, as well as Celtic pianist Pamela
Swan, cute-as-a-button teenage Classical/Celtic trio
Emerald Mist, the notorious Bruno band and Pipe &
Bowl Morris dancers, and harpist Chris Caswell. Special
thanks to our departing drummer Kevin Fanning and The Village's
Mark Appel for organizing the event. Weather was great, and
a moderate but enthusiastic crowd mostly stayed til the end.
6/17/03
What's New
Wednesday evening,
June 18th, 6 - 9pm, Deirdre McCarthy and I will make an on-air
appearance on KFOK-FM
95.1 in Georgetown, CA. We'll be talking with DJ Steve
Meadows on his show Meadow's Road and playing new mixes
from the upcoming Avalon
Rising album, Storming Heaven. As well as
being my domestic partner, Deirdre is a former member of
Avalon Rising, performing on vocals and percussion on their
first release. She'll also be joining us onstage tomorrow night
at Constable
Jack's, as well as the following Saturday up in Willits
at the Shanachie Pub.
Deirdre, Cat
Taylor and I have also been recording music for an upcoming
LucasArts computer game release called Sons of Einstein.
The game will have a Celtic theme.
6/9/03
Special thanks
to the wonderful, helpful staff of the Hyatt Regency Resort
at Incline Village, Lake Tahoe. Everyone at Cutthroat's Saloon
was friendly and accomodating during our Friday and Saturday night
shows. Thanks also to local resident and musician Jeff Jones
who was the agent for the gig.
6/4/03
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Miscellaneous
Ramblings |
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Here's
a picture of me taken last year while playing with the Claddagh
Band at The Rose in Santa Rosa. Note the mic stand;
I had forgotten to bring one, and this Panasonic Heavy Duty
PLUS vacuum cleaner was just the right height. I even plugged
it in and took a few vacuum solos.
And no,
you're not seeing double. Next to me is my doppelganger, bassist
extraordinaire Scott Beynon. |
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As some
of you may know, I have recently relocated from rustic, cozy
Crockett in the East Bay to my paramour Deirdre's
abode in cosmopolitan San Francisco. We're in the Richmond
district, a mile or so from the Golden Gate bridge. Here's
the view from our second floor back porch. We're also 1/2
a block from Golden Gate Park, where I'm really enjoying midday
bike rides down to the Pacific Ocean. |
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Here's
the picture I'd put up if I wanted to cheat and make you think
we lived closer... |
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This
is the view of the Marin Headlands from our front window.
It really gives me a sense of worldliness, to see evidence
of the bones of the Earth, of our continent reaching West
into the big blue abyss of the Ocean. |
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6/01/03
5/13/03
Well, these
are exciting times in the music world. Joel Selvin recently
wrote an article claiming that: "After more than a quarter-century
of being one of the centers of the pop music world, the famous San
Francisco scene has crumbled." You can read it at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/05/05/DD258809.DTL
. This premise raised the hackles of a lot of us participants in
said scene, including local composer/producer/engineer Kent Sparling,
who set out to compile a list of local musicians who are still very
much alive and making the scene. You can visit Kent's site at http://www.jicamasalad.net/pages/community.html.
Kent says:
"Dear Bay
Area Musician Friends:
I must take
exception to [Joel
Selvin's] premise.
Yes times are
hard:
Big name local
bands have moved away, turning their backs on the scene
that nourished them. Local radio is owned and operated by the state
of Texas, and is not interested in what you or I have to play. Hit
producers of yesteryear have had to move South in search of two
days of remixing the new Shania Twain single. Big fancy expensive
studios have had to close their doors, since the mass of unsigned
local talent can't afford to record on anything but Protools. Bay
Area audiences are confused by a wealth of entertainment options
- Tivo, the Internet, or the Metreon, and so forget to leave the
house to see live music.
But my ire is
raised at the suggestion that there is no longer a sense
of community amongst local Bay Area musician's - that we no longer
know of each other, or listen to and support each other, go out
and see each other's show, buy and trade CDs, play songs on radio
shows, sit in with each other, and record, produce and promote with
and for each other. I completely disagree. I have been playing music
in the Bay Area scene
since high school in the early 1980's, and I'm in contact with more
great, talented local musicians today than I ever have been. And
many
of those folks are yourselves.
So my thought
is that we circulate this email amongst our very real
community, quickly within the next day or so; add your name to the
top
of the list, forward it to your musician friends, and send me a
copy.
We'll drop Mr. Selvin a copy of the email and give him a sense of
what
kind of vibrant, creative, dedicated music community actually exists
in
the Bay Area today. Then maybe he'll come out and see some live
local
music. After all, a strong local music scene needs dedicated support
from local club owners, writers and reviewers, deejays, promoters,
booking agents, and the concert going and record buying public.
We are
here, and we'd love to have them all join us! The reports of our
demise
are, once again, great exaggerated."
Here's what
I wrote to Kent:
"Kent,
I couldn't agree with you more. I've been a professional musician
in the Bay Area since about 1984; I also grew up here, and was attracted
to being a musician by attending shows by Elvin Bishop, Boz Skaggs,
the Sons of Champlin, the Grateful Dead, Commander Cody, Lamb, etc.
at Winterland and the Carousel Ballroom. While it's true that the
BA music scene is changing, I think that's a normal, healthy
thing, given changes in the economy, the radio scene, the recording
industry, and the technology of recording.
There's a common
misperception that Selvin buys into: that lack of visibility on
major media outlets (KFOG, Alice, etc.) and lack of corporate-sponsored
"Top Ten" placement equals lack of creative, original
artists. I've never had a "record label deal", and never
expect to have one, but that doesn't mean that I haven't been busy
gigging my ass off playing, recording and writing music. It really
kind of raises my hackles to hear this kind of whining over and
over again, especially since I've never seen Joel Selvin at ANY
of my shows, ever. And how can Gary Tighe complain that there are
not enough bands to headline at the Catalyst, when I've left literally
dozens of phone messages for him, none of which he has had the courtesy
to answer? I'm baffled as well as frustrated by such statements.
I also feel
that attitudes such as Selvin's and Tighe's do "unknown"
working musicians such as me and my friends a disservice, by negating
the success we do have by somehow saying it's not legitimate because
they've never heard of us. Get your head out of office once in a
while, ferchris'sake!
I for one am
happy about the ProTools revolution; I have recently recorded two
albums in two different studios owned by extremely capable engineers
who use ProTools or MOTU Digital Performer. One recorded on Studer
2" and dumped down to ProTools for mixing; the other recorded
directly onto DP; both were consummate professionals who made recording
a pleasure and delivered a high quality finished product. My point
is that both of these studios had affordable rates that were probably
at least partially made possible by the digital recording revolution.
How is it not healthy to the BA music scene for an artist to now
be able to make an album for $10,000 instead of $50,000? Am I really
sad that a studio I would probably never be able to afford to record
in has gone under?
I think we've
all been conditioned by the experience of the 60s and bands like
The Beatles and the San Francisco psychedelic rockers to equate
success with radio airplay and commercial visibility. Artists who
truly buy into this vision are the ones who move to LA, where one
can trade quality of life and cultural richness for commercial success
with the big companies. There's nothing wrong with this, but I for
one will not be moving to LA in this lifetime. I love living in
the Bay Area, and I love the community of musicians I play and associate
with here. In my own mind I'm successful, and my landlord thinks
so too. And I have an aura of fame that sometimes extends up to
30 feet around me! I'll respect Mr. Selvin's opinion more the next
time I see his face at The Starry Plough, or The Bistro in Hayward,
or Ireland's 32."
4/26/03
New Releases
I'm pleased to announce the release of a new album and the reissue
of an old classic, both featuring your roving guitarist/multi-instrumentalist
Mark Ungar!
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Remencier
by Laurie Chastain
"Rad Trad: Fiddle tunes, new songs & old ballads"
A brand
spankin' new solo album from fiddler/vocalist Laurie Chastain,
featuring percussion and vocals from my partner Deirdre
McCarthy, as well as funky guitar and vocals from John
Havard. |
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I especially
like Galanica, a Judeo-Spanish ballad from the
12th century, with its smoldering middle taxim, where John
and I trade solos on mandocello, accordion and Laurie's grandmother's
100-year-old nylon-string Martin. And while Laurie was out
getting coffee, we snuck in some Gypsy hand-clapping. There
are plenty of other good tracks, including 3 original songs,
a gorgeous rendition of the jazz standard Angel Eyes,
and several sets of traditional Scottish and Irish dances
tunes, all of which are played at the right tempo for dancing.
This cd is available exclusively from Shambala Booksellers
in Berkeley - 2482 Telegraph Ave. (at Dwight). (510) 848-8443.
Open 7 days a week, 11:00 am - 8:00 pm, featuring:
Eastern & Western Religious Traditions, Jungian Psychology,
Acupuncture, Bodywork, Astrology, Wiccan, Magic.
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Last night
while at the Plough and Stars on Clement St. listening
to a great set by Irish fiddler Maeve Donnelly accompanied
by brilliant local guitarist Steve Baughman, I ran into
old pal and musical partner Kyle Thayer. He and I recorded
an album called Rainshadow back in 1993, and he's now
re-mixed it and re-released it on cd. |
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It features Kyle on octave mandolin, playing several
original and traditional Celtic instrumental tunes, accompanied
by myself on guitar as well as Scott Thunes on double
bass, John Rothfield and Heather Alexander
on fiddles, John Pederson on uillean pipes, and Leo
Desrochers on bones. The remix is a marked improvement over
the original cassette release, and I'm happy to say the album
has stood up well over time - it should appeal to anyone who
digs lush instrumental sounds in the Celtic folk vein. It's
available from Watershed Productions, 200 Gate Five Road, Suite
212, Sausalito, CA 94965. Contact Kyle by email at kthayer@saber.net. |
4/20/03
Yesterday was,
as usual, a stunningly lovely day down at The San Gregorio General
Store, owner George Cattermole's bastion of great music, tasty
Bloody Marys, and compassionate liberal politics. The Rusticators
finished their early set of original folky country songs and cleared
the stage for The Claddagh Band. Drummer par excellence Jerry
Harrington sat in and brought the proceedings to the next level.
During breaks, out back at the Love Shack, your guitarist played
with black dogs Nico and Chip.
Then it was
on to Hayward for a half-evening at The Bistro with Avalon
Rising. Thanks to all our fans who responded to the earlier
scheduling of our set. The band raced through an energetic set,
then cleared the way for The Light Brigade, featuring a guitarist
well-steeped in Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, and Hendrix. Special thanks
to bartender Graham, who heroically dealt with two bands
instead of one, and graciously fulfilled our every need in the drink
department. Sorry about taking off with the key to the side door,
Graham!
4/16/03
TWO FOR ONE
AT BISTRO, THIS SAT. APR. 19.
These things happen - everyone makes mistakes; sometimes the material
of the brain gets spread too thin. That's what happened to Victor,
genial proprietor and booker of beautiful downtown Hayward's The
Bistro. He accidentally booked The Light Brigade the
same night as Avalon Rising. His memory loss is your gain!
This Saturday, April 19th get TWO BANDS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!
Come on down to The Bistro, 1001 B Street, Hayward, California,
510-886-8525. Because of the mix-up, Avalon Rising will
start early, possibly as early as 7:30 if we can get it together
that soon, and end at 9:30. The Light Brigade purportedly
plays Trip-Pop - Jimi Hendrix meets John Lennon.
The Bistro
is a friendly, funky establishment where the elite meet to enjoy
great music, microbrews and good wine, and espresso specialties.
There is no cover.
4/14/03
Thanks to everyone
who came out to hear Avalon Rising at The Dog's Bollix Sunday afternoon.
I haven't been in the place since it was the Ha-Ha a Go-Go many
years ago. Special thanks to owners Pete and Jackie for their wonderful
hospitality.
4/10/03
Special thanks
to Constable
Jack's in Newcastle, California for a great time last night!
It was great to play on a large professional stage, and the bayou
backdrop, complete with shack with lit-up windows, was wonderful.
As were the assorted faux vines and creepers hanging from the ceiling,
as well as various bodies... The alligator was tasty, too! Avalon
Rising is looking forward to returning on a Thursday night in a
couple of months. Thanks as well to all 27 people who came to the
show and were very supportive and attentive.
Many thanks
as well to Jenny Michael of KVMR
- FM in Nevada City, who graciously interviewed us and had
us play live on her show, the afternoon drive-time Music Magazine.
She took it right in stride when Cat, Kevin and I breezed in the
door precisely at air-time, due to a major accident earlier on Hwy.
80 west of Sacramento.
4/8/03
Thanks to all the folks who came out for the Avalon Rising show
at the Shanachie Pub in Willits last Saturday night...We had a great
time, and are looking forward to returning in May or June.
We've got a
full week of interviews and performances coming up; check it all
out on the sidebar to the right.
4/01/03
Do you believe
the polls? I've never ever been polled on my rating of the president's
performance. No one I know has. Statistics, of course, can be used
to support any point of view -- it all depends on what questions
you ask. For a great example of biased polling, visit http://www.msnbc.com/modules/exports/ct_email.asp?/news/893087.asp
After taking
that poll, I decided to make up one of my own. Here are some sample
questions:
3/31/03
Avalon Rising's
1st Tour Date A Smash Success
Why? Well, mainly because we say it was. No really, though, we had
a great time in Fort Bragg, at the 200
Oak Club. One couldn't have asked for a more gorgeous day,
and the drive up, through the magnificent redwoods along Hwy 128,
is always one of my favorites. Our gracious host, Charles "don't
call me Chuck but everyone always does" Peavey, showed drummer
Kevin and I to a beautiful meadow on his property overlooking the
Noyo River, where I set my tent and we gathered firewood for later
that night.
Apparently either
the invasion or the economy is keeping the Fort Bragg residents
at home at night, because they stayed away in droves. Many thanks
to those who did show up, including J.P., Mickey and Beth, Ron,
and approximately 5 others. And thanks to the regular who tossed
5 joints on the CD table! Tatiana, Chuck's (oops, I mean Charles')
daughter, ran sound for the first time -- she did a great job mixing
her first band, and with 22 instruments onstage and a total of 108
strings, we're not easy! Aside from a few technical difficulties
in the guitar camp, we played well and rocked the house. All in
all it was a good opening night for our Spring Tour 2003,
celebrating the release of Storming Heaven, our new
album, which is almost done.
After the show,
the 2 ladies went to bed in the motel, while the 3 guys gathered
'round the campfire for post-mortem male bonding and gas-release.
Eventually morning came, and with it a magnificent organic breakfast
at Cafe One, 753 N. Main, one of the few exceptions to the
rule that you can't get good pancakes and good coffee at the same
place. Then north a couple of miles to MacKerricher State Park,
where we waded in the intensely blue ocean and watched a seal.
We're hoping
to see more people at our show next Saturday night at the Shanachie
Pub, 50B South Main St., in Willits. The place is a little hard
to spot; it's mostly located back from the street; the front door
is between the Stamp Shoppe and the Purple Thistle. There's a beautiful
sign, which is neatly covered by a tree. If you get lost, call them
at 707-459-9194.
3/27/03
OK, here's the
deal in a nutshell:
I don't believe in God. I don't believe that there is any inherent
meaning, morality, or ethics built-in to the Universe. We humans
are animals, and do not have destinies, fates, previous lives, or
lives beyond the grave. But we do seem to have consciousness, and
as beings of consciousness, we love to create or "find"
meaning in the events and things around us. More than that, this
meaning-making seems to be essential to our happiness.
So be it, then!
Let's make meaning. Let's start by treating others the way we ourselves
enjoy being treated. Where there is nothing but Nature, "red
in tooth and claw", let us create Civilization, using the made-up,
fictitious tools of compassion, nobility and kindness.
There is no
natural law requiring humans to make a beautiful, pleasant life
for ourselves. Let's do it anyway. It's a choice. It doesn't
take a genius to realize: life is better that way.
It grieves and
angers me to see Bush Jr. & Co. acting like poster children
for cruelty, greed and arrogance. Under the cynical euphemism of
"liberating" the Iraqi people - a service that was never
requested - they have launched a hostile invasion in the name of
millions of Americans who do not support it. As I listened to the
meeting of the U.N. Security Council this morning, I was reassured
to hear that most of the representatives seem to agree with me.
Bottom line:
Bush is out of control. If he's not actually insane, he is at the
very least very, very stupid, greedy, and arrogant. He does not
represent the people of this country. He is waging an illegal, undeclared
war of aggression. Let's begin impeachment proceedings now.
3-25-03
This
article by British journalist John Pilger expresses much
more eloquently than I can that Bush, Blair and their collaborators
have the blood of children on their hands...
3-24-03
"President"
Bush: If you want to go to war, be my guest: go to war yourself.
Or send your daughters. But don't do it in my name.
Bravo to Oscar-winner
Michael Moore (Best Documentary, Bowling For Columbine),
whose final comments regarding Bush from the mic were: "When
you've got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, you're going
to lose!"
3-20-03
Have you ever been ashamed of your companions or family? Once I
had the opportunity to tour Germany for a month with a folk group.
A member had quit on short notice, having been unable to stand working
with the leader for another minute. I very soon came to understand
why; Jim (his real name) was one of the most self-centered, stupid,
socially clueless people I've ever had the misfortune to work for
or with. As we traveled through Germany, we stayed at a variety
of places, including private lodging houses, hostels, sometimes
with friends of the group who hosted us in their own homes, and
we were unfailingly shown the most gracious of hospitality. On dozens
of occasions I wished I were carrying cards, cards that could be
discretely slipped to whomever it was Jim had just offended, cards
which would read:
"Please
accept my fervent apologies on behalf of my idiot friend. He's probably
so dumb he doesn't even realize that what he has just said or done
is extremely rude and offensive. I sincerely hope that you won't
form an opinion of all Americans based on his behavior. It was a
mistake for me to associate with him, and I'm going to kill him
when we get home. Please send a bill for the damages."
I wish today
that I could give such a card to the people of Iraq and the rest
of the world. I am horrified by America's unprovoked invasion of
Iraq. I am beyond ashamed that I and my fellow citizens have somehow
allowed George W. Bush to become "President", and that
he is apparently beyond control.
This invasion
must STOP. No one I know is in favor of it. By instigating this
unprovoked attack on the people of Iraq, Bush has lowered himself
to the level of the 9/11 conspirators. There is no connection
between the 9/11 attacks and Saddam Hussein; there is every connection
between this attack and the Bush tribe's desire to control the flow
of oil to rest of the world and to garner huge contracts for their
corporate friends.
I did not vote
for Bush, nor was he ever legally elected. He did not assume office
with a mandate from the people of America, nor does he represent
them now, especially not in these actions.
This morning's
bombings began in hopes of hitting a "target of opportunity"
- namely Hussein and his top-level staffers - in a "decapitation
strike". In all fairness to the innocents that are dying even
now - isn't there some way we could have one of those here? Bush
has arguably become the most dangerous man in America's history;
he has, through this one act of evil, placed incalculable numbers
of lives at risk, both at home and abroad. He and his Gang of Evil
- Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, etc. - do not represent America's interests
or America's people, and are presently engaged in alienating our
former supporters in the world community and antagonizing the Muslim
and Iraqi world.
THIS UNPROVOKED
WAR MUST STOP. BUSH AND HIS CABINET MUST BE REMOVED FROM POWER.
Let's begin impeachment proceedings NOW.
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