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This week, I built a 7' x 9' frame for ad agency Gauger & Associates. They supplied me with a conceptual drawing, which called for an unsupported rectangle of square profile tubes mounted on a base. The original concept was to be 9' high and 11' wide! This frame was to be strung with 27 vertical strings (fishline or piano wire), on which would be strung, like beads, 763 ice-cream pint boxes. These would form a mosaic of the client company's logo, which resembles an asterisk. So basically, they were asking me to build a harp: an open frame with strings under tension. Oh yeah: it alll had to be able to be disassembled, with no piece longer than 4 feet!

As any musician knows, the strings on a harp (or for that matter, a guitar) generate several hundred pounds of pull and torque on their framework. That's why, in a piano, the framework on which the piano wire is strung is made of cast steel! A frame such as the conceptual design called for would need to be constructed of steel, a medium I don't work in. Wood would also have worked, but I would have needed to invent some method of joining shorter pieces together into longer lengths that would still retain a longer piece's rigidity.

I compromised by using 1 1/2" black ABS plumbing pipe, which would have the advantages of being elegantly black, relatively cheap, and light. I still faced the problem of the string tension warping and deforming the rectangular shape.

My friend Brad suggested doubling the rectangle for strength, which turned out to be a Great Idea. Then I added a shallow triangular easel shape in the rear to maintain an upright posture. T-junctions provided a great deal of structural strength. I connected these with short pieces of pipe as couplers, and glued as many joints as possible while still allowing the whole structure to be disassembled. For temporary joints, I used nails as removable pins.

All in all, it was well-received by the client, LaLoo's Goat's Milk Ice Cream. If you'd like to see the display, simply attend the Natural Products Expo West, Thu Mar 5 – Sun Mar 8 at the Anaheim Convention Center. If that's too far to go, you can go to LaLoo's site at http://www.goatmilkicecream.com/ to find out where you can try their ice cream. So far, I've tried the Black Mission Fig and Strawberry Darling varieties, both of which I really liked but Deirdre did not...goat's milk is not for everyone, shall we say. 

the frame that ate Richmond Annex

 

October 10th, 2008

Back in the Before-Time – October 20th, 1986, to be exact – the Celtic-o-delic rock band Tempest first took the stage at the Starry Plough. Seated behind the drums then was a handsome, amiable fellow named Adolfo Lazo. Almost 25 years later, Adolfo is still behind Tempest’s drum kit. But recently I was surprised to learn that Adolfo has his own budding career as a singer and frontman. His new album is called On Tape, and features a group of all new original songs that remind me of David Byrne and Joe Jackson yet are unique in their own special way. Adolfo has a way with simple yet witty lyrics and melodies – I burst out laughing the first time I spun the album, at lines like: “Did your head come with your body? It doesn’t look like it did” (from “Morgan”).

Adolfo Lazo - On Tape (cd cover)

 

The Adolfo Lazo Band will kick off a series of gigs promoting On Tape with a “Triple-A Night of Entertainment”, October 24, 2008, at McGrath’s in Alameda. Also in the lineup are Axis of Blues and Avalon Rising. By sheer coincidence, I happen to play with all three of the bands – wow, what are the odds?! (I better bring a stool). In the opening slot, the Adolfo Lazo band features Adolfo on vocals and guitar, Dave Halverson on lead guitar, Neal Roston on keyboards, Tempest’s fabulous bassist Damien Gonzalez on drums, and me, Mark Ungar on bass.

 

Axis of Blues is my own new project, featuring the amazing Robert Hill on vocals, guitar, bass and sometimes fiddle and mandolin, as well as Kristoph Klover on vocals, guitar and bass, Scott Irwin on drums and vocals, and – surprise! – me, Mark Ungar on vocals, guitar and bass. We play blues, folk, psychedelic rock, and whatever else we feel like, with a deep-roots feel.

 

Avalon Rising is the Bay Area’s premier Celtic and Medieval prog-rock band, currently celebrating our 15th year! We’re pleased to be headlining this cool show in a nice neighborhood bar we’ve been meaning to get to for a long time.

 

WHEN, WHERE and HOW MUCH:

  • ·   8:00pm, October 24th, 2008
  • ·   McGrath's Irish Pub, 1539 Lincoln Avenue, Alameda, CA 94501
    Click to http://tinyurl.com/3lohjh for a map and driving directions.
  • ·   Cover: only $5.00 !

 

Check out the Adolfo Lazo band online at http://cdbaby.com/cd/adolfolazo2

Check out Axis of Blues online at http://www.axisofblues.com

Check out Avalon Rising online at http://www.avalonrising.com

 

July 7th, 2008

August 1st, 2nd, 8th, and 9th: Kelly McCubbin’s Golden Hour of Radio - 8pm at The Exit Theater, San Francisco

That’s right – I’m starring (ok, matter of opinion) in a brilliant new play called Kelly McCubbin’s Golden Hour of Radio! (or: the Ukeapocalypse Radio Hour). I’ll be playing “beleaguered announcer” Murray, as well as Risk Management Specialist Endrin Smyzel. The cast is a tremendously talented group, some of whom you know already, the rest of which you should.

This original play, penned by local writers including Rey Zegri and Chad McComber (of Single Entendre fame),  features the hilarious misadventures of a dysfunctional contemporary radio theater company. The second half features an “On Air” performance of an original sci-fi radio script! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss 15 bucks goodbye!

Save the Dates Now! There will be 4 performances only!

August 1st, 2nd, 8th, and 9th! (For you laymen, that’s the first couple of Friday and Saturday nights in August.)

Where?

The Exit Theater
156 Eddy Street, San Francisco, CA
Tickets $15 and $10

For tickets and more information, go to:
Penny Dreadful Theatricals presents... The Ukeapocalypse Radio Hour

I hope to see all of you there!

In other News…

Avalon Rising Celt-ebrates 15 Years on the Boards!

Hey! Happy 15th Anniversary to us!

Join us at THE BISTRO

SATURDAY, JULY 19TH

1001 B Street, Hayward

(510) 886-8525

http://www.the-bistro.com/

9:00 * Free

There might be cake! OK, there will be cake. We're bringing it.

Back in the Stone Age -- 15 years ago -- just after the monkeys stopped throwing things at obelisks, there arose out of the ground a great Celtic rock band, and barely to be heard over the chanting of the Druids, was the band name, "Avalon Rising." (As good a creation myth as any.) At one point, there were other people in the band. Now there are these people in the band. Go figure. Step with us --- into the future! Will there be flying cars? No, only us, just like we are today, only it'll be the 19th. Amazing! Astounding! Good thing there's going to be cake.

Come on down and join us in a toast to 15 years of Celtic rock!

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Avalon Rising

 http://www.avalonrising.com   

(510) 569-0437

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Saturday, August 23rd: The Petaluma Fall BBQ and Benefit Concert, featuring Axis of Blues!

The BBQ and Concert presentation is an outreach program by the Petaluma Salvation Army to let the people of Petaluma know what resources they have in their hometown. Participating organizations will be made up of a collection of Petaluma grass roots social service groups. Highlights include:

  • ·    Tours of the soon to be built Community Resource Center
  • ·    A Chicken BBQ with all the trimmings
  • ·    Activities for the kids
  • ·    booths for information for disaster preparedness
  • ·    a dunk tank with the local fireman and police alternating shifts, with the money going to the charity of their choice
  • ·    Art exhibit
  • ·    Free snow cones, cotton candy and popcorn for the kids and much more

…all topped off of course with great music!

Money raised will go to building a Salvation Army Disaster Relief Center on the site.

The event will run from 12:00 to 4:00 at the Petaluma Salvation Army campus on McDowell Blvd., on Saturday, August 23rd, 12:00 to 4:00. It’s a day for the whole family!

Axis of Blues, featuring Scott Irwin on drums, Robert Hill on guitar, and Mark Ungar on bass will play from 2 – 2:45pm.March 10th, 2008 - 12:08 pm

I've got some new performances coming up, starting tonight:

Monday, March 10th:
Silo @ Central Perk
- 7:30-ish
10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA  94530 (corner of Central & San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
Dane Miller and I return to my local haunt, Central Perk Cafe. This is a great room for acoustic music, as well as a good informal setting to explore new material in the traditional folk vein. My favorite sport is heckling the laptop users until they either crack up or cry...Come on down, get a beverage, and see whether I remember any jokes. No cover!

Friday, March 14th, 7 - 9 pm: Axis of Blues acoustic duo @ Eclectix.
Eclectix presents In The Gallery: "Altarations": Art Altars, Boxes & Related Images. Eclectix is located at 7523 Fairmount Avenue.El Cerrito, CA 94530. Eclectix is a marvelous store, full of toys, delights and art for adults and possibly even children. If your tastes runs towards Boxing Nun puppets, kitschy album covers and fantastic art from local artists, go directly to Eclectix!. Or at least drop by this Friday night, when Robert HIll and I will hold forth acoustically in the mezzanine. Wine, cheeze, and witty conversation will abound, I assure you. No cover!

February 22nd, 2008 - 11:40am
Happy Birthday Mnoopie!

Thursday, March 6th: Axis of Blues @ Central Perk - 7:30 or so10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA  94530 (corner of Central & San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
Remember the Cavern Club, back in Liverpool, where The Beatles started out? It was a tiny little place, below street level, and as you came down the stairs you’d pass by the left side of the stage. Well, Central Perk is nothing like that, not at all. It’s a remarkably clean, large place with a cathedral ceiling, filled to the gills with vintage pop artifacts where you can get coffee, drinks and food…you really have to see it. But one thing it does have in common with the Cavern Club is that you can catch a major act there before they’re big. That act would be Axis of Blues, now having expanded to a 4-piece, including the redoubtable Scott Irwin on Drums and Vocals and the squirrelerrific Kristoph Klover on Electric Guitar and Vocals, as well as founders Robert Hill (guitar, vocals) and Mark Ungar (bass, vocals). We’ll be doing some of the Blues and R&B that we love (Baby Don’t You Do It, Ain’t Got You, Your Cash Ain’t Nothin’ But Trash), as well as some Originals (Love On The Rocks, Cry Now Baby) and some Folk and Miscellanea from the Wayback Machine.  

The Origins of Axis of Blues
Once upon a time, a tidal wave of rock and blues rolled across the Atlantic, breaking upon England, then rolling back, amplified, to engulf America and ultimately change music forever. Four young lads, irrevocably changed by this experience, made a pilgrimage to the seedy part of town to seek out local blues guru “Smelly” Jim Fnortner. “Tell us how to rock,” they begged – “Show us the path of soul!” Smelly Jim took a drag on his cigarette and looked reflective, his weary bloodshot eyes showing the toll of a lifetime of hard living. “Boys,” he began, “here’zh da shecrit…you gots to jus’ nah-ha-ha-huh-hugh-hack-hack-harrgh, huh, huh, know what I mean?” Spitting the results of his mid-sentence hacking fit into a tin can, he peered rheumily at the boys, who agreed they knew what he meant, though really having no idea at all.

Flash forward 40 years. In the dead of night (3:30, maybe 4 am), each of our lads, now grown up,  simultaneously wake from a dream in which Smelly Jim’s words are suddenly intelligible. Jim had said: “Ya gots to just keep on doin’ it. After a while it starts to sink in, ya know what I mean?” And they realized that they did know what he had meant long ago, because they had just kept at it, and by god, it had started to sink in! Reaching for their instruments, they raised them aloft and vowed to just keep on playing!

You can catch Axis of Blues, just keepin’ on doin’ it at Central Perk, Thursday, March 6th.

Monday, March 10th: Silo @ Central Perk - 7:30-ish
10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA  94530 (corner of Central & San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.
The Silo – time was, almost every farm had one, not to mention the huge ones at the grain depot down by the railroad tracks. Used to store grain and feed, these mute monoliths are slowly fading from our once-agrarian landscape as the family farm becomes a relic of the past. Musically, Silo celebrates and conserves our rural musical heritage, breathing fresh vitality into traditional folk tunes from America, Ireland and Scotland.  

Silo was born in the summer of 2007 when grizzled veteran of the local Celtic scene Mark Ungar (acoustic and 12-string guitars, mandocello, vocal and upright bass) teamed up with Nebraskan Dane Miller, a young fiddle virtuoso with a extensive knowledge of Old-Time, Appalachian and Bluegrass source material. Together, they’ve begun to explore a compelling repertoire that ranges from irresistible foot-tappers to haunting ballads. 

Recently, they’ve added Marin native Brian Lamoreaux (banjo, guitar, and vocals), from the locally notorious duo Wagon. They hope to glean further personnel from other bands named after one-word, farm-related items. Calling all members of Plow…?

You can catch Silo on Monday, March 10th, at Central Perk.

Saturday, March 15th, 9:30pm: Avalon Rising @ Schelly's Bar
15001 Farnsworth St., San Leandro, CA 94579 (510) 351-1222 This is our big St. Paddy’s Day Weekend Party, so get green and be seen!

Monday, March 17th - 5:30 – 7:30 pm:
St. Paddy’s Day! Homeland Security Alert Level Emerald!!
Silo @ AJ’s Sports Pub & Grill

4633 Clayton Road, Concord, CA 94521 - 925-459-0574 http://www.ajsportspub.com/
At the site of the former Mr. Pickwick’s. Now featuring Peruvian food!

Saturday, March 22nd, 2 pm or so:
Avalon Rising @ The San Francisco Celtic Festival

Oakland Veteran's Hall, 200 Grand Avenue, Oakland, CA (650) 326-6265 http://www.pway.com/SanFranciscoCelticFestival/index.html  

Thursday, March 27th, half-past-7-ish: Axis of Blues @ Central Perk 10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA  94530 (corner of Central & San Pablo) (631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.

 

To read more ramblings and rants, visit the Archives Page.

 

 

December 20th, 2007 - 10:24am
So, I'm here at home cooking Christmas dinner because I won't have any time over the weekend. It's our 2nd Christmas here in our little house, but the first one we've hosted a gathering. It'll be the in-or-outlaws - hi Kevin and Lise! plus D's Mom and friend Steve, so 6 in all. I'm cooking the dinner on my 1944 Wedgewood stove, which is the real reason we bought this house. 11When we moved in, we spent three days and completely stripped down and cleaned and fixed it up, so it's in wonderful shape. During the making of this dinner, we'll be using almost all of its features, including

  • the oven
  • the famous "back burners"
  • the grill

So, heads up Kevin - here's the progress report on your dinner! Stay by my side as we wend our way through the intricacies of creating this traditional American feast.

I started by roasting the potatoes, both sweet and Russet, for their respective dishes, Mashed Potatoes and Sweet Potatoes. For good flavor, we're starting out with organic ones.

Already, Potatoes have become a "learning experience"! The local natural food grocery has sweet potatoes on special, with 4 varieties all priced the same. I, in my Adventurous Chef identity, of course bought some of each.There was one kind that looked especially exotic; very twisty, with lots of eyes and a deep purple skin. After washing and paring, they were a near-white. After baking, it was clear they would not work in the dish -- their outside formed a new leathery skin, while their inside proved uncooperative to mashing.

They did taste good, however, but more like a plantain banana than something you'd want alongside the Jewel yams underneath the marshmallows. Here's a picture of one after baking:

Pretty unappetizing, eh? It's proved to be a good snack, but their absence from the dish means I have to go shopping again and get some Jewel yams to make up the shortfall


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I also overbought on the Russets, so we'll be eating on those tonight to make room for all the great stuff that still needs to go into them - butter, cream, etc. Here's what the mashed potatoes look like now, in their protoean, unalloyed state:

I'm a big fan of the bad boy of cooking, Tony Bourdain. His recent Christmas show was amusing as usual, and different in that there was some actual footage of Tony cooking. One of his big admonitions for home cooks is to make your own stock for that professional chef flavor. He actually showed how to do it (almost), so I re-watched the episode and took notes. I started by roasting (at 450) a chicken carcass and some vegetables, with a little tomato paste

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chestnuts and pot I also roasted a load of chestnuts for the stuffing at the same time. Because of the demand on the stove's BTU-producing abilities, everything took longer, but eventually we got some good roastage happening.
Next, I put the roasted bones and vegs into a 12-quart stock pot and filled to the top with cold water, adding a couple of bay leaves and some fresh thyme, and simmered. 1
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I let it continue to simmer overnight. This morning I strained it, put it in a clean pot, and added some red wine and shallots. The wine, a Bear's Lair 2003 Merlot, was chosen the way I choose most any wine, by some combination of attractive label, name and/or price. This was $2.99, and is actually quite drinkable.

Here are the wine and the shallots eyeing each other.

xmas dinner
xmas dinner Here they are again, having just gone into the stock. Next comes the process of reduction, allowing the water to evaporate and the flavors to concentrate. It's starting to taste pretty good! The wine was a good idea.

 

12:20pm - The liquid level is noticeably lower, and scum accumulates on the surface, which I've been skimming off. I've increased the flame slightly over this level for the reduction process:

xmas dinner
chestnuts Peeling the chestnuts proved to be the most labor-intensive chore thus far. Here's my peeling setup on my office table last night. Note the drab, prison-like lighting and the large job that still lies ahead.

 

As a Midwesterner, Jello salad was often a part of big meals, especially on my mother's side of the family, which was from Missouri. I'm adding a gratuitous Jello salad to our meal, and have gotten a start on it here with this raspberry with coconut and pineapple version. I'm thinking of topping with a layer of tapioca.

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4:21pm
Just got back from shopping, and I reckon this here stock is done! Huh - that rude ol' Tony was right. Look into the murky depths and drool. Say Amen! This stuff is packed with flavor. You'll be meeting it later in your gravy and stuffing, Allah be praised!
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I have to run off now and pick up my green coffee beans from Sweet Maria's, in case the apocalypse hits over the weekend. And not to forget those yams!

 

December 12th, 2007 - 10:14am
There is one more weekend of Dickens Fair left before it closes forever (for 2007)! Just to be formal about it:

The Great Dickens Christmas Fair
at The Cow Palace (enter Gate 5)
Parking (charged by the Palace): $10

This year's Fair has been quite enjoyable for me. This is our 8th year in the present venue, and gradually our crew has become better and better until we are now a smooth-running, well-oiled machine. (Especially the well-oiled part, anyway).

Pirates of Penzance is back at the V&A Theatre after a two-year hiatus, and is better than ever - last Sunday's performance was absolutely stellar. New pianist Barry has whipped the cast into shape - I'd pit them two falls out of three against any other local cast!

Naughty French Postcards returns for its third triumphant year, with a new script and some new talent, including the beautiful Deborah Doyle as Leticia. In a new and unexpected development, I find myself playing electric sitar for 3 of the Indian-themed tableaux! I've also been bending those same strings for J. Paul Moore's exotic magic show, seen twice daily at the Victoria & Albert Theatre and Bijou Music Hall (as are the other productions mentioned above).

I also appear daily playing with Siamsa, the Irish & Scottish dance group (appearing at Fezziwig's at 11:40 and 3:40), as well as with the Pipe & Bowl Morris Men (appearing at Mad Sal's at 12:30 and 3:30). How do I appear in two places at once? Come find out!

Bruno band
It's the Bruno Band - here featuring Jay Doane, Robert Hill, Brian Dallarmi, and Hava


December 7th, 2007

Silo @ Central Perk, Thu, Dec 13 -acoustic fiddle & guitar
Hey gang, the new duo Silo, featuring Dane Miller on fiddle and Mark Ungar on guitar, plays this coming Thursday, December 13th at the wonderfully quirky café/vintage modern artifacts museum and store Central Perk in El Cerrito. Silo goes back to the roots, with a repertoire steeped in Appalachian, Old-Time, Celtic and Bluegrass music. Bring a chicken - you'll want to pluck one! Showtime is 7:30 – come on down, hang out and get buzzed! Central Perk is located in the heart of El Cerrito, at the corner of Central and San Pablo Aves.

Silo @ Central Perk – Thursday, December 13th, 7:30pm to ?
10086 San Pablo Ave – El Cerrito, CA 94530
631-553-3841 • www.centralperkcoffee.net
Espresso • Cappuccinos • Sandwiches • Salads • Free Internet Access

 

October 24th, 2007

xmas dinner

The Starlight Circle Players Present:
The Samhain All Hallows Masquerade
2nd Annual Fundraiser Concert:

The Starlight Circle Players 2nd Annual Samhain Fundraiser will be held on November 3 at The Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists on the corner of Cedar & Bonita in Berkeley (directions are at www.bfuu.org).
A costume event full of music, good food, art, tarot, and more music! Our theme this year is "Ancestors" and there will be prizes for the best costumes in several categories, so dress up like your favorite ancestor – open to interpretation!
Featured bands include: Caliban, Sharon Knight & Winter, Fontain's M.U.S.E., Axis of Blues, Evelie Såles Delfino Posch & Mahal, Across the Pond, Teed Rockwell Hinustani Ragas, Tha BaySix, The Questionably Sane, and more!

Tickets on Sale October 1 at
Dark Carnival Books
3086 Claremont Ave.
Berkeley CA, 94706
510-654-7323

Ancient Ways Bookstore
4075 Telegraph Ave
(between 40th St & 41st St)
Oakland, CA 94609
(510) 653-3244

By mail: "Tickets" TSCP c/o 2998 Shasta Rd. Berkeley Ca 94708
And - November 3rd at the door: 1924 Cedar Street (at Bonita Avenue),
Berkeley (directions are at www.bfuu.org).
You can also call us at 510-647-5268 or send an email to
starlightcircleplayers@yahoo.com.

Volunteers are still needed in all areas, and there is still time to enter your art in the gallery show or to donate a raffle item. Please contact Lezlie at doclezlie@gmail.com.
You can call us at 510-647-5268 or send an email to
starlightcircleplayers@yahoo.com.

August 10th, 2007
In the Future, all businesses that move out of a building will take their damn signs with them when they go. For instance, Copeland's Sports in El Cerrito Plaza closed last year, yet their huge lighted signs are still there, misleading the public and wasting people's time and gas. In the Future, that won't happen, because corporations will not be allowed to have, on the one hand, the status of human personhood with the rights and privileges thereof, yet on the other hand none of the responsibilities of being a person, such as conscience and ethics.

...Just thought you'd like to know.

August 9th, 2007
In the Future...
In the Future, every restaurant, from McDonald's to Hometown Buffet, will have a pepper grinder filled with fresh peppercorns. Not decades-old pre-ground pepper and mouse droppings melange that is fortunately ground too large to fit through the holes in the top of the shaker anyway. Also, not tasteless grey dust. Just thought you'd like to know.

July 18th, 2007
Rental review: Mel Gibson's Apocalypto
The sweetie and I rented and watched Mel Gibson's Apocalypto the other night. If you haven't seen it, it's the movie Mel released last year, just about the time he was busy advising that Malibu cop who pulled him over for drunk driving that he'd destroy his career. Apocalypto is about Mayans, who apparently - thank God! - are not Jews, because you know (according to Mel) Jews are responsible for all the world's wars, and they also run the world by controlling its finances from their hidden lairs.

Anyway, I hate to admit it, but it's a riveting, fascinating movie. The story begins in the little jungle village where Jaguar Paw lives an innocent, idyllic life with his father, pregnant wife, and little son. We spend enough time with them to see that they're people just like us (except not as fat, and wearing fewer clothes) who enjoy the universality of humor based on bodily functions and sexual practical jokes. Suddenly their peaceful world is shattered when a press gang from the Big City invades, killing Jaguar Paw's father and capturing the rest of the adults to be used as blood sacrifice to the gods. Their heads are bound to long logs, their version of a chain-gang, and they're driven on a forced march to a date with destiny atop the stepped pyramids of the ceremonial center. It's on this journey that we get to know and hate Middle Eye, played by Gerardo Taracena, the sadist, brutal lieutenant of the raiding party; since this is a Mel Gibson movie, we can smell his impending violent comeuppance a mile away.

The captives are painted blue in preparation for their big moment at the high altar, where a loathsome high priest runs a veritable disassembly line in service of the insatiable blood-thirst of the king and their god, first cutting out each victim's still-beating heart, then decapitating them and finally kicking their head and body down the steps. Fortunately for Jaguar Paw, just when it’s his turn there is a sign from heaven indicating that the god's thirst for blood has been slaked, and he's let go. Of course in the process of his departure he manages to piss off the leader of the raiding party by killing his son, which results in a whole lot of running through the jungle as Jaguar Paw tries to get home to save his wife and son, whom he’s left stashed in a deep cave for their safety. In typical Gibson style, along the way the hunted becomes the hunter, and all of the attackers receive their just desserts. This portion of the film reminded me of The Naked Prey, starring Cornell Wilde, a movie which also involved a whole lot of running (half-naked, the title notwithstanding), except in Africa, not Meso-America.

The casting, acting, make-up, costume and production design of Apocalypto are jaw-droppingly good. It’s as if a film crew were magically transported back in time to the twilight of the Mayan empire and just filmed what they saw. Even the simplistic storyline works well enough in context. In terms of creating a totally believable illusion, Apocalypto was an unqualified success.

But this is an incredibly violent, brutal movie. And it occurs to me that it’s very similar to other Mel Gibson vehicles, including all three Mad Maxes and Lethal Weapons, in that Mel seems to be pleading with us to believe in his basic philosophy of life: that extreme violence is justified, as long as it’s in retaliation against extreme violence. It’s interesting to note that, as a young man, Gibson was severely beaten by a gang, resulting in major damage to his face. He became a recluse, until an anonymous benefactor arranged for him to have plastic surgery, after which he became Mad Max and the Mel Gibson we know today. It’s probable that this experience of helplessness in the face of overwhelming brutality helped shape his core being, and still profoundly affects him today.

Saturday, May 26th, 1:15 - 2:15: Carnaval SF Festival 2007
I'll be playing guitar with The Jana Herzen Band on Stage 6, 22th St & Harrison, in San Francisco's Mission District. Jana's a fine singer and songwriter, also owner of Motema Records. Deirdre McCarthy will be joining the band on percussion.

Carnaval San Francisco Festival

Festival Location: 16th St and Harrison St down to 23rd Street and Harrison Street.

The Festival draws hundreds of thousands of people (and that's just the musicians!) for two days of dancing Salsa, Samba, Reggae, Tango, Hip- Hop, Merengue, Calypso, Cha Cha Cha, Cumbia, and Mambo into the evening. Food vendors offer traditional delicacies, while others sell crafts native to the Carnaval countries of their heritage. Giant stages sparkle with continuous entertainment. The 2007 Festival will take place on Saturday, May 26th, and Sunday, May 27th.

 

Fri May 11, 2007

7:30pm w/ DJ Hamouris and the Nomadics at Nomad Cafe

 

 
You may recall that, in June of 2006, my 1952 Kay upright bass was finally rebuilt and ready to play. Purty, ain’t it? I’ve been plucking at it in a desultory fashion since then.

  0 Under the mistaken impression that I might be a jazz bassist, singer and friend DJ Hamouris has invited me to fill in for Mark Petrella, the bassist in her trio The Nomadics, at the Nomad Café in Oakland . Since I’ve had many adventures simply by not contradicting people’s mistaken impressions of my abilities, I agreed. Won’t you join us for an evening out? Maybe I’ll collide with Jazz and a new nation will be born, or something.

  Oh yeah, I should mention: DJ is a fabulous singer. Also this Friday, normal (well, really, he’s as abnormal as they come, and proud of it) Nomadics guitarist Brooke Schoenfield will be replaced by Ken Husbands. Buffalo will also sing a few songs.   See you there! The Nomad Café is on Shattuck, one block north of Alcatraz, in North Oakland .  Here’s how to get there. And a map. We’ll play from 7:30 to 9:30.

  6500 Shattuck Ave. (at 65th St .)
Oakland , CA 94609
(510) 595-5344

  Here’s a bit of what they have to say about themselves: “People wander in to the Nomad Café from near and far. Only a very few run away screaming. A handful have never left at all…..”

  Thursday, April 5th, 2007
You may remember our announcement of a few days ago, regarding the Uncle Bobb show at Kimo’s in San Francisco. Well, Kimo’s is no longer having music…something to do with lack of soundproofing upstairs.

BUT: (as Peewee Herman said, everybody’s got a big but…) We have switched venues to The Club in Pacifica, 955 Yosemite @7pm. (Click "Events" link) As of this moment, we are waiting to hear from Yesterday's News to see if they will do the show with us. This is totally last minute crazy, but it's important to us because we are introducing a new band member at the show!!!

0Yes, Uncle Bobb presents our new frontman, Siri (that’s him in front of my neck)
We have been working over the band repertoire and we are fired up. We love the new sound of Uncle Bobb and think you all will enjoy it even more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Fund For John Havard
Yesterday I received the apalling news that guitarist John Havard has been diagnosed with lung cancer. John is great musician and gentle soul whom I've had the privilege of working with on Laurie Chastain's album Remencier, as well as performing with on several occasions. John was a member of Berkeley band The Natives, which flirted with major label success several years ago. Recently he's been a member of Kevin Brennan's Claddagh Band.

A fund to help defray John's medical and living expenses has been set up:

The bank is: Mechanics Bank
The account name is: John Havard Benefit Fund
The account # is: 040986969

You may also send checks to:
The John Havard Benefit Fund
c/oMichele deCesare
19654 Forest Ave.
Castro Valley, CA 94546

There will be a benefit concert to benefit John on Saturday, April 21st, 5 - 9pm, at The Harbor House in Half Moon Bay, 346 Princeton Ave. A $25 donation is requested.

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Age-Old Plumbing Mystery Solved
I've noticed this phenomenon in every house I've lived in. When one turns on the hot water, the flow gradually gets slower and slower; if you initially turned on the water just a trickle, within a minute or two it stops flowing altogether. Finally, this morning, I got so fed up with not knowing the reason for this that I waded through 9 pages of Google results until I found the answer. Here it is, excerpted from www.dansdata.com:

Mysteries of the bathroom

I very much doubt I am the only one who's observed this phenomenon. I was wondering whether you could shed any light on it:

When you live in a cold place like Tasmania, the hot water takes a while to get to the tap when you turn it on. Have you noticed how, when you first turn on the tap, while the water is still cold, the water comes out quite fast. However, when the water coming out of the tap starts to warm up, the rate of flow slows down.

Sometimes this is so drastic that one has to pause the hand-washing process to turn the tap on more (which can be very annoying if you have soapy hands at the time). Why does this happen? What is the scientific reason?

Answer:
The tolerances inside a normal tap are surprisingly small; look how little the top of the tap screws out when you turn it on. The water pressure's high enough (provided you don't have a crummy gravity feed hot water system), though, that you can get respectable flow from only a small valve opening. It's that small opening that explains the hot-water-slowing-to-a-trickle behaviour.

The valve gap is small enough that if the valve washer expands significantly, it shuts off the water flow. Plain rubber washers do exactly that. They "take a set" when the tap's turned off, then expand over time when you've turned the tap on and they're not being pressed against the valve seat any more. Both hot and cold tap valves do this, but it's much more noticeable with hot, because the hot water softens the rubber and causes it to expand more quickly (it's not thermal expansion, just softer rubber). The harder you turn the tap off, the more compressed the washer will be and the more dramatically it'll spring back.

If you use tap washers that're less compressible - fibre washers, or any of the various synthetic washers out there that're each claimed to be more miraculous than the last - the problem won't happen.

I now know to buy something other than rubber washers when I next replace the ones in my shower.

 

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Yes, I admit it: it's been a very long time since I updated the site. So much has happened since September. But the main thing that's happened is that Deirdre and I bought a house! It's a wonderful little 1944 bungalow, in Richmond Annex (El Cerrito by another name would smell as sweet). We really lucked out - our house was 99% ready to move in, with no real outstanding physical problems. We found it just as the market began to stabilize after a long period of inflation, and were able to bid the asking price and have our offer accepted. Escrow closed September 6th, and then came an exhausting 2 full months of packing and moving.

D and I are both in a situation where we recently inherited all of our ancestors belongings; for each of us, one parent has died and the other moved into a retirement home within the last few years. As a consequence, we've been weeding through mounds of "heirlooms" and not-so-heirloomy things. All of our previous diligence seemed to have made no difference when we moved from a 1400 square foot flat to our 1000 sq. ft. house! Up until the week of our housewarming party in late February, we still had a refugee pile of excess belongings in the back yard. This winter's heavy rains helped to ruin a large portion of it, making parting with it an easier decision.

At present, both D and I have wrestled our offices into a fairly neat semblance of functionality, and the pile of homeless objects in the center of the garage is down to about 64 cubic feet.

MUSIC NEWS
¶ When we were finally granted access to the stage, after an hour and 45 minutes of driving around the area, Avalon Rising had a fine time playing at San Francisco's Civic Center plaza on St. Patrick's Day last Saturday. Here's a photo to prove I was there. I was kind of going for the "Cowboy Leprechaun" look, with a stylish Aussie hat and, of course, kilt. Geez it was cold! The crowd was friendly and responsive, with plenty of punks dancing with grandmothers. The sound company, Renegade Sound, was fabulous, dealing with our rushed setup situation like pros.

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¶ My 1952 Kay upright bass, which luthier Stewart Port and I started rebuilding last February, was finally finished in June. It turned out much better sounding and easy to play than I could have possibly imagined. I've been having a great time learning to play it, and now possess the stamina to at least stumble from one end of a song to the other. It's an amazing experience playing an instrument that is taller than I am, that can rattle the windows without even being plugged in!

Avalon Rising's guitarist/producer Kristoph Klover has been laboring mightily in his Flowinglass Studio, forging our new album, tentative entitled Elbows & Antlers. No word yet on a release date, but we're hoping to squeeze it out sometime mid-Summer.

¶ I've recently acquired a new computer and a cool device called a StealthPlug - a USB to 1/4" cable for guitar, bass, etc. It came bundled with a nifty multitrack recording program called Tracktion. I've begun tracking some ideas, and will be doing more in the next few months, gearing up towards a new creative period of writing and recording.

¶ Speaking of which, I've begun a new project with guitarist/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Robert Hill, familiar to friends of The Bruno at the Renaissance and Dickens fairs. No name yet (how about Funky See, Funky Do?). Robert's been coming over to the new studio and jamming - it's been a pleasure playing along with his rich, buttery voice and fine Corinthian guitar stylings. We hope to play some gigs in Alameda before too long, so stay tuned. We're not quite sure what we're going to play, but whatsomEVER we play, it GOT to be funky!

¶ Coming up on July 1st is something very exciting: The Midsummer Celtic Festival for Peace In Our Streets, featuring Avalon Rising, Druid Sisters Tea Party, Evelie Delfino Sayles Posch, Fontain's M.U.S.E., with magician Majinga and more! It's to be held at La Pena Cultural Center, 3105 Shattuck Ave, Berkeley, CA 94705 - 510-849-2568. This event is not yet confirmed, so check back here for the latest news.

 

5-20-2006
Back From China
Yes, Avalon Rising is home from our 2006 China tour! We worked like mules, had a wonderful and somewhat frustrating time, and saw a very narrow slice of China. I'll be elaborating at more length on what we saw and did, but right now I'll just post a couple of photos from the Chinese newspapers.
If anyone can read and translate the accompanying Chinese text, we'd be interested to know what they're saying about us!

We played in a large public park in Jinan, the capitol city of Shandong province. The residents of Jinan evidently have seen very few westerners, but were very friendly when we said "hello" in their native tongue.

Celtic Power Hour on hiatus..
Due to increasing demands on my time by rehearsals for two stage productions coming up this summer (The Girl Who Touched The Stars, and Thanatics -- see Performance Schedule sidebar), my internet radio show the Celtic Power Hour will be on hiatus until I can get an upgraded computer. The problem is that my current computer is not powerful enough to run SAM2, the broadcast software, in its full capacity. Normally, I would be able to do announcements and voice-overs, but due to aforementioned lack of computational horsepower, I am unable to speak while broadcasting, and must pre-record my shows. This usurps valuable time during the week that I just can't spare anymore. My apologies to my legions of fans out there (all dozen or so of you), but this is the way it must be, at least temporarily. Thanks for your patience.

4-11-2006
Avalon Rising to Play in China!
Euro-American Festival To Be Held in Jinan, China, May 1 - 7
"Now in its third year, the Festival is organized by the Shan Dong Municipal Bureau of Culture, Radio, Film, & TV. This Chinese government organization is empowered to present the Festival each May for the purpose of celebrating the Chinese Labor Day. As China is one of the most rapidly growing and dynamic economic centers of the world, the Bureau has expressed its goal of promoting the awareness of international entertainment (culture) to the people of Shan Dong.

Entertainers performing at the Festival will be seen by thousands of Chinese attending the event. They will receive extensive exposure in the local newspapers, on television, and on the radio. Previous festivals attracted over 120,000 guests."

Jinan is a modern, bustling city and is known as the birthplace of many celebrities in Chinese history, such as Bian Que, the founder of traditional Chinese medicine, and Master Zou Yan, the founder of the yin and yang five-element school used in traditional Chinese medicine.

As Jinan boasts a number of natural springs amid picturesque scenery, it is known as the "City of Spring". The city tree of Jinan is the willow, and the city flower is the lotus. To the south of Jinan stands the "Holy Land of Buddhism" a- the Thousand Buddha Mountain.

By request, Avalon Rising has added a traditional Chinese tune to our repertoire - (Bubugao, or "Step by Step"), and will be wearing kilts onstage. We will strive to bring honor to our ancestors, and cultural enrichment to the great people of China by rocking out to the best of our ability.

4-22-2006
Celtic Power Hour Now 4 Hours!
That's right, I passed the audition -- my internet radio show, the Celtic Power Hour, is expanding to 4 big hours, starting this Sunday, March 26th! I feature the best in Celtic Rock and Roots, with side trips into Folk, Folk-Rock, and Psychedelia. That means plenty of Fairport Convention, Steeleye Span, Jethro Tull, and Pentangle, with goodies like Horslips, Mellow Candle, even Thin Lizzie thrown in for good measure. Great music for lounging around, cleaning house, bathing the pets, or...? The show airs from 10am (or so, while we wrestle with whatever is the latest round of technical difficulties) to 2pm (or so).

Bass News
The summer before last, Avalon Rising played an afterhours show at the Stafford Lake Renaissance Faire. The next day, Steve the chocolate guy approached me and said, "you know, you should really get an upright bass -- I think you'll love it, and it will improve your technique on the other instruments you play". Those words stuck with me, and I slowly started to keep my eye out for a bass. Then, a few months ago, Anne Hosmer, a fellow fair stage manager, was cleaning out her parents' old house preparatory to selling it, and gifted me with her old high school bass. It's a '52 Kay (two years older than me) that had had the neck broken off twice. I recently took it to my luthier, Stewart Port, who rebuilt it and has graciously been allowing me to refinish it in his shop on Oakland's waterfront. Here are a few pics of progress so far.

 

These pictures show the second of several coats to come of de-waxed shellac, tinted with a combination of browns and reds. I'm going for a very dark red final finish.

 

3-06-2006
Thanks to everyone -- all 9 of you, at peak -- who listened to Show 6 of the Celtic Power Hour yesterday. We're settling into a (somewhat crippled) rhythm with this endeavor...due to a power failure during the night at the home of my engineer in Illinois, he overslept and, after much scrambling and emergency messaging, we got on the air 1/2 hour late.

Ever notice that, no matter how much you upgrade your computer and/or electronic gear, it's never enough? Such is the case here. Despite a generous donation of a Windows 2000-equipped eMachine from our songwriting partner Margarita to serve music-only needs, apparently asking it to run SAM2, our streaming radio/DJ software is too much...it'll stream MP3 files OK, but asking it to also deal with voice-overs is just too much; the poor CPU gets overloaded, resulting in latency/buffering problems and my rich, buttery announcer's voice gets all garbled and skippy. So we're stuck with pre-recording shows, or at least announcement breaks. The problem with that is that online listeners cannot read the title and artist name of the song that is currently playing. Anyone out there have a computer they'd like to donate, something with a minimum speed of 1 Ghz?

Check out the Serenity-IRC LandzEdge chatroom
During my shows, I've been hanging out in the LandzEdge chatroom at Serenity-IRC, to hobnob with fellow Celtic Rock fans. If you'd like to join us there, simply click on this link:
http://www.serenity-irc.net/java/?chan=landzedge

On the page that it takes you to, simply input a nickname and a password (pay no attention to the part about "registered nickname password" -- you don't need to be registered.) You'll be logged into the LandzEdge chatroom. You must have Java enabled for this to work; if you'd rather not use Java (it's kind of sluggish), you can download the program mIRC from http://www.mirc.com/. It's a little complicated to get setup if you're not used to IRC programs, so if you're interested, contact me and we'll see if we can't guide you through it.

Listening Online - what you need
The very simplest way I know of to listen to online radio is to get Winamp and configure it as your default player for audio files and streaming...then when you click on the streaming link -
http://rs9.radiostreamer.com:8100/listen.pls
your player will automatically open you'll be logged on to the stream.

Alternately, you can copy the link above, go to File>Open URL. and paste it in.

3-04-2006
Howdy world, what's up?
Thanks to everyone for a great Pantheacon show! It seemed like there were 400 people, all wearing faerie wings and gyrating madly; some people were actually hovering...We truly wish we could have taken you all home with us, but the next best thing would be if you could show up at every gig!

Celtic Power Hour
It's coming up on the sixth week of the show, and we're finally getting most the bugs out...My computer doesn't seem to be powerful enough to allow me to do the show live, so it'll have to be pre-recorded until I upgrade. You can see playlists of the shows and download archives of past and present shows on the Radio page. Just click on the show number to download the MP3 of the show.

2-02-2006
Be sure to listen to my new internet radio show, The Celtic Power Hour, this Sunday, February 5th - it's a special show featuring Ireland's early Celtic Rock band Horslips - I'll be playing their first two albums, Happy To Meet, Sorry To Part and The Tain -- in their entirety! Horslips was a unique, pioneering band that fused elements of traditional Irish music and instrumentation with the rock band context, creating an original sound that was at once rocking, folky, psychedelic and most of all, unique. The show airs on LandzEdge.com - just click on the radio icon, then on the streaming audio link on the radio page. I recommend either WinAmp or iTunes to listen. The Celtic Power Hour will be broadcast from 10am - noon, Pacific Standard Time.

 

1-22-2006
Oops Happens:
Well, due to some Time Zone mixups, my show today ran 10am to noon...Texas Time. LandzEdge has apologized profusely and promises that it'll be on at the correct time next week: 12 to 2pm CST, 10am to noon PST. For those that really, really want to hear it, you can download the show from my Radio page...just click the link for Show 001.

1-20-2006
It's done!
I finally, with much trepidation and screwing around, pre-recorded the first Celtic Power Hour radio show. It'll air this Sunday from 10am - noon on LandzEdge.com. Continue....

1-18-2006
Feliz Navidad, everyone! Well, it's a new year...we finally made it through the 4th-quarter gauntlet of the Dickens Christmas Fair (build, teardown, and all things in between), family gatherings, and holiday parties. We've got some great stuff on-deck for 2006 -- here are a few teasers:

  • Friday, Jan 27th: Avalon Rising returns to one of the greatest venues in the Western world: The Starry Plough. I personally cherish every chance I get to play here, though I've done it hundreds of times...the very stage seems to exude magic from the sweat of the thousands of incredible performers who have walked it...
    This is our annual return to the Plough, opening once again for the granddaddy of Celtic Rock in the Bay Area: Tempest. Tempest currently has a good line-up, especially bassist Ariane Cap, who is a delightful player..
    In years past, this January show has been a benefit for the Pagan Pride Parade, and I think that's what it's for again this time...I'll check and get back to you about that.
  • Avalon Rising has a new manager/booking agent: please welcome Lisa Summers! Lisa's a big fan of Tempest, and chose them as the headliner for the big Hurricane Katrina benefit she and her two partners put together back in September down at the SF Civic Center Plaza. She found Avalon Rising when looking for an opening act, and was so charmed by us (go figure!) that she took the reins and has been riding the phones for hours and days, talking to a myriad of festivals coming up later in the year. Early polling indicates some probable dates in Phoenix, AZ and Montana, so stay tuned for details.
  • I, Yours Truly, Me, Myself & I (oops, I said I already) will be hosting a new internet radio show on www.LandzEdge.com -- it's the Celtic Power Hour, featuring Celtic Rock and its roots. I'm still working on organizing my library and compiling and recording my first show, but I should have it done very soon. The show will air 10am to noon Sunday mornings (PST), plus possible repeats during the week. Check out LandzEdge - they're nice folks, and have a very diverse lineup of shows throughout the week. They're on the air 24/7, too.


10-31-2005
On September 22nd, Kristoph Klover and I were fortunate to be able to sit down with world renowned fantasy author Terry Pratchett and ask him a few questions. Click here to download the interview...


Today it was our great pleasure to host world-renowned fantasy author Terry Pratchett in the first of what may become a series of audio interviews. The interview will be available for download soon right here on this website, and will also be accessible from the Apple iTunes Podcast site (as soon as I've digitized it and figured out how to post it there.)

The co-moderators were Kristoph Klover, of Flowinglass Music, and myself. Terry proved to be an amenable, witty and voluble subject, which should come as no surprise to his fans.

Below: Terry and Donna, discussing Margaret Dumont...

Terry is in the midst of a West Coast tour promoting his new Discworld novel, Thud.

Co-host Kristoph and Terry:
two clowns in search of a circus...

 

IndepenDisc Hosts New Online Radio Show
Gary V., of IndepenDisc, has recently created the IndepenDisc Radio Show, Wednesday nights from 10:00PM – Midnight (Eastern Time) , on Cygnus Radio. This is a chance for you to hear a variety of adventurous new music from a whole truckload of IndepenDisc artists - including The Veil, the Celto-Middle-Eastern psychedelic rock project of Yours Truly, Deirdre McCarthy, and Margarita Kovats. If you're like me - frustrated by the bland predictability and corporate sameness of conventional radio - mark your calendar and tune in! No registration is required to listen or chat.

10-13-2005
By now, the word is out: I was burglarized. Well, my car was, to be exact. After performing with my friends Cuir Bleu at The Stud last Friday night, I packed out my equipment and loaded it into my car, parked on the corner outside, at 9th and Harrison. I dashed back in to say good-night to everyone, and during that time my car window was smashed and my equipment and instruments were stolen. Fortunately, I had brought a minimum of stuff with me, but that included my bass, my electric guitar, and my pedal board.

The short list of stolen equipment includes:

  • Peavey Foundation V 5-string bass, black, serial number 10180769. My name is engraved on the back of the headstock.
  • Schecter Omen 6 electric guitar, walnut satin finish, my name engraved on the back of the headstock.
  • Boss GT-3 multi-effects processor, metallic blue

I want to express my deep appreciation for all the nice thoughts everyone has been sending my way by email the last few days. The stuff...well, it's only stuff, but they are the tools of my trade, and it's a wrench to have them taken. I do have insurance, but there is a deductible and it remains to be seen how much of the replacement costs will actually be covered. I will be very grateful for any donations to help weather this. Kristoph has organized our upcoming Saturday night show at the Bistro in Hayward as a benefit, as well as a special birthday celebration for him, so come on out and see us if you can. There will be cake, doorprizes, and general merrymaking - I hope to see you there!

Meanwhile, if anyone wants to check the pawnshops around town for the stolen gear, that would sure help...I've also heard that a lot of it turns up at the Oakland Coliseum flea market. Thanks again, everyone.

9-27-2005
The Anti-Christ speaks

From Dateline: Hollywood -

Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

As a former cult member, I can unfortunately attest to the fact that Robertson probably actually believes what he's saying. If I learned anything from my experience, it's that human minds are incredibly malleable and no matter what a evil, low-grade moron one is it's still relatively easy to believe unquestioningly in one's own goodness. And, contrary as it seems to natural law, holding wildly contradictory beliefs does not make one's head explode. As the Queen of Hearts once said, "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." And that, my friends, is how Pat Robertson, the Anti-Christ, can believe that he is a Christian. And the fact that he's actually saying these things out loud in public further demonstrates that he really doesn't understand that there's anything wrong with his position! At the least an evil slime-devil like Rumsfeld has enough decency to be embarrassed by Pat's call for the assassination of Ugo Chavez..."Pat, you idiot - we DO these things, sure, but we don't TALK ABOUT THEM!!!"

8-9-2005
Terry Pratchett Interviewed at More Moose Music Studio

8-9-2005
Not Much to Say...Sayin' It Anyway
It's
been a busy few weeks for us here at More Moose, weeks spent on our butt in front of the computer, checking Craigslist every day for work for bass players. It's slowly starting to pay off; the last couple of Tuesdays have seen our intrepid 4-or-5 stringer at the Wallace Arms pub in Antioch, helping to anchor the weekly jam session sponsored by the Antioch Music Academy. Following an exciting debut two weeks ago, there was a sudden drop into "trainwreck" territory last week, but we're hopeful for a renaissance tonight, with lots of good players and happy customers coming down.

If you're a San Anselmo resident, or just like to protect free speech, why not attend the San Anselmo Town Council meeting tonight at 8, where they will be attempting to crucify my friend Ford Greene...that is, they want to pass a special zoning amendment to keep him from continuing to use the side of his building at 711 Sir Francis Drake to express his political views. To get the whole story, go to http://fordgreene.com/.

6-23-2005
Great Review in SF Weekly
Ok, maybe not great...but pretty good! Check it out...
A word to the wise: bring earplugs Saturday night.

6-12-2005
Thanatics Rocks the Exit Theater for Boffo 2nd Weekend!
So concludes the second weekend of the 4 weekend run of Thanatics - A Rock Opera. The half-way mark. It's been a blast, and we're steadily improving We had a bit of a demolition derby moment back in our second performance, when narrator Andy's headset mic broke, and he skipped a song cue...we treaded water for a moment and then plunged into the song. If you think of a band like a big car, a Cadillac for instance, the rhythm section (bass, drums, and sometimes other instruments) is like the tires and suspension. And the transmission. And the engine. Ok, so the rest of the band (singers, lead guitarists, etc.) are kind of like the...vanity mirror light. Or the logo on the steering wheel. Anyway, when you get a fine rhythm section like bassist Erica Watson and drummer Scott Healey (and, depending on whether I'm playing rhythm or lead guitar, sometimes me - well, I stand in the backline anyway), your suspension is so good that it just evens out any potholes or rough spots. So when Keith's mic cut out during Hello Mother last night, we just drove right over it and smoothly brought the vehicle to its final destination. Kind of like, oh I don't know...a real band!

Playing with this production has been a tremendous amount of fun, and a nice challenge. It's an actual show - not just another night in a bar - so the finitude of chances to play things effectively is very apparent. Translation: the show's only an hour and 20 minutes long. Each musical moment in it never comes around again, so if I lose my concentration and forget where I am, that's one less chance to enjoy doing that section correctly. And also, with limited opportunities to play lead fills, it's been fun to find out what note range yields the most expressiveness for each particular place in each song.

The Exit Theater has an alfresco backstage area that is incredibly pleasant. It's between the back of the building, a red brick job that is mostly residence hotel, and a concrete block parking structure with huge mult-paned window. Here's what it looks like, sitting out back taking a break.

Here's picture of the whole Thanatics gang after opening night's show.


Left to right: Tygre, Keith, [unknown], Scott, Erica, Andy, Laura, Barak, Rick, Chris, Mark.

Avalon Rocks Faerie Fest
Yesterday progressive Celt-rockers Avalon Rising (yours truly on bass, mandocello, and occasional guitar) played way out in Fair Oaks, 12 miles past Sacramento, at the Celtic Midsummer Night's Dream Faerie Festival. Whew, ma'am - that's a mouthfull! This was the same laid-back afair we played last year, with the same ever-helpful Ariel on a much-improved sound system. The venue had been changed to the VFW post grounds (I'm guessing that stands for Very Fine Witches). The stage was in the center of the small fair, with about 30 or so booths spread out around it in a loose spiral. Everyone within a mile radius would have had no trouble hearing us, so as a result we hardly ever had much of a tangible audience in front of us. What actually WAS in front of us, from about rows 10 through 17, was a bog. One knew it was a bog, because it was fenced - or rather, stringed - in, and there was a large sign in the middle of it that read Authentic Irish Bog. Here it is below, in front of the authentic Celtic round house, cleverly made from hay bales and reed mats.

A view of the stage, with drummer Scott

 

Wait, what's that look on his face?
A little closer...

 


6-7-2005
We opened! Opening night show went great, helped by a loud, enthusiastic audience of about 30 of our friends and assorted hooligans. Then came the drinkin' and dancin', oh my...

Second night became a bit of a demolition derby, but never went completely out of control. Then came the going home and sleeping....

Surprisingly, I was surprised that the audience laughed. I haven't actually seen the show yet, being in it. I imagine it's similar to being in a movie, where you play all the scenes out of context and the story never actually takes shape until post-production. So apparently it's funny.

3 more weekends left...

6-3-2005

Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it!

Tonight what heights we'll hit -- On with the show this is it! -- courtesy Bugs Bunny

 

5-22-2005
It's a mere 11 days until Thanatics - A Rock Opera opens at the Exit Theatre here in San Francisco. Rehearsals are running fast and furious, with hazardous puddles of mascara everywhere and distrait artists running about like headless chickens, trailing clouds of sparkles, muttering "It'll be OK - it'll be OK!" We've started to integrate the narrator in, and now that I've gotten a glimpse of what this show might actually look like, I'm eager to see the video after we're all done - it looks like it'll be a fun night out on the town. Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to playing in it too. I'm finally getting to break in my Schecter Omen 6 guitar, a truly awesome beast that was born to wail.

Tickets are now available online! Go to www.kshaddock.com/thanatics/index.html and click on the date you plan to attend. Tickets are $15. For reservations or questions, send email to: thanaticstix@yahoo.com. Thanatics is playing EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT IN JUNE, starting June 3rd. SHOWTIME: 7:30

THANATICS - A ROCK OPERA
Suicide Art. Craze of the Future.

San Francisco, June 3rd, 2035
Welcome to the Population and Planning (PaP) Conference 2035.
Your key note lecturer on this final day of the conference will be Dr. Richelieu Smitty, author of Thanatics: How Art Defied Politics and Saved the World.

Because San Francisco is hosting this year's conference, Dr Smitty
will recount a tale that is now legendary: how the famed SoMa 7
art collective accidentally fueled a suicide art movement that almost
put the Depopulation Party in power in the early part of this century.

As part of his presentation, he's hired an old fashioned 'rock & roll' band
(Crooked Family) to give 'light accompaniment' to this revered story.

Join Dr. Smitty at the Exit Theatre every Friday and Saturday of this
coming June and relive this exciting tale of yesteryear.

The Exit Theatre is located at 156 Eddy Street (between Mason & Taylor Streets) in beautiful cosmopolitan San Francisco.

5-16-2005
Special, special thanks to Ann Hosner of Sacramento. She is in the process of clearing out her childhood home in order to sell it. Once upon a time, she played upright bass in her high school band. The band was so good, they went on a tour of Europe. Alas, the bass (a '52 Kay) had only a canvas gig bag to shield it from the rigors of travel, and ended up in three pieces. It was given to Ann upon her graduation, who did a beautiful job of stripping off the finish and has kept it ever since in the hopes of reassembling and refinishing it. She has very kindly donated it to me. I'm thrilled at the prospect of restoring it to useful musical life, and perhaps spending the rest of my life learning how to play it. I happen to be blessed to know the adventurous, good-natured luthier (and new Daddy) Stewart Port, who is excited to take on the project, especially since he himself has a Czech-made bass in similar condition. Now to get together the requisite cash to fund the Great Bass Restoration...$2 - 400 for the regluing, $3 - 500 for the refinishing, and $1 - 150 for stringing and setup. Pictures to come soon!

Ann also gave me a gorgeous 1965 bowl-back mandolin, made by the prestigious Framus company of Bavaria. Before they went out of business in the late '60s, Framus supplied many of the classic rock 'n' roll instruments people like the Beatles played.

5-11-2005
Rare Live Phoenyx Track Found
Being temporarily under-employed, I'm using the time between job searches to clean house and rid myself of the detritus of ages that clings on like barnacles and threatens to sink the ship of life. Down in the basement, I found a box of old demo tapes that included a cassette of Phoenyx performing Heather Alexander's Black Unicorn recorded live at Decatur Street in San Francisco in May of 1990. On it, I take a 1,064-bar guitar solo - whew, ma'am - that's a mouthful! Enjoy.

M4a version (iTunes)
MP3 version

5-4-2005
This week saw the virtually simultaneous release of two videos featuring live performance of Avalon Rising. One I already mentioned below: SF Sound. To those on the MoreMooseMailingList, to whom I boldly stated that Comcast SF Channel 11 is commercial-free, boy was I wrong about that! There are indeed commercials, and they are LOUD. And a majority of the rest of the programming on Ch.11 seems to be "infomercials" featuring the huckstering of charlatan Kevin Trudeau, who recently paid a 2 million dollar settlement to the Federal Trade Commission and agreed to stop appearing in infomercials...which is another story for another time.

I hate watching video of myself. From 1980 to 1990, it was generally believed by those in the know that a band couldn't be successful without "a video", and by that I mean the kind they used to show on MTV (which I believe is now a dedicated channel for kindergarteners). Then Journey, that quintessential monolithic dinosaurian mega-band, boldly made history by refusing to do any more videos...the fact that two of their members had quit and they lost their major label contract had nothing to do with their decision, I'm sure.

The camera adds ten pounds, they say. I figured out why, once: it's because people are 3 dimensional (some of them, anyway), and the process of videography renders their image down to 2 dimensions. That means that the dimension of depth, or thickness, that we see with our eyes and we know with our brain is the side of a body, is brought forward in the flattening process and added to the width dimension, making a body look wider and fatter. Make sense?

Anyway...I was pleasantly surprised by the SF Sound episode. We were paired with two other excellent acts, a solo singer-guitarist Jethro Jeremiah (is it just me, or does his name make you want to go on a scenic tour of the Ozarks?) and a Grateful Deadish quintet called Seconds on End, with Avalon Rising in the coveted "headliner" spot at the end. People have intimated, well, told me outright, that I'm a smartass. After seeing the interview footage of me (shot while we were setting up), I guess I have to admit, it's true. Could be worse, eh? At least I'm really, really a smartass. As a band, we acquitted ourselves Not Too Badly...video shoots I've experienced in the past were steaming, odiferous piles of doo-doo compared to this one. You know, you never notice how much hair there is on your arms until you see it in video....We'll have a link up soon so you can see the show even if you don't live in San Francisco.

This week also saw the release of video footage from our show last month at the Sacramento Theatre Co's Monday Night Cabaret series. You can see the video footage here. Also in the Not Too Bad category...funny how when you watch it later, the little details come back to you, like exactly how hot it was onstage. Hot or not, the folks there were wonderful, and we hope we can go back and play again soon.

The Duck
Who says the internet is not a wonderful place? Since I posted my duck query below, I've had correspondence from both M C of Oakland and Jay Freeman of Palo Alto, who correctly pegged the animal in question as a Muscovy duck. Thanks, guys. I haven't seen the big white one recently; I think he got himself an agent and is out there taking Fyvush Finkel's leftover acting jobs.

4-28-2005
Coming up Monday, May 2nd: See Avalon Rising on TV! Residents of San Francisco can see Avalon Rising on San Francisco Sound, 6 and 9:30pm, Comcast cable Channel 11, with repeat showings on Sat, May 7th, and again on June 6th and 11th. San Francisco Sound is on every night, and is one of the better community-access cable music programs around - it presents local bands live, with high quality production values and great sound. If you've ever wondered who some of these strange names you see in the entertainment calendars are, this is an excellent way to find out. We had a great experience in the studio - special thanks to producer Ron Ress and his valiant crew.

4-27-2005
First of all, a big thank-you to friend and music student Bradley Tanzman, who recently gave me a digital camera. I'm fortunate in living not half a block from one of the greatest parks in the world, Golden Gate Park. I took the dog for a walk there yesterday and was so entranced by the incredible natural beauty that seems to unfold in new ways at every step that I shot 24 photos in short order. And now, I have the opportunity to ask you, dear Reader, a question that's been bugging me ever since I moved here a couple of years ago:

What the heck is this bird?

At first glance, it seems like a duck, but with a red wattley face like a turkey. I took to calling them Fyvush Finkel ducks, because one of them looked exactly like the actor, right down to the thinning pate. They seem to come in a variety of colors; this one's mostly dark, with iridescent blue-green feathers, but the original Fyvush Finkel was all white. There are also some that mostly white with a smattering of black.

I've looked for it in several bird books, but can't find it.

4-18-2005
Coming in June! at the Exit Theater:

THANATICS, A ROCK OPERA

You remember back in 2015 or so when that weird group of artists--the SoMa Seven--accidentally started that suicide art movement? Remember that? And that creep who was running for governor on the Depopulation Party ticket--Daryl Knox? Remember how he used suicide art to fuel his crazy fringe group? Thank heavens the remaining members of the SoMa Four set things straight.

Join Dr. Smitty as he recounts this crazy tale of yesteryear, set against the backdrop of a chaotic and overpopulated planet Earth.
Along for the ride to give 'light accompaniment' is an old fashioned 'rock band' named Crooked Family.
Written and directed by K.S. Haddock. Featuring Crooked Family. EXIT Theatre 8pm FRI/SAT JUN 3 - 25, 2005 Tickets $15. Reservations & Info: 510-523-1891 and www.kshaddock.com/thanatics

 

4-3-2005
Crooked Family Gets Shot

Crooked Family,
the driving musical force in the new rock opera Thanatics went into the photo studio yesterday, with sinister results. Pictured leering above (L-R):
-- Lacy Underalls Notorius - drums
-- Lotus Morning Notorius - bass
-- Le Tygre Fudgebar Notorius - vocals
-- Chuy Dirk Biff Notorius - vocals, guitar
-- Princess Foo-Foo Ecstasy Notorius I - vocals
-- Uncle Mungar Notorius - vocals, guitar

3-29-2005
Look who showed up at one of our shows last week...

We found his mixing to be highly logical, hence worthy of admiration. He really acquired a decrease in altitude, as well as a musty smell.


Thanatics Are Coming!!!

Mark your calendars for June...

Rehearsals are going great - Crooked Family is a kick-ass band, rocking in the shadow of such greats as Ziggy Stardust and Lou Reed. Thanatics, named for the Freudian term thanatos, meaning the urge toward death, is the darkly humorous story of a group of terminally hip artists who inadvertently start a pop suicide craze, with hilarious results! This show is sure to sell out, so make reservations now - call 510-523-1891 for more information.

3-22-2005
I've got some great new shows coming up soon! Check out Performance Schedule to the right. The rock opera Thanatics (featuring the kick-ass band Crooked Family) will be debuting at the Exit Theater in San Francisco for four weekends in June - don't miss it!

On Terri Shiavo
My father, sister and I made the decision to end life support for my mother after she had a massive stroke. It was her second stroke; the first one had already caused significant brain damage, and the second one rendered her without consciousness. There was no hope of her ever being more than a gradually decaying body, kept alive without sentience, will, or personality, so by horrible comparison, it was an easy decision to make.

What really bothers me about this whole Terri Schiavo debate is the hypocrisy. A truly compassionate people would pay more attention to the living people around us who at least have the potential to grow and live fruitful lives - people like the children for whom we can't seem to find enough money for education (yet we can find millions to build the prisons they will have to occupy when their lack of education makes them unfit to earn a living), or the young soldiers we are sending to fight an illegal, immoral war for oil. True Christian (or any other religion's) morality does not consist of making a show of keeping bodies without consciousness alive, be they foetuses or brain-damaged adults. Considering that, while governor of Texas, Bush signed into effect a law that grants hospitals the right to remove life support from patients with far more hope of survival than Terri Schiavo, it is clear that his supposed concern in this case is prompted by political expediency, not compassion.

3-4-2005
Why is no one talking about impeachment? How much more evidence do we need that Bush & Co. are lying liars, war criminals, immoral power and sex peddlers? Ok, I personally don't have the evidence. But I'm more than willing to spend a couple of years and 3 zillion of America's tax dollars to dig up that evidence. If we can waste the nation's time on Monica, why not on rescuing the country from the tender mercies of an unqualified, inept, superstitious moron and his gang of millionaire planet-rapers? So click on my new ImpeachBush logo up there in the right-hand corner, or click on the Congress logo in the left-hand corner to go to http://www.congress.org/, and type in your zip code to find your congresspeople. Light a fire under them - insist that they do the job you're paying them for, and bring impeachment proceedings against BushCo. now! You can also write to the Resident, for what it's worth. Here's my letter to the Thief.

1-10-2005
Howdy MoreMoose lovers! It's a brand spankin' new year -- so have a happy one! Best of luck in all your endeavors in this coming year -- especially in wresting our nation back from the slimy right-wing coup that has seized control. I hope to see many of you, dear readers, at upcoming Avalon Rising shows. Also, be on the lookout for the rock opera Thanatics, currently in rehearsals, debuting at a time and venue to be determined.

12-01-2004

Bush did not win! Contact your elected officials - protest voting fraud
I wrote the following letter to Senators Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer and Representative Nancy Pelosi. I urge readers to contact their own elected officials and protest the rampant voting fraud that took place in Ohio. It's easy -- just go to www.congress.org and type in your zip code to find your congresspersons. Feel free to use this letter, or compose one of your own.

"I urge you in the strongest possible terms to investigate the rampant voting fraud that took place in Ohio and other states during the November election.

This fraud took two forms:

1) Thousands of fraudulent votes were cast and erroneous vote tallies were recorded, due either to tampering or "voting machine malfunction". These erroneous tallies amount to hundreds of thousands of votes, and since Bush's margin of "victory" was only 139,000 votes, an accurate vote count could actually give the election to Kerry.

2) Deliberate bullying tactics and the placing of logistical obstacles in the path of legitimate voters, especially African-Americans, caused many people to give up on voting that day. Examples of this range from shunting registered voters from one polling place to another, to inadequate numbers of voting machines supplied to polling places, resulting in hours-long delays and lines. Working people cannot spare hours to wait in line to vote. These harassment tactics were condoned and initiated by voting officials in Ohio and other places, and are shameful and illegal. Those responsible should be punished.

This is the most important issue before us now as Americans, and should be especially important to you as a Democrat. The Bush administration has already stolen TWO ELECTIONS, and what have you, as our elected Democratic representatives done about it? Nothing! "Business as usual" is not good enough. Earn your pay - and the trust we, our constituents place in you - and rigorously investigate this rampant voting fraud. Until you do, I do not consider Bush the president, nor does he have a mandate. We have been and continue to be the victims of a right-wing coup.

Yours truly,

Mark Ungar"

10-20--2004
Don't Wait - Begin Impeachment Now
It's time to forget about being shocked and depressed at how 59,729,952 Americans can be so stupid as to re-elect W. What's shocking and depressing is that we can be so stupid as to not see that the Republicans stole the election again without our knowing it.

We already know, as Bev Harris ascertained in researching her book Black Box Voting, that Diebold electronic voting systems can be tampered with, easily and without a trace. Why is it that, when the president of Diebold promised, as he did last year, to "deliver Ohio" to Bush, we didn't throw him in jail, and take away his company? Why have we not learned that today's Republican party stands for cheating and utter disregard for the law and democratic process? Why are we pretending that they'd never do such a thing as STEAL THE ELECTION...AGAIN?? If we start looking, we'll find the evidence - totals were changed in Ohio. Votes were stolen. Dirty tricks were played. I guarantee it.

As a kind of consolation prize, the bright side of W's re-stealing the election is that now he'll have to stick around and face the music. Let's begin impeachment NOW, early, so that we can really have time to savor it. And totally ruin W's second term. And, oh yeah - that's a star-studded, double impeachment review, featuring Cheney too.

10-20--2004
Bush Receives Endorsement From Iran
The country of Iran has stated that it would rather see Bush than Kerry win the election, despite the administration's "Axis of Evil" label, accusations that Iran harbors al-Qaida terrorists and threats of sanctions over the country's nuclear ambitions.

Historically, Democrats have harmed Iran more than Republicans, said Hasan Rowhani, head of the Supreme National Security Council, Iran's top security decision-making body. Mofidi added that "Democrats usually insist on human rights and they will have more excuses to pressure Iran." Read the full story here.

9-27-2004

I'm too old to have watched the Brady Bunch while growing up. So anytime I see an episode now, there's a good chance it'll be the first time for me. I recently caught the end of an episode that featured the Bradys being adopted into the tribe of an American Indian played by the great Jay Silverheels, better known as Tonto from the Lone Ranger series. As Jay and the Bunch gathered 'round the campfire, I braced myself for a high cheese-content, polyester hippie Hollywood version of a Native American "pagan" ceremony. To my utter surprise, the ceremony was a wonderfully sincere (though brief) invocation of actual Native American/pagan/mystical values. Beginning with greeting all his relations (the animals, plants and ancestors), Silverheels saluted the 4 directions, going on to give each Brady a new Indian name and adopting their tribe into his own, pledging love, hospitality and support. An actual Indian dance in real costumes followed. I was floored - or would have been, had I not already been lying on the bed. In the midst of the plastic, in the artificial Great Outdoors of a soundstage, a flower blooms. Echoes of the Universal reverberate from my TV.

As the San Francisco race for the Board of Supervisors heats up, smear tactics are being employed. Expensively printed flyers and brochures from both SFSOS and the Golden Gate Restaurant Association have landed on my porch in the last few days, clearly targetting incumbent Jake McGoldrick and presenting the other five candidates for his District 1 seat in an "anyone is better than Jake" fashion.

One huge, gorgeously designed 7-page brochure came from SFSOS.org, which describes itself as a "formal, non-partisan coalition...comprised of individuals, not companies or associations." They were sponsoring a candidates debate, which I decided to go to to learn more about who was running. McGoldrick is endorsed by both the Green Party and the Sierra Club, both of which I belong to, but I wanted to meet him, size him up, and find out why he had gotten the endorsements. The other 4 candidates I knew nothing about.

When I got to the meeting room at nearby Lone Mountain College, Jake was out in front, boycotting the event, claiming it was illegal. I stopped and met him and let him give me his spiel. He claimed that SFSOS was a 527 organization, which is an IRS classification that allows and disallows certain uses of funds. By law, a 527 organization cannot act as a political action committee and expressly endorse a particular political candidate. He went on to say they had traced the major funding of SFSOS to 22 wealthy Republicans, making it a Republican PAC in essence if not name.

I thanked him for the information and went into the forum. The four candidates (Leanna Dawydiak, David Heller, Lillian Sing, and Matt Tuchow - a 6th, Rose Tsai, was not present) made opening statements, then took prepared questions from the moderator, finally tackling written questions from the audience. Each candidate made nearly identical sound-byte length statements, focusing on hot-button issues like neighborhood schooling, sufferage for non-citizens in school board elections, and parking and traffic. The audience reflexively responded with brief flurries of applause for each mention of these carefully-chosen, impossible-to-disagree-with topics.

After about an hour I grew frustrated with the apparent impossibility of any real discourse or conversation occuring with these candidates - I would obviously have to have a face-to-face meeting with each of them if I wished to really find out anything substantial about them. Things like: aside from sharing typical knee-jerk neighborhood concerns, what would you actually DO about these problems? What kind of power would you actually have as a supervisor? Do you know how to work with the political structure of the city, and do you have any past experience or connections? Are you a closet racist or fascist? Do you know how to listen, and can you actually speak in a communicative way? And should I pay any attention to the little man behind the curtain, or not?

Suddenly remembering that Jake McGoldrick's headquarters were a couple of blocks away on Clement St, I went down there to see if I could catch him and begin the process. He was in, and remembered talking to me outside of the meeting. He asked for my impressions of the event, and we sat down for about 1/2 an hour and shot the breeze. I asked him a few questions, told him about my political views, and he told me something about himself. I was cautiously impressed. Personally, I liked him. He's quite a character, and I'm inclined to be positively disposed to someone who met his wife of 31 years while homeless in Paris - that kind of adventurousness and sense of romance says something. He's an English professor, and a good writer. It was fun spending time with him.

More recently, I received a superbly printed 11 X 17 flyer from the Golden Gate Restaurant Association PAC (total cost of mailing: $13,040.12). It accuses McGoldrick of missing 880 votes during Board of Supervisors sessions, and goes on to state: "Here are five other choices for Supervisor in our district". Not a word more about the missing votes; no substantiation, no elaboration, no back-story, no context.

Ok, I says, let me find out more about this. I was unable to find any web presence for the GGRAPAC, so I was unable to query them directly about their claims. A quick search on the words "Jake McGoldrick missed 880 votes" on Google quickly brought up an article from the SF Independent, that free paper that nobody reads that gets left on everyone's doorstep. Reporter Adriel Hampton writes:

"In November 2002, voters gave the Board of Supervisors job full-time status, and with that came a pay hike. But a full-time salary doesn't mean supes don't miss votes by ducking out of meetings for breaks or leaving early.

Supervisors, who currently earn $90,000 a year, have missed an average of 400 votes each over the last two years, an analysis of voting records shows. The absences had little effect on the outcomes of significant measures...

McGoldrick's rate of absenteeism is by no means the worst. A recent Examiner analysis showed he led the board in meeting attendance over the past two years, and new data show he falls close to the middle of the pack in terms of missed votes."

Gosh, wonder why they would spend $13,040.12 to mislead people? Could it be, oh I don't know, disinformation?

9/22/2004

:...And, for a brief, shining moment, I had thought the cute little Hummer H2 had this particular point of macho absurdity nailed -- defined it, owned it, sneered at it and ran over it 200 times with its big crushing 22-inch monster rims and said ha ha ha, I am the one, beeyatch, no vehicle is sillier and no vehicle is more moronic and no vehicle is more perfectly representative of the aggro-macho-gluttonous attitude of America and no vehicle better symbolizes our childish and cartoonish and ultimately sad stance toward how we treat the planet and how we view ourselves and our role in the world." Read the rest of Mark Morford's column from today's San Francisco Chronicle.

24-08-2004


"Show me that I'm everywhere
and get me home for tea..."

- George Harrison

8-13-2004
Shoes - The Search for My Size & the Decay of Ordinary Things
Over the last few months, I've been getting more handyman work, which means more time on my feet in my work shoes. Coincidentally, as I'm closing in on the 1/2-century mark (1/2-century Mark!..tee-hee!), my feet have been hurting more. My usual M.O. on work shoes has been to demote my oldest pair of sneakers to the job, but as a freshman recruit to the ranks of the near-elderly, I thought it might be a good idea to treat myself to a brand new pair and attempt to at least try for awhile to fool my dogs into thinking I'm pampering them...besides which, my old pair of Rockports, which used to be so comfy and supportive, is shredding. Though men are often daunted by the prospect of shopping, I wasn't afraid, because I've actually learned and remembered a few things footwise in my almost 50 years. Simply stated:

  1. I used to be a 10 1/2; over the last ten years, I've become an 11 1/2.
  2. My left foot is bigger than my right, so that's the shoe I try on first to save time.
  3. There was a third point, but I forgot what it was...something about how the shoe has to be comfortable, no matter how deeply it's been discounted. And plastic uppers just don't make it.

So, equipped with this rigorous mental checklist, I set forth into consumerland. Over the course of the last few days, I visited Ross, Payless Shoes, Shoe Pavilion, Marshall's, Shoe Depot, Skechers Factory Outlet and Nordstrom Rack. I know; almost all of these stores are close-out liquidators, so they only sell the remains of last year's models and shoes so fantastically ugly that even RV salesmen and prostitutes won't wear them. But I wanted to try and find something for under 3 figures before resorting to an actual shoe store.

Suddenly and without warning, I now number among the Hard-To-Fit: size 11 1/2 simply does not exist anymore. And although your mother was right that each manufacturer's shoe sizes are different, miraculously, all 11s are too small for me and all 12s are too big - in every brand.

All shoes are now made in China. Apparently they use baguettes of different sizes as molds for the footbeds. You can get them in any width, as long as it's medium. And I hate to think of how many children, women and men went blind or died of overwork and inhumane conditions as they made these incredibly complex assemblages of plastic, vinyl and occasionally leather for their paycheck of a few cents a day.

I eventually found an actual pair of 11 1/2's at Nordstrom Rack. A consumer victory, at only $43! Yup, made in China - I told you, ALL shoes are made there now.

The Decay of Ordinary Things
Within the last few years, my mother first had a stroke and then died. Then my father had a stroke. These events, aside from their deeper significance, plunged my sibling and I into an extended period of sorting through what turned out to be 3 generations worth of household items as we moved our parents to new living quarters and got their old house ready to sell.

My mother had saved literally cubic yards of plastic bags, styrofoam trays, jars and lids and scrap paper. Not only were her formative years spent during the Depression, she was from Missouri, a state which sat on the design committee for that great Midwestern attribute, frugality.

Besides the disposable detritus (which included a 5-gallon bucket of nice rocks), there were the household items, the ordinary, unglamorous everyday objects. Things like...a butter dish. A dust pan. The ancient Tupperware container, used to hold the family brown sugar supply since before I was born. A fever thermometer.

I ended up keeping many of these ordinary household objects. In a way, they almost mean more to me than more valuable heirlooms like Mom's paintings and sculptures and the good furniture. I remember the mixing bowls in use when I was a wee one, my mom and her mother baking with them. The plastic coffee scoop my parents used for years and years and years, now residing in my own coffee crock...using it gives me a sense of continuity and connection.

Inevitably, these objects break and must be thrown out, and new ones found to take their place. And, just like shoes, I'm finding that these humble household tools, things whose eternal availability I've always taken for granted, are no longer available. They're all made in China. They're poorly designed, and made with no love or pride. The tragedy of it is that the people who designed and manufactured the old ones are either dead and gone or have been driven out of business by our globalized, outsourced, overseas economy.

Places like Target and Wal-Mart, whose inventories come entirely from China, should throw big worker-appreciation parties - invite all those Chinese sweatshop workers over for some hot-dogs and a day in the park. But that's not the point - it shouldn't matter where things are made. The point is: I'm becoming a geezer, and I'm sentimental over old plastic butter dishes. No, that's not the point either. I think it's this: that when you come right down to it, all we have, every day, IS the everyday, the ordinary, the little dishes, tools and objects and the ordinary things we do with them. It's ALL just ordinary - ordinary little interactions, tasks, relationships. Do we outsource them, leave it to someone else to put the soul into them? Or do it ourselves?

8-10-2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we...They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

-- George W. Bush

Ain't it the truth.

8-3-2004

Recommended Movies
The Story of the Weeping Camel

It's foaling time in the Gobi desert in southern Mongolia, where a family of goat and camel herders live on the sandy windswept plain. A colt's birth - its mama's first - is difficult, and she rejects the little thing. Despite their gentle efforts, the family cannot reconcile mama and baby, and must send for a good violinist to help them with a special ritual to help the camel weep and release its grief so it can finally accept its child. This is a sweet and funny story, looking somewhat like a documentary but unfolding like a contemporary folk tale.

I happen to be somewhat of a fan of camels - I met one a couple of years ago at a gig; her owners were in the business of supplying exotic, well-behaved animals for parties, and she was their demonstration model for this industry show. She was a young female dromedary, who stood about 9 feet tall. She chewed on my beard and immediately won me over to the cult of cameldom.

The fact that this story takes place in the Gobi desert means that these camels are bactrian - the two humped kind. Affection for either kind notwithstanding, these are some of the most ridiculous looking creatures you'd ever want to see. They've been described as an animal created by a committee, and indeed, even the grampa in the movie begins to tell a story about how, in the beginning, the camel asked God to make it one of the animals in the zodiac, but God says unfortunately he can't, so he gives the camel parts of the other animals - the eyes of the ox, the beard of the lion, etc. to make up for it. The little colt is so incredibly unattractive that it goes right through ugly and comes out the other side as cute. It's white - a Camelomino? - and, like newborn horses and deer, is all way-too-long legs bent in strange directions. As hours pass, it's fur fluffs out and it starts to look more like a four-legged ostrich with a lopsided pucker and crossed eyes, wearing leg warmers up around his shoulders. He needs his Mommy, and starts crying for her with a thin, wavery wail that sounds like someone learning to play the saw. It's so pathetic it makes you want to cry, but it's also somehow hilarious as well. Of course everything turns out right in the end, and you've just seen a couple of days in the life of these simple people who live in yurts in the sand, where TV is only just starting to make its insidious, hypnotic presence known. But what a wonderful story...go see it, you won't be sorry.

The Stepford Wives
This is an eminently missable remake of what I recall to be fairly ironic and chilling the first time around when it starred the great Paula Prentiss and Richard Benjamin, and where are they now, by the way? The irony in this version is that it stars Nicole Kidman, the perfect actress, movie star, mom, ex-wife of Tom Cruise (a fake name if I ever heard one - what is it, short for "Cruise-Control"?) and poster girl for Scientology, which can make you too into the perfect overachieving humanoid. Save this one for watching on USA channel next time you're down with the flu - Nyquil-enhanced, it'll be quite entertaining. No, wait, I forgot to mention: Christopher Walken is in it. I've been a fan of Walken ever since Brainstorm, and then it seemed like something amazing and unexplainable happened to his hair, and it's been that way ever since.

I, Robot
Is this a faithful adaptation of the classic Asimov book? Frankly, I can't remember - I think I last read it when I was 12. Asimov was never a great writer in a literary sense, but he was way ahead of his time in foreseeing some of the moral and ethical conflicts our love of technology would inevitably lead us to. It's surprising that it's taken so long for anyone to make this movie, and the delay means that much of the ground covered here - corporate takeover of everyday life, the hazards of playing God and creating consciousness - has already been thoroughly exploited by legions of other filmmakers. Still, I, Robot succeeds where herds of SciFi Channel directors (not to mention Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, the ham-handed owners of the Star Trek franchise, who should be strapped into their seats and forced to watch this a few times) have failed miserably. Although you know where the story is going right from the beginning (robots will take over, threatening the hegemony of flesh-and-blood people), the film succeeds because it favors good plotting and character development instead of relying on the (impeccable) special effects or hackneyed moralizing. Will Smith is fabulous in his role as the robot-hating police detective, as is Chi McBride as his boss. Director Alex Proyas (Dark City) proves himself well-versed in the visual vocabulary of classic sci-fi like Blade Runner, Star Wars, RoboCop and The Fifth Element - his use of familiar compositional elements is more respectful tribute than thievery, making the near future all the more real.

8-2-2004 - Good news!
Nancy Reagan to Bush: 'We Don't Support Your Re-Election'

7/27/2004

Whoopee! Guitar Player Magazine Reviews Avalon Rising



8-2-2004

Nancy Reagan to Bush: 'We Don't Support Your Re-Election'
By TERESA HAMPTON & WILLIAM D. McTAVISH
Capitol Hill Blue Staff
Jul 30, 2004, 08:12

The widow of former President, and Republican icon, Ronald Reagan has
told the GOP she wants nothing to do with their upcoming national
convention or the re-election campaign of President George W. Bush.

Nancy Reagan turned down numerous invitations to appear at the
Republican National Convention and has warned the Bush campaign she
will not tolerate any use of her or her late husbands words or images
in the President’s re-election effort.

“Mrs. Reagan does not support President Bush’s re-election and neither
to most members of the President’s family,” says a spokesman for the
former First Lady.

Reagan’s son, Ron, spoke at the just-concluded Democratic National
Convention and writes in next month’s Esquire magazine that “George W.
Bush and his administration have taken normal mendacity to a startling
new level far beyond lies of convenience. They traffic in big lies.”

Ron Reagan is joined by his sister Patty in opposing Bush’s re-election
effort. Only brother Michael Reagan, a conservative talk show host,
supports the President and claims Ron is manipulating his mother.

Unlike the other Reagan children, Michael is not Reagan’s biological
child. He was adopted by Reagan during the actor’s first marriage to
actress Jane Wyman and often complains that his stepmother, Nancy,
likes Ron best.

“He is her favorite,” Michael Reagan told Fox News. “Ron can do no
wrong. I mean, basically that's it, Ron can do no wrong.”

Ron, however, claims George W. Bush has destroyed the Republican Party
his father helped build.

“My father, acting roles excepted, never pretended to be anyone but
himself,” Reagan writes in Esquire. “His Republican Party, furthermore,
seems a far cry from the current model, with its cringing obeisance to
the religious right.”

The Reagans’ split with Bush and the party centers around stem cell
research which many believe can help find a cure for Alzheimer’s, the
disease that crippled President Reagan in his final years. Bush and the
ultra-conservative wing of the Republican Party oppose use of new stem
cells. The Reagans, with the exception of Michael, support such use.

There’s more to the feud than that, however. Nancy Reagan has told
close followers she believes Bush and the current Republican leadership
have divided America with their extreme views. She has told Republican
leaders she wants nothing to do with the party or Bush.

During the week of Reagan’s funeral, the former First Lady “went
ballistic” when she learned the Bush campaign was test marketing new
ads that used Reagan’s photos and speeches in an effort to show he
supported Bush and his re-election. She personally called Republican
Party Chief Ed Gillespie to demand the ads be destroyed.

Republican strategists admit the ads were produced but never ran. They
were pulled after scoring poorly with focus groups where viewers found
them in “poor taste.”

“Mrs. Reagan doesn’t care why the ads were pulled. She just wanted to
make sure they never went on the air,” says a spokesman for the First
Lady. “She does care about whether or not the memory of President
Reagan is used for political purposes.”

© Copyright 2004 Capitol Hill Blue

7-12-2004

Alert: Bush administration has plans in the works to steal the November election
As you've probably realized by now, if the Bush administration runs true to pattern, a major catastrophe, designed to shift the public's attention away from the real issues at hand, will occur sometime before the November presidential election.

As it turns out, at this very moment, legislation is being drafted which would potentially give the administration the power to postpone or even cancel the election in the event of a "terror attack". Please read this, from the website From the Wilderness:

"What had been merely a rumor has now become fact.

The Bush administration has asked for legislation enabling it to postpone the November election as a result of a terror attack. While worded very carefully to suggest that an attack must take place for such a move; I do not see either of the below stories unequivocally state that, if granted, these powers might not also permit elections to be “postponed” on merely a well-publicized threat. Don’t believe the press stories. Read the legislation when it is introduced to see what it says there. If that discretion is included then we are at the edge of an abyss more dangerous than anything we have ever faced.

These powers, if enacted, will go to the Department of Homeland Security. DHS would also be the entity to decide when, or if, postponed elections would be held.

Allowing suspension of the elections on just the threat of a terror attack would create a hole in the legislation big enough to drive an oil tanker, or an open dictatorship, through. Since the legislation has not been seen yet we do not know what it will say. Once introduced, the bill would then go into Senate and House Committees (Republican controlled) where the language could easily be modified to give discretionary power to the Administration. At that moment the Constitution would overtly cease to have any operational meaning at all. The separation of powers would vanish.

Judging from the news stories tonight we will probably see the legislation introduced fairly quickly. From the instant it appears, this legislation must be tracked daily, even hourly, at http://thomas.loc.gov.

Does any one of us doubt that if threatened or desperate, the administration would use those powers without hesitation?"

To read the rest of this article, click here.

On Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11
By now, many of you will have already seen this movie. For me, one of the most heartening aspects of its phenomenal opening weekend comes from the letter Moore sent out afterwards:

"Surfing through the dial I landed on the Fox broadcasting network which was airing the NASCAR race live last Sunday to an audience of millions of Americans -- and suddenly the announcers were talking about how NASCAR champ Dale Earnhardt, Jr. took his crew to see "Fahrenheit 9/11" the night before. FOX sportscaster Chris Myers delivered Earnhardt's review straight out of his mouth and into the heartland of America: "He said hey, it'll be a good bonding experience no matter what your political belief. It's a good thing as an American to go see." Whoa! NASCAR fans - you can't go deeper into George Bush territory than that! White House moving vans - START YOUR ENGINES!"

I saw the movie, and had one complaint: it wasn't long enough. Two hours is barely enough time to begin to scratch the surface of the amoral, unethical EVIL this administration evidently lives by.

There are those who claim that Moore is manipulative and biased. It's true - he is. I have no problem with that. We live in a time when, thanks to the appalling 40-year degradation of our educational system, coupled with the advanced brainwashing techniques our television networks continue to perfect, most Americans cannot read at better than a 3rd grade level. We've been conditioned to believe that, if it's not on the (media conglomerate-owned) TV news or in the (media conglomerate-owned) newspaper, it's not important. In the face of this situation, I have no problem with a little biased manipulation of images and words on the side of good. Bush's popularity in the heartland is based on the people's ignorance of his true face. Once they realize that true patriotism demands giving him his walking papers, his defeat will be assured.

This 'n' That

  • As a rock 'n' roller, I call for a moratorium on the use of the phrase "Let's rock 'n' roll!" in situations other than actual rock 'n' rolling by bona fide rock 'n' rollers. In other words, if you've got an electric guitar strapped on, or you're otherwise in a rock 'n' roll performance situation, either onstage or in the audience: feel free to shout it out! If you're in a tank, a jet fighter, a corporate boardroom, a cabinet meeting, or other scenario having nothing to do with rock 'n' roll: use of this phrase should result in death. I didn't spend my life becoming a rock 'n' roller to see this phrase subverted by corporate/military skankwads.
  • Car alarms should be made illegal. Ok - let me admit straight off: I'm turning 50, so I'm well on the way to becoming a crotchety old geezer. In terms of this issue, that merely means that I value peace and quiet more than ever before. I have yet to ever hear of a single case of a car alarm preventing a car from being stolen. Doesn't it seem rather silly to not be able to control one's own vehicle? Every day, I see people who cannot stop their own vehicle from blowing its horn, either when they lock it, unlock it, or just at some arbitrary time when no one is anywhere near it. If marijuana is illegal, surely we can make car alarms so.
  • Speaking of cars, why are manufacturers like Pioneer, Alpine, Fahrenheit, Clarion, Panasonic and Sony making in-dash DVD monitors? If they are allowed to sell them in this country, shouldn't they be forced to pay a hefty insurance bill to cover the increased death, dismemberment and property damage that will occur as people drive while watching television???!!

Come on, people -- just because you CAN do it doesn't mean it's a good idea!

 

6-28-2004

Visit the new More Moose MP3s page

Check out this new review of Avalon Rising's Storming Heaven from Duncan Glenday of Progressive Ears:

"A refreshing new-age approach to an old-world style"

"In order to quickly and accurately describe the music of a band not yet on the Clearchannel playlists, reviewers use two tools: Genre, and comparisons with other bands. But Avalon Rising’s music doesn’t lend itself well to either of those tools.

In theory Storming Heaven is Celtic rock. In fact it is very Celtic, rather medieval, and a bit rock. And although it’s Celtic rock, do not think of Mostly Autumn or even Karnataka. Those bands are more progressive and far closer to the ‘rock’ end of their genre. Iona may be a stretch too, and many would compare Avalon Rising to Shine Dion, Loreena McKennitt or Candice Night – but those are also uncomfortable references. Perhaps Clannad would be closer.

Since neither comparison nor genre will work very well, hopefully a more creative description of the music will help: Remember Glass Hammer’s Middle Earth Album? All those hobbits with their barroom sing-along songs? Now imagine that the Prancing Pony’s management hired the best musicians of the time and allowed them to use a very limited amount of electric and bass guitar. The band had a male and a female vocalist and used an imaginative array of instruments – violin, flute, harp, recorder, mandolin, oboe , trap drums, celtic harp, recorder, bodhran (a percussion instrument), doumbek (also percussion), and mandocello (tuned about half an octave below a mandolin).

Make no mistake, despite that interesting mix of instruments it is Kristoph Klover’s guitars that define this music, although they’re held tastefully back in the mix and often contribute to the traditional atmosphere. Imagine a distorted guitar picking a riff along the bass strings as an accompaniment to a fiddle and recorder playing frantically-paced, complex melodies. And over the 5 minutes the all instrumental piece introduces percussion and bass, and the guitar’s riff is developed into an interesting melody that complements the violin. You'll be left breathless and fascinated. And the rest of the tunes are … altogether different!

Avalon Rising is a project of husband and wife team Margaret Davis and Kristoph Klover. Davis is a classically trained soprano, and although her voice is one of the sounds that will stay with you long after the CD player has been turned off, the vocals are not the strongest component of this music. That honor belongs to the guitars and to Cat Taylor’s violins – one of which is a sometimes-strident but masterfully played 5-string electric. The band resides in the San Francisco area and has gathered a dedicated following through two albums and ten years of local appearances. And Like Glass Hammer, they were selected as the band for an official Lord of the Rings Oscar party in Hollywood.

The basis of this sound is in traditional English, Scottish and (mostly) Irish folk music, and there are continental renaissance-era influences. A few of the 15 short tracks are original compositions while the rest are adaptations of traditional pieces. And all 73 minutes are filled with those uplifting, bouncy compositions that will have you tapping your feet the first time you play it, and whistling along with the melodies every subsequent time. Remember Mike Oldfield’s stylized Irish ditties? Well this isn’t stylized – it is as close to the real thing as you’ll get in the 21st century.

To appreciate this one your tastes will have to extend beyond just prog and rock. This music applies a progressive spin to retrogressive music and will be appreciated by hobbits and open minded music fans everywhere."

6-10-2004

PARIS (Reuters) - Bulky four-by-fours could be banned from clogging up the chic streets of Paris after a top official in the capital's left-wing government described them as a polluting "caricature of a car" unsuited to city life.

An anti-sports utility vehicle (SUV) resolution passed by the city council could lead to a ban on the popular vehicles in about 18 months if it is included in an overall project to improve traffic flow in the city, Deputy Mayor Denis Baupin said Wednesday.

"You have to wonder why people want to drive around in SUVs," Baupin, a Greens party member, said on Europe 1 radio. "We have no interest in having SUVs in the city. They're dangerous to others and take up too much space."

6-9-2004

America Mourns Reagan
...but not in the way it should. Consider this:

"Another name on Ronald Reagan's roll call is that of Osama bin Laden. The Reagan administration believed it a bully idea to organize an army of Islamic fundamentalists in Afghanistan to fight the Soviet Union. Bin Laden became the spiritual leader of this action. Throughout the entirety of Reagan's term, bin Laden and his people were armed, funded and trained by the United States. Reagan helped teach Osama bin Laden the lesson he lives by today, that it is possible to bring a superpower to its knees. Bin Laden believes this because he has done it once before, thanks to the dedicated help of Ronald Reagan."
To read the rest of this article by William Rivers Pitt go to Truthout.org.

Also, this view of the Reagan legacy, in a story from Associated Press, published on Earthlink:

SAN FRANCISCO - As one of the first physicians to confront AIDS when it began its rampage through the gay community, Dr. Marcus Conant lobbied the Reagan administration in 1982 to launch an emergency campaign to educate Americans about the disease.

It took the president five more years to publicly mention the crisis. By then, almost 21,000 Americans had died and thousands more had been diagnosed. Conant, who lost scores of friends and patients to the disease, is still deeply angry - one of many Americans who view Reagan's legacy in a harsh light.

"Ronald Reagan and his administration could have made a substantial difference, but for ideological reasons, political reasons, moral reasons, they didn't do it," said the San Francisco dermatologist, who now deals with a new generation of AIDS patients. "President Reagan and his administration committed a crime, not just a sin."

Despite the accolades lavished upon Reagan since his death Saturday - for ending the Cold War, for restoring the nation's optimism - his many detractors remember him as a right-wing ideologue beholden to monied interests and insensitive to the needs of the most vulnerable Americans.

Bruce Cain, a political analyst at the University of California, Berkeley, said Reagan singularly brought conservatism into the mainstream during his presidency, an orthodoxy that has made Democrats and liberals an enduring minority in Washington.

"What made things worse for them is that he was an extremely influential figure, and his ideas had lasting impact," Cain said.

Elected on a promise to slash taxes and crack down on freeloading "welfare queens," Reagan depicted government as wasteful and minimized its capacity to help people, ideas that survive today. Reagan also dealt a blow to organized labor by firing the striking air traffic controllers, and appointed Antonin Scalia, still the Supreme Court's most conservative jurist.

Reagan's weakening of the social safety net by dismantling longtime Democratic "Great Society" programs arguably vexes his critics the most. By persuading Congress to approve sweeping tax cuts for the wealthy while slashing welfare benefits and other social services like the federal housing assistance program, Reagan was blamed for a huge surge in the nation's poor and homeless population.

Many won't forget his administration's proposal to classify ketchup as a vegetable as a way of further reducing spending on federally subsidized school lunches.

"Ronald Reagan really was a modern day Robin Hood in reverse - he stole from the poor and gave to the rich," said Michael Stoops, a longtime advocate for the homeless in Washington.

Critics give Reagan grudging credit for his ability to connect with working-class voters, who would come to be known as Reagan Democrats. He also galvanized conservative Christians to participate in the political process - even while putting some of their more prized goals on the back burner, like restricting abortion rights or restoring prayer in public school.

 

5-18-2004

Free Beer For Eyepatches
...That's right! I'll buy a beer for anyone wearing an eyepatch to tonight's Avalon Rising show at theOld Rogue (2319 Taraval St., between 33rd and 34th Aves, in San Francisco). This is a great opportunity for City dwellers to catch us at a venue IN THE CITY! - a real rarity indeed. Alternately, if you do not own an eyepatch of your own, wearing an old RUG (toupee) will also score a beer. Continuing in this theme, peg-legs, hook-hands, or a parrot-on-the-shoulder are all worth a free beer.

Of course, tonight is also a CD release party, celebrating Avalon Rising's new album Storming Heaven, a "Celtic rock tour-de-force", according to Gene Shallot of the T'day Show (he knows which side of his beer - uh, bread - is buttered). Clocking in at 74 minutes and costing a paltry $15, it's a Costco-style bargain, working out to a penny-pinching 20.27 cents per minute of music - an 80% savings over i-Tunes!

5-10-2004

Help Jimmy
I recently received an email bringing the bad news that traditional musician Jimmy Borsdorf of Hawks and Eagles is suffering from colon and liver cancer. I had the good fortune to meet and work with Jimmy and his wife Nancy up at the Gold Country Fair in Auburn, CA a few years ago, where we were all participating in a Gold Rush fair-within-a-fair produced by As You Like It Productions. Jimmy is a veritable gold mine himself of American old-timey and folk songs, and his between-song patter always had me in stitches.
Jimmy and Nancy Borsdorf, as drawn by the legendary Robert Crumb

This last Saturday night at the Santa Barbara Renaissance Faire we had a little benefit concert for Jimmy and thanks to the generosity of the evening dinner crowd we were able to collect $150. Many thanks to all those who donated. Much more is needed, so if you can spare something to help a musician in dire need, please send it to:

Delilah Lee Lewis
151 Precita Ave
San Francisco, CA 94110
make checks payable to Delilah Lee Lewis so Jimmy will not have to report the income.


5-4-2004

The Bulletin Board page has been removed, as it was hijacked by spammers.

Avalon Rising gets a gig in San Francisco! Read the press release here.

4-15-2004

April 15, 2004 09:24 AM EDT - [with apologies to Associated Press.]
WASHINGTON - Once again, President Bush misspoke on a weapons issue, telling the nation that 50 tons of mustard gas were found in Libya - twice the amount actually uncovered. [Editor's note: "misspoke" is a much nicer term than "lied".]

The White House moved quickly Wednesday to correct the record, with press secretary Scott McClellan seeking out reporters to point out the mistake. The president should have said in his Tuesday night address and press conference that 23.6 tons of mustard gas were found in Libya, instead of 50 tons, McClellan said. He should also have said that 22.4 tons of cranberry sauce, 33 tons of deadly gravy, 15,000 loaves of white bread and 24,000 cases of irradiated salt and pepper were found. McClellan went on to add, "to be strictly accurate, Mr. Bush should have specified that it was plain, golden mustard, the kind that is popular on pretzels and hot dogs, not that Grey Poupon stuff. It's bad enough that the brand name (French's) is the same as that effete country that wouldn't support our decision to invade Iraq based on trumped-up, made-up evidence of connections to Al-Queda - we don't need to get into mentioning products that actually have names that are, well, in that language we don't want to mention. Let's just say that, had he [the president] had some of this mustard back a couple of years ago when he had that pretzel choking incident, it might not have been as severe. And the world would have been made safer."

Bush used the 50-ton figure twice, but did not mention any stuffing, celery, or other potentially lethal substances.

The first time, he was making the case that his decision to go to war in Iraq has produced foreign policy successes elsewhere, "if you count turning every nation in the world against us as a success". The president argued that Libya's agreement last December to dismantle its weapons of mass destruction programs was the result of the U.S.-led war to topple Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

"Colonel Gadhafi made the decision, and rightly so, to disclose and disarm for the good of the world," Bush said, referring to Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi. "By the way, they found, I think, 50 tons of mustard gas, I believe it was, in a turkey farm, only because he was willing to disclose where the mustard gas was. But that made the world safer." Bush went on to add, "People say turkeys are stupid. But I had one peck a hole in my sock once, back home in Crawford, and dang, that was painful! And the combination of turkey and mustard can produce some powerful heartburn, which is no laughing matter, especially when you've just had a good snootful of coke."

The second time, Bush was using the example of the Libyan mustard gas disclosure to suggest that weapons of mass destruction could still turn up in Iraq. Though Bush's prewar allegations of Saddam's alleged weapons were his main rationale for going to war, none has yet been found.

"They could still be there," Bush said Tuesday of the Iraq weapons. "They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm. It's way safer just to destroy the entire country and kill ALL the Iraqis, just to be sure. At least I wouldn't have to admit that I lied! That's worth the death of a few of America's finest young men and women, don't you think?"

The White House's fast acknowledgement of this error was sharply different from its handling of Bush's now-discredited claim in his January 2003 State of the Union address that Iraq had sought uranium from Africa for weapons.

It wasn't until July 2003 that the White House said the statement, largely based on evidence of Iraqi activities in Niger that turned out to be forged and that had been doubted beforehand by some in the intelligence community, should not have been included in the speech. "Frankly, we lied about that," said Bush. "As I told my therapist, I actually have a problem with the truth, but only when it doesn't agree with the way I want things to be. It'd be so much easier if everyone just believed everything I said, and did everything I told them to do. I mean, what good is it being President otherwise?"

3-18-2004

Great review of Storming Heaven in Here and There Ezine!

"...bands like Avalon Rising are few and far between...Storming Heaven is a jewel, plain and simple. ...This is a seriously talented band....The interaction is seamless on every track, leading to a perfect album...one of the years best. Highly recommended."

-- Michael Sullivan, Editor-publisher- Barbara Manning fan
Here and There Ezine
Here and There Online Magazine

And, from our friend didjiman:


Finally, the Celtic Rock band Avalon Rising just released their latest CD Storming Heaven. They are loud, they work hard and they are GOOD. They returned to Pantheacon for a 2 hour concert. Supreme musicianship from all, but especially Margaret. She plays flute, recorder, harp like a demoness, and she sings!! How can a single person have so many talents!!

3-10-2004

East Bay Express Proclaims: "...meet your new arbiters of cool: Avalon Rising, the Bay Area's finest Celtic-prog band. "

Last week the East Bay Express' Music Editor Rob Harvilla interviewed members of Avalon Rising. Here's what he wrote about us: (or click here to read the article online at the E Bay Express)

All Hail the Halflings
That's right. It's Hobbitmania. So does that mean bands like Jethro Tull are gonna be cool again?
BY ROB HARVILLA
rob.harvilla@eastbayexpress.com

Geeks are the new hipsters. You missed it. It's not your fault. This seismic cultural shift played out slowly and deliberately, a zeitgeist continental drift unfolding over centuries, eras, eons.
Specifically, it happened while you were watching Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

The film, an 85-hour emporium of orc-infested dweebness, has ushered in a bold new era wherein the wedgie-ees have become the wedgie-ers. Return of the King's bombastic dominance of this year's Oscar fiesta cements nerd culture as mainstream culture. The trilogy, which in book form once enraptured and soothed society's outcasts, has now enraptured society itself.

The exact same thing might now happen with prog rock. So meet your new arbiters of cool: Avalon Rising, the Bay Area's finest Celtic-prog band.

Cofounder Margaret Davis calls it "fantasy rock."

Cofounder Kristoph Klover, Margaret's husband, simply calls it "rock."

And soon, so will you.

Avalon Rising spent Oscar Sunday in Los Angeles -- New Line Cinema's official Lord of the Rings Fan Club invited the band to perform at its official party. The ceremony was broadcast onto a big-screen TV, and after Return of the King pranced off with Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Excuse to Piss into a Sprite Cup, the quintet rocked out during the undoubtedly beer-soaked, orgiastic revelry that followed.

This wasn't a celebrity schmoozefest. "There were no big shots whatsoever," bassist Mark Ungar admits ruefully, "although Kristoph was mistaken for Peter Jackson, though he's a third of the size of Peter Jackson."

Do shows like this get, uh, rowdy?

"For extremely introverted, polite people, yes, they did get rowdy. There was some jerking on the dancefloor, even."

Mark, who at 49 is Avalon Rising's elder statesman, conservatively estimates he has read the Tolkien trilogy forty times; he recognizes the significance of the film version walking off with rafts of mainstream culture's most revered and respected awards. "One thing I noticed about our audience at the party -- it was a lot of older people, and I'm sure several had been reading the books as long as I had," he says. "And I did feel from them a sense of vindication: 'This is our moment of glory. '"

What really sealed it, though, was all the screaming. "There were a lot of women there," Mark recalls, "and any time Elijah Wood or anyone from the movie was onscreen, they just screamed. It was the third-loudest sound I ever heard in my life."

(Second-loudest: Mark's Sears-Craftsman hair-clipper, which he uses to trim his beard. First-loudest: a friend's African Grey parrot, which can imitate the sound of a smoke-alarm test.)

Chicks screaming for hobbits? "It kind of reminds me of the Beatles, that kind of reaction," Mark says.

Avalon Rising violinist Cat Taylor was not among this lusty throng. "No, I was the one with my hands involuntarily over my ears," she says. "I was very pleased to see them, but the guy next to me was standing up and yelling like he was at a football game."

So hobbits are the new Beatles, and Tolkien is the new NFL. So is prog the new rock?

Avalon Rising plays bright, bouncy Celtic pop -- lotsa tunes about shires and maidens and chimney sweeps -- with a dark undercurrent of technically precise trickiness, as though the Jethro Tull dudes had been sneaking into rehearsals cloaked in the Ring's invisibility.

The chops and the songwriting on the band's latest, Storming Heaven, are stellar indeed, but acquired tastes don't get much sharper -- aural black licorice, either adored or loathed. Avalon Rising will either transport you magically back to Middle Earth or make you want to punch someone.

"In a lot of ways it's really silly music," Mark admits. "It can be sort of pompous and pretentious and airy-fairy, but the thing is, why not do it? We're just doin' this to have fun. That's what being in a rock band is all about. Who's to say what pretentiousness is better than what other pretentiousness?"

Verily, indie rock's pretentiousness is beyond compare, but even those snooty circles are slowly warming to the prog rock they once reviled -- mesh-trucker-hat dudes are snatching up Yes reissues by the crateful. Meanwhile, badass metalheads -- with Tool at the forefront, touring with King Crimson and whatnot -- have long admitted the debts owed to, say, the Alan Parsons Project. Avalon Rising is nowhere near as high- concept, specializing in the sort of feel-good, vaguely Irish party fare you'd expect to hear if you visited the Shire's own Stork Club. But even after a decade of plugging away, the band's tastes will never be more aligned with the mainstream's than they are right now.

That's not necessarily fantastic news. "I think some people become fans of Lord of the Rings because it's kind of a solitary thing, where they don't need other people's approval to do it," Mark says. "There's a certain attraction to it not being something that everyone knows about."

Now that every chump you see on BART is stumbling through The Two Towers, Tolkien fever has steamrolled into the sort of bandwagon pile-on that eventually destroys anything worthwhile.

It's highly unlikely Jethro Tull fans will befall the same fate. But if it's ever gonna happen, it's gonna happen now, in our brave new era of Hobbitmania. Avalon Rising will never headline the Fillmore, but if this Oscar business scores the band a few gigs, God bless it. The irony of folks using the Tolkien epic during childhood to avoid the cool kids and using it in adulthood to be the cool kids is too rich to not savor.

Ask Kristoph, another Tolkien-phile back in his youth. "Well, I'm sure I was an escapist at the time," he admits, laughing nervously. "I liked the fantasy. I wanted to be in the books. I wanted to be in the stories."

Mission accomplished.

"I never actually wanted to be Frodo, though," he adds. "I always liked Sam better. I just thought Sam was way more heroic. Frodo just kind of had his quest and dealt with things, whereas Sam didn't have to go along, and did anyway."

eastbayexpress.com | originally published: March 10, 2004

3-5-2004

On The Road To Hollywood with Avalon Rising
So how was it? Well, highway 5 is still cruelly long and boring, especially in a '69 VW Microbus, that of our redoubtable drummer Scott. But we hopped on the road, and a mere 8 1/2 hours later pulled into the driveway of a gorgeous little Victorian house in Pasadena, owned by a friend of Cat's. Kent, an artist and theme park designer, has done a fabulous job turning this little house into a jewel box with an Art-Nouveau/Sara Bernhardt theme. Scott and I slept in the attic room, surrounded by hundreds of antique and vintage dolls, toys and games.

Accustomed to getting up early, the drummer and I went out searching for breakfast on Sunday morning and drove for miles and miles in Pasadena, curiously never finding anywhere to eat except Denny's and CoCo's - we must have been too stupid from the drive. Pasadena is very, very clean, and consists of the usual Southland mixture of new, soulless blocky buildings and wonderful Victorian and Art Deco structures. I was amazed at the sheer numbers of businesses - it seemed like Colorado St. alone had more than the entire city of San Francisco. For some reason I was also surprised at the number of down 'n' out folks roaming the streets - you didn't have to look far to see someone pushing a shopping cart piled high with recycling or worldly goods or using the sidewalk as their living room couch.

By the time everyone in the band had woken up and we had made our way to Hollywood, the town was a beehive, a frenzy of Oscar anticipation. Sunset Blvd. was lined with cops, with several of the side streets blocked off to keep unauthorized vehicles from getting near the festivities at the big theater. We finally found the Hollywood Athletic Club, our party venue of the evening, at about 2pm and started loading in. Security was in evidence - geeks in black t-shirts manned the main entrance, and assisted us with carrying our equipment up to the second floor. We got set up in a large room under a projection TV screen, just finishing as the first guests wandered in to watch the pre-awards show at 4:00.

Although party guests had the run of the luxurious 2nd floor, during the awards show most of them congregated in the concert room to witness their moment of glory. Each and every time anyone connected to the Great Movie was shown on screen - especially Elijah Wood, with his supernatural, Frodo-enhanced cuteness - all the ladies in the house and a number of the men would scream at the top of their lungs. It was like seeing the Beatles...that is, if you were blind, everyone was much older, and the Beatles weren't there -- otherwise, exactly the same. It was the third-loudest sound I've ever heard.

Our hosts had given us all nice little swag-bags full of tchachkes, including a leather-bound notebook designed to amuse oneself by keeping score of the Oscar wins, which I did. Amazingly, Lord of the Rings won every single one of the eleven categories for which it was nominated. That includes the Best Song award for the lugubrious Into the West, sung and co-written by ex-Eurythmic Annie-Lennox, who if nothing else is the prettiest girl on the Planet of the Antelope People. The competition in this category was not fierce, anyway - Sting's contributions from the movie Cold Mountain were nothing to write home about.

As a bemused and detached observer - after all, I've been a Tolkien fan since 1965, and don't really care how many people join the club - I was nonetheless impressed with the realization that it was very unlikely that this wonderful trilogy would ever again be the subject of this much celebration, popularity and publicity on a worldwide scale.

The Academy Awards show's opening film sequence starring host Billy Crystal was absolutely hilarious - worth the price of admission, so to speak. Billy was looking alarmingly aged, with a fluffy perm that would have done justice to any of his aunts, I suspect.

The awards show ended at 9:10, and shortly thereafter guitarist/songwriter Kevin Henry - who had traveled all the way from Michigan - took the stage with his wife and young daughters to perform his gentle song cycle Bilbo's Great Adventure. Following on his heels were the Texas duo the Brobdingnagian Bards, a pair of kilted geeks who strummed autoharp and played recorder, specializing in humorous renditions of Scottish and original pieces. Frankly, they weren't as big as I was led to believe.

Avalon Rising took the stage at 11:00 and sprinted through a 2-hour set of our normal Celtic rock stuff interspersed with selections from Margaret and Kristoph's Tolkien album - the sweet In Western Lands, the rollicking Merry Old Inn, the brooding and dark Durin's Day, and the Elvish song, the Lay of Nimrodel - the last of which required special audio effects, namely the Delay of Nimrodel, Ok, I made that last bit up, but everyone loved the joke...well, I thought it was quite amusing anyway. Though initially the crowd was reserved, we soon won them over to our side and had them cheering enthusiastically at the end of songs and occasionally even dancing...at least I think that's what you call it when you go out on the dance floor and jerk around.

As we loaded out, Scott witnessed a portable spotlight trailer break loose from the pickup towing it and careen down Sunset Blvd. at 30 mph, digging a groove in the pavement and throwing up sparks, eventually plowing into the nose of a taxi stopped at the light. Unfortunately, I was in the elevator at the time - that would've made my night!

After we had our gear safely stowed in the bus, Scott and I accepted the invitation of some of the party organizers to join them at the IHOP down the street. When we walked in, someone said: "Look, it's the band!!" and the whole place applauded us...and there you have it: instant stardom in Hollywood.

The next day, following another short 8 1/2 hour drive, I came home to a message from Rob Harvilla, editor of the East Bay Express (which I used to deliver, actually!) who had received my press release about the event and wanted to know how it went. Rob interviewed us yesterday, wanting to know if we felt "vindicated" as geeks now that the LOTR was at the zenith of its glory. I'm looking forward to finding out what we said in next week's Express.

Meanwhile, yesterday's Chronicle saw this mention in Leah Garchik's column:


 

3-2-2004

We're back from Hollywood and the Lord of the Rings Fan Club Oscar Night Party. More on that soon, but first: our newest page: Spam-Based Band Names. These names were actually received as the sender or subject line of spam. Check it out.

2-27-2004

In celebration of our 5th new reader, we've added a new bulletin board here on the site, so if you want to try and post something, check it out!

2-21-2004

We had a great time playing at Smiley's Schooner Saloon in Bolinas last night. Special thanks to Don Dean and the bar staff for treating us like family; also to Sara Bir of the North Bay Bohemian for this nice Critic's Pick writeup in the current issue:


2-20-2004

You know it's a good day when you can say...
The album's out!
...and we're playing at Smiley's in Bolinas!

Yes, after only 5 years, Avalon Rising, the Bay Area's premiere progressive Celtic/Medieval rock band, has finally released it's second album, Storming Heaven. This CD presents the band at it's finest, featuring the current powerhouse lineup of:

  • Kristoph Klover - guitars, cittern and vocals
  • Margaret Davis - vocals, harp, flute, recorders
  • Mark Ungar - bass, mandocello, vocals
  • Cat Taylor - electric violin, vocals
  • Scott Irwin - drums

Featuring 15 tracks and clocking in at over 73 minutes, this is the album Avalon Rising fans have been lusting for!

Smiley's happens to be one of my personal favorite places to play. Located in the mythical town of Bolinas, it's easy to get to...by comparison to Shangri-la. Just take Highway One north from Stinson Beach and take a left after the lagoon where there's no sign. Bear left for 1/2 a mile, then at the T-intersection, take a left and keep going straight into downtown. Smiley's is the white building on your left. And check out this great write up in the North Bay Bohemian! (Scroll down to "Avalon Rising").

To purchase the new album, go to http://www.avalonrising.com/disc.html.

In other news...
We had a great time playing at Pantheacon last weekend, where drummer Scott Irwin and I also backed up singer-guitarist-producer-teacher Brook Schoenfield. Check out the new website I've created for him.

2-9-2004

Health Alert: Bush Administration Not Atkins-Approved
A just-released study has alleged that George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft and the rest of the Bush administration are not part of a Dr. Atkins-approved lifestyle. Millions, if not dozens, of American eaters are expected to react negatively to the news, voting against Bush in the upcoming November election. The Atkins diet, which emphasizes a severely limited carbohydrate intake, has become associated with a majority of aspects of American life, including fast food, cars, entertainment, agriculture, economics, consumer electronics, computer science, crime, government intelligence, and terrorism. The late Dr. Atkins, who is deceased, was not available for comment.

Bush alleged linked to Janet Jackson Superbowl breast exposure
New evidence has come to light linking "president" George W. Bush to the controversial baring of Janet Jackson's breast during the halftime entertainment segment of the recent superbowl broadcast. "I don't know why this is such a big deal," Jackson is alleged to have commented. "It's only a breast - every baby sees at least one the minute after it's born. Besides, half the population has 'em. What really gets me is that people seem to be thousands of times more concerned with me accidentally showing my boob than with the fact that George W. is a liar and a moron. But I guess I shouldn't complain - the success of my music career is due to this kind of idiotic inability to discern quality". Bush is alleged to have met with Jackson in her dressing room prior to the show, and may have conspired with the performer to expose the breast in an attempt to create a media diversion to distract public attention from the worst "presidency" in U.S. history.

1-27-2004 - 4:15pm San Francisco, California

We're going Hollywood - this press release proves it

Pete's 881 show goes down a bomb
Avalon Rising
had a great time playing at friendly Pete's 881 Club in San Rafael. The stage and sound system there could easily accomodate the largest and most professional acts, and Blaze as The Soundguy was courteous and competent, even as we taxed him to the max. Special thanks to booker Randy Pallolio, who said: "You guys are great -- I really like your culture. We don't get too much of that around here." Randy's been trying to make a go of the club as a Marin County destination for live music for about a year now. He's a drummer himself, and obviously brings a musician's knowledge to his job. Little things like bringing us bottled water onstage were very much appreciated! Headliners D.C. and the Power Exchange were excellent - funky and bluesy, powered by D.C. himself, the funkiest drummer I've heard all year. Unfortunately, the Homeland Security Condition Lavender Alert seemed to discourage the majority of our fans, but the two dozen people who came were very appreciative.

They're here!
I mean the pictures of Avalon Rising at the annual Pagan Pride Parade Benefit, at the Starry Plough on February 16th. In fact, here's one below. For more, click here.

1/19/2004
It's A Great Time To Be A Geek
Back when I was growing up (imagine here the sounds of a rocking chair creaking and me hawking up balls of phlegm), we geeks were little pasty kids with black-framed glasses who got beat up by the other, stronger kids. We lived with our noses in books and actually enjoyed science class. Shyness around the opposite sex and underdeveloped social skills were a bonus that often just came with the territory.

This year has been something of a watershed in the annals of geekdom, with the release of the final chapter of Peter Jackson's epic Lord of the Rings trilogy giving vast numbers of people access to the tools and passions of geekhood as never before. It reminds me of Tower of Power's eloquent answer to the question "What Is Hip?": "Hipness is what it is....and sometimes hipness is what it ain't!" For those engaged in jumping on the bandwagon, it's nice to know that there's an actual BAND already there! Yes, now it can be revealed: the members of Avalon Rising are geeks - and have been for years!

Proof in the Pagan Pudding
In the matrix of overlapping social designations, geeks, sci-fi/fantasy fans and pagans can sometimes be the same people. So it was with great enjoyment that Avalon Rising performed at the Starry Plough in Berkeley this last Friday night in a benefit for the Pagan Pride Parade, sharing the bill with the venerable Tempest. Special thanks to Micha Dunston, who made it all come together in his own inimitable, good-natured fashion. When not fetching us drinks or otherwise helping with logistics, he was busy snapping pix - hopefully I'll be able to post some of them here before long.

Micha, being his own inimitable self

Oscar Night Geekfest
In the works, but not confirmed yet, is a special performance coming up February 29th. New Line Cinema's official Lord of the Rings Fan Club * has invited us to play at their Oscar night party, to be held at the Hollywood Athletic Club! This is exciting news indeed, as your humble scribe has at least 40 readings of the LOTR under his belt, and Avalon Rising founders Margaret Davis and Kristoph Klover produced an album of Tolkien songs. (Officially licensed by the Tolkien estate, The Starlit Jewel was limited to a run of 1,200 copies and is now sold out). As this event is a benefit for Reading Is Fundamental, the club can't afford to pay us, so in order to make it happen, we need to find some cheap (read "free") lodging for the time we're down there. A gig or two in the area (Feb 26, 27, or 28) wouldn't hurt either. If you live in the Hollywood area and can help us out with either of these, you'll earn our undying gratitude!
[* I've devised a simple test to help you determine whether or not you're a geek: simply cast an eye on the arrray of products displayed on the front page of the LOTR fan club's site - if you don't start salivating, or somehow find that your undergarments are moist - well, you're just not a geek!]

Not As Messy As It Sounds
Finally, in an explosion of geeky critical mass, the long-awaited album To Touch The Stars has been released. A cooperative production by Prometheus Music, the Mars Society, and the National Space Society, this album of songs by various artists celebrates the history and future of space travel. Musical director Kristoph Klover had a hand in
recording and mixing a majority of the tracks (even penning the soaring rock ballad Others Standing By),while I, your humble scribe, played electric guitar and other gadgets on 10 of the 17 cuts. Timed to coincide with the recent convergence of 3 spacecraft on Mars (yeah, that's right...we PLANNED it that way!), the album is receiving a gratifying amount of airplay and press coverage around the country. It's also been enthusiastically endorsed by The Second Man on the Moon, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who said:

"As someone who has actually set foot on the threshold of space and experienced firsthand its majesty and the incredible potential it holds for the human race, I am thrilled by this new collection of original songs celebrating the beginnings of our great endeavor to reach for the stars."

Here's a great review of the album from Clark Lindsey, editor of HobbySpace, as posted on Amazon. By the way, MP3 downloads of 5 full songs are also available from Prometheus Music.

Folsom Street Fair Photos, Finally
We've finally got some photos of our performance at the Folsom Street Fair -- dig us being rock stars! Special thanks to photo developer Craig Carter and photographer Rick Brown.


There's just something about a huge, outdoor stage...


Cat Taylor, bein' a rock star!


Kristoph has that rocker-approved grimace down!


Me! Me! Me!


Real stars never remove their shades

"They Wanted It To Happen"
I had never heard of reporter John Buchanan before this morning, when I received the text of his speech "They Wanted It To Happen" from a friend (in England, no less!). He's a reporter, currently a resident of Miami, and is running for president. I urge you to read this exceptionally articulate speech regarding 9/11 and the current administration of thugs who have abducted our country.

1-8-2004

Comparing Bush to Hitler: I don't see a problem
The Republicans have been in an uproar recently about two 30-second ads that aired recently on MoveOn.org's site. These anti-Bush ads, part of a competition to produce an ad that succinctly and effectively changes Bush supporters' minds about their boy, were actually NOT winners -- MoveOn members preferred other entries. These particular ads compared George W. to Hitler.

For a long time, I've been saying that this is the kind of comparison that needs to be done. Certainly George W. has displayed the same kind of honesty, integrity, and respect for human and civil rights that Der Fuhrer was known for. What I find difficult to understand is the reaction of various Jewish leaders, who jumped on the Republican bandwagon to denounce these ads.

As a person with Jewish blood myself, I agree with the oft-expressed sentiment "Never forget". We should never be tempted to forget what Hitler did, and we should be doubly vigilant against anything similar happening again. That is why we should have already been speaking out in outrage against the evil done by George W. Bush and his administration. From the theft of the highest office in the land, through his collusion if not outright cooperation with the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks, to the waging of two illegal, immoral wars, G.W. has been accumulating blood on his hands and evil in his soul. Bravo to those with the courage to tell the truth.

Boycott American Idol - don't encourage cruelty as entertainment
American Idol, the Fox network program wherein thousands of hopeful singers audition for a panel of 3 judges until only one is left, is in it's third (?) season. I'm asking my entire international readership of three to four people to boycott this show. I believe it promotes cruelty and encourages the acceptance of humiliation in the public eye as a valid form of entertainment. I particularly urge performers who might be tempted to audition for the show to boycott it - you are only doing yourself and your fellow aspiring musicians a disservice by giving authority to the extremely rude and supercillious Simon Cowling.

 

1-1-2004

Happy New Year! Merry turning-of-the-seasons! We've got a batch of new gigs coming up, so be sure to check over in the right-hand column to see where we're playing. Avalon Rising's new album is in the final mastering stages, and just possibly may be available at our show on January 16th at the Starry Plough in Berkeley. That's going to be a great show with our friends Tempest - don't miss this chance to hear the Bay Area's two preeminent Celtic Rock bands together. It all benefits the Pagan Pride Parade.

Also of note are several shows I'm doing with the Claddagh Band, starting this Friday night at Cafe Amsterdam in Fairfax. Playing with Claddagh gives me a chance to really stretch out on electric guitar, and I've also been bringing my electric sitar.

12-09-03

Anyone want to hire a used US "president"? Click here to view George W. Bush's resume.

12-5-03

Well, it's been quite awhile since I took keyboard in hand and updated the site. I've been busy being a working stiff, first with a three-week stint of data-entry at the palatial offices of As You Like It Productions, creators and producers of the Renaissance Faire and the Charles Dickens Christmas Fair (now in full swing weekends at the Cow Palace in San Francisco). Though I've held office jobs in the past, they've not been my metier, and every time I return to such work it's interesting to view the life of a commuter/wage-slave from a fresh perspective.

Driving north each morning from San Francisco, across the Golden Gate bridge towards Novato, I would tune my radio to the excellent KPOO, a community radio station at 89.5 FM that offers a wonderful selection of blues, gospel, and classic deep-roots soul music, depending on what day of the week it is. After going through the Waldo Tunnel just north of the bridge, I would start to get interference from CSN, the Calvary Satellite Network, a fundamentalist, conservative, right-wing Christian station whose broadcast signal overlaps that of KPOO. I would continue to listen as the two stations drifted in and out, partially because it reminded me of the days before digitally-tuned radios, when you could still find really obscure low-wattage stations by using a "knob" to make micro-adjustments.

But what really struck me, especially on the days when Emmit Powell's excellent Gospel Caravan was on, was the hilarious juxtaposition of these two pathways of approach to Christ. On the one hand was this gorgeous, beautiful, soul-stirring music, that made my head move like a duck, my feet tap, and my hair (what's left of it) stand on end; on the other, a 300-station satellite network promoting self-righteousness, exclusionary elitism and right-wing, conservative fundamentalism. A major part of the CSN's morning drive-time was devoted to the rantings of Jay Sekulow, chief justice of the deceptively-named ACLJ, the American Center for Law and Justice, based in Washington D.C. and doing its darndest to fight abortion and a percieved anti-religious bias in our government and promoting prayer in schools, the Patriot act, and unquestioning obedience to Bush and his gang of thugs. So that was a fun way to start the day.

After my stint with data-entry ended, I took 3 weeks off to be sick with a violent cough and sore throat. Once again, I learned the miraculous sleep-inducing powers of a cat in bed and a good dose of Nyquil, and got caught up on a number of movies. Major sickness is the ideal enhancement to TV-watching; the resultant 30-point drop in IQ makes it much more enjoyable, as one's expectations in the realm of plot-development and dialog are lowered to a commensurate degree. Highlight: The Hot Rock, starring Robert Redford, based on a story by Donald E. Westlake, filmed in the '70s. It had that whole anti-hero thing going on; Westlake seems to be one of the few writers who tell a story from the criminal's point of view, making it seem like a life of crime is just another perfectly reasonable career choice. Recommended book: Help, I Am Being Held Prisoner.

The last three weeks I've been working as a part of the electrical crew, doing the setup for the Charles Dickens Christmas Fair. Our task, along with the carpenters, vendors and decoration crew, was to turn four of the huge livestock sheds at the Cow Palace into a loose recreation of the London of the mid-1800s. The floors are of rock-hard asphalt; in the past, just walking on them during weekends while the Fair was operating was a hardship. Try walking on them about 10 miles a day, along with going up into the rafters on the scissor-lifts and breathing the inches-thick layer of dust up there - dust composed basically of dried livestock hair and excrement! Now by comparison the weekends are a walk in the park. During the run of the Fair I am also the Tech Manager, which means that I coordinated the installation of a new, excellent sound system designed by Tom Craft in both the Victoria and Albert Theater and Mad Sal's Dockside Alehouse. During the day I run the lighting board for the acts at the V&A, which include Stark Ravens' Christmas Pantomime; a one-hour version of Treasure Island, replete with a real cockatiel, black powder guns and ship's rigging; the Falcon's Court Birds of Prey show, wherein a Harris hawk is flown right over the upturned noses of the audience; and my favorite show, Annie Lore's Bijou Music Hall, which is as chock-full of loonies as an orange is of juice.

I hope to see you all at some of these upcoming gigs.
Saturday, December 6th: Avalon Rising's 10TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW!
Dec. 6th - the Bistro in Hayward, 1001 B St., 8:30 PM (510) 886-8525
Former bandmembers Deirdre McCarthy, Beth Milne, and Pete Gascoyne will be joining us!

Saturday, December 20th, 2:30 to 5:30pm: Claddagh at the San Gregorio Store. Founder Kevin Brennan is back from Ireland, so the band will be bassist Scott Beynon, percussionist/singer Uncle Bob, and myself on guitar and vocals. That's at the San Gregorio General Store, corner of Hwy 84 and Stage Road. It's about 11 miles south of Half Moon Bay, 1.5 miles from the beach. Call (650) 726-0565 for more info.

10-17-2003


I'm very pleased to be performing with George Pedersen and his Pretty Good Band this Saturday night Oct. 18th at the Starry Plough in Berkeley, California.

Legendary Plough regular Pedersen is a terrific singer and songwriter, kind of in the vein of John Hiatt and Dave van Ronk but with his own soulful style. The band, formerly known as The Natives, held forth as the Plough's house band in the 70s and 80s. I had the privilege of working with the guitarist, John Havard, on fiddler/songwriter Laurie Chastain's recent self-produced solo album, Remencier.
This band rocks and rolls, and I mean seriously! The event is part of the Plough's giant 30th anniversary celebration weekend. We're scheduled to play from 10:45 to 11:45pm, just before the Naked Barbies. Admission is free.

9/28/03
We came, we saw, we rocked! The Folson Street Fair, that is. The intrepid crew of the 7th Street Stage struggled to whip (ahem) the equipment into working order, and at slightly after 12:00 our MC, a 6-foot '7-inch blonde drag queen in a bikini named Princess Kennedy, introduced us to the expectant crowd.

Margaret (our vocalist/harpist/flautist/recorder player) was in New York and could not play this gig with us, so we were in hard-rockin' stripped-down 4-piece mode - no pretty, moody, atmospheric stuff for us today. It's always fun to play on a large stage and today was no exception. Our ever-so-helpful roadies Rick Brown and Laura Brueckner got some (hopefully) great shots of us in full gyrational rock star mode, which we'll post here as soon as they're developed.

Fortunately the sound system stayed running through our whole set; Space Vacuum From Outer Space (who followed our friend Pixie in her band Cuir Bleu) was not so lucky. We loved their song Space Monkeys, and joined in on the eminently chant-able chorus:
Pass me another
Pass me another
Pass me another
Space Monkey!
We bought their EP, Epitaxy Center - we've gotta cover that song!
Our audience was wonderful, especially new friends Bear, and "Buffalo" Cooper. See you next year!

* * * * *

More Airplay for Sophia Speaks
DJ George Maida (The Electric Croude, Saturday nights at midnight on WCVE-FM, 88.9 in Richmond, Virginia) writes The Veil with this note:
"I'm celebrating the first full weekend of Autumn and The Veil takes a place of honor on the show with My Heart is Like a Lion [from debut album Sophia Speaks]....I've segued from a clip of Aragorn speaking with Eowyn during her sword practice. ....I love this music. Happy Third Season!"
Thanks for the airplay, George!

DJ Jeff Robinson, at WMBR 88.1 in Cambridge, Massachusetts is debuting his new radio show "Poetry Jam" (formerly entitled "Behind the Beat") this Wednesday from 8-10pm EST. Jeff is the Spoken Word representative on the station. He's set up a Yahoo Group for this show, and writes our poet, Margarita: "The group will announce radio guest and other activity for the show. I also want to use the group to network and find potential phone interview talent for the show. If you want to join the group click here.

9/22/03
Avalon Rising to play Folsom Street Fair

We're very pleased to announce that Avalon Rising will be bringing its distinctive brand of progressive Celtic and Medieval rock to the venerable Folsom Street Fair, currently celebrating its 20th year as "the biggest leather event ever". It all takes place on Sunday, September 28th, on the 7th Street Stage (Folsom & 7th Streets, in San Francisco, of course). We will be performing from the crack of noon to 12:30. Check the Folsom Street Fair's website for further details.

The Folsom Street Fair is a fundraising event for various non-profit agencies. This year's beneficiaries include:
PAWS, Episcopal Community Services of SF, Positive Resource Center, Visual Aid, Project Open Hand, Dolores Street Community Services, Black Coalition On AIDS, Golden Gate Performing Arts, Lyon Martin Women's Health Services, Bay Area Young Positives, Destination Foundation and Stop AIDS Project.

Avalonians Rock Bistro
I told you we were gonna rawk, and we sho'nuff did. And were you there? Well, some of you were, and thanks very much indeed for showing up.

As Cat and I loaded in, we were treated to a customer playing Elton John's Funeral For a Friend on the house piano; when he failed to go into Love Lies Bleeding, we demanded that he go back and finish the job, and sang along. The ever-helpful Graham welcomed us enthusiastically, putting on a Favorite Irish Drinking Songs cd to help us get in the mood. How familiar - here were all the songs I heard all day every day during this past August's Novato Renaissance Faire from the Seadogs and Stark Ravens: All For Me Beer and Tobacco; How Will It Be If I Die An Old Maid In The Garret, plus Paddy Works On the Railway and Waxie's Dargle, which I know from The Pogues. I think the cd was by Tommy Makem and the Clancy Brothers. Meanwhile, the Hayward Gay Pride Fair was going on across the intersection, with an unvarying disco beat that would not let up for another 4 hours.

I broke an A string on the 2nd tune, then Cat broke one on the next. Later, her newly-replaced A broke again, at the beginning of a regularly scheduled jam in the midst of the reel The Morning Dew. Cat, who was wearing sunglasses a)because she's cool, and a movie-star type anyway, and b)because she had puffy eyes due to a medical procedure, couldn't see into her string bag well enough to find the right string. She left the stage, retiring to the bathroom for a better light source, while we simply jammed on for the next 10 or 15 minutes until she managed to get the new string on and returned. Paul, recently of the Grateful Dead cover band the Ded Guise, danced with his lovely wife, along with a couple of other couples, making for a fine shindig overall.

9/13/03

Airplay News:
Big thanks to JoAnn Mar of KALW-91.7 FM here in San Francisco for playing "Lord Haddo's Favorite" from Kyle Thayer's album Rainshadow, featuring your humble webmaster on acoustic guitar. JoAnn's theme on her Folk Music and Beyond show today was bouzoukis, citterns, octave mandolins and mandocellos.

9/13/03

In answer to the question "What day is it?", today I would like to quote Morris Day and The Time:

"Fellas: what time is it?"
"Time to get wild and loose!"

By a simple method of deduction and extrapolation, we come to the inevitable conclusion that Today is the Day to get Wild and Loose. For optimum effect, Evening also falls under the category of Today (the Day to get Wild and Loose).

To aid in your process of becoming wild and loose, Avalon Rising is performing tonight! tonight! tonight! at

The Bistro
1001 B St.
beautiful downtown Hayward
8:37pm - the cows come home am

 

We're pleased to welcome new drummer Scott Irwin to the band. Studies show his addition has resulted in an upgraded operating efficiency of +66.33%, with "Celtic" up by 23% and "Rock" showing changes of +42%.

Ask your bassist Mu for a free drink if you've read this.

9/12/03
Bush Resignation Hailed by World Leaders
by Greg Palast

September 11, 2003

[Washington] The surprise resignation of the forty-third President of
the United States, George W. Bush, on the second anniversary of the
terrorist attack on America, was hailed by chiefs of state throughout
the world. Mr. Bush announced that after, "two years of bloodshed,
economic devastation, and spreading fear in America and abroad," he saw
no choice but to accept that, "I have held a title which I did not win,
and for which I have proven unqualified."

The text of the former President's September 11 address to the nation
follows: [read more....]

9/11/03
Today's the day, isn't it? The day we can all look back - all of us in the world - and remember the shock, and the horror, and be astounded at the way everything has changed.

At first, there was deep sympathy for America. Messages of compassion arrived from my friends in the international community. The world crowded around, the way people instinctively go into action at the scene of an accident, comforting the wounded and bereaved, getting help.

And then...the man we allowed to steal the presidency and his seemingly amoral gang of thugs callously used the events of 9/11 to grab and consolidate power, pushing through the unconstitutional Patriot Act, invading and bombing Afghanistan, creating the office of Total Information Awareness to spy on our own citizens - the list goes on.

The legacy of 9/11 is the worst "president", the worst administration this country has ever seen. As more evidence comes out, it seems that the unthinkable is likely: that Bush and his people either knew of the strong possibility of the hijacking and crashes beforehand, or were actually responsible for initiating them.

I refuse to accept the "War on Terror", a hazily-defined war of indefinite duration, to be waged on whomever Junior and his henchmen deem fit victims. I apologize to the rest of the world for the atrocious, imperialistic behavior of my country, for allowing our own "Axis of Evil" to take power.

We've had a coup, a right-wing, Neo-Conservative coup. It's succeeded. I can only hope that we in America wake up in time to defeat these bastards. When the boa has swallowed you up to your neck, it may very well be too late.

 

9/8/03

I'll admit it right up front: although I'm basically non-religious, the Dalai Lama is my favorite Holy Man. His message, from every quote I've ever heard from him and all of his writings that I've read, is simply this: try to be more compassionate. Be kinder. Be more affectionate. Now, how is that not a good thing? It kind of ties in with, if you will, a spiritual experience I once had. It was a dream, where several people and I were cleaning up litter from a creekbed.
Phil Silvers was there - that's right, Sgt. Bilko - and I was complaining about something or somebody, probably whoever it was I thought had littered the area. Phil said: "It must be nice to be so perfect that you can criticize other people". Well, that shut me up - even in my sleep. I've never forgotten that, and this to me is the attitude that the Dalai Lama embodies.

My partner Deirdre has been working with a Tibetan singer who lives here in San Francisco by the name of Tsering Wangmo. Tsering was born in exile, in Dharamsala, India, and was trained in classical Tibetan voice and dance. She recently completed an album of Tibetan song, and was working with Deirdre to publish a songbook of traditional songs from her family's region of Tibet. She very kindly nabbed us two tickets to see the Dalai Lama in his appearance at University of San Francisco last Friday, where he was receiving an honorary doctorate.

A crowd of several hundred gathered to await him in the gym. After a short selection of songs by members of Chaksampa, the Tibetan Dance and Opera Company, a student gave a brief biographical sketch. The Dalai Lama was born in 1935. In 1950, at the age of 15, he was called upon to assume full political power after some 80,000 Chinese troops invaded. In 1959, his life in danger, he escaped over the Himalayas to India. He, and hundreds of thousands of other Tibetans, have been living in exile ever since.

The president of the University introduced him, saying these words: "There is one temptation His Holiness cannot resist. That is to tickle anyone sitting in front of him". As one dedicated to a life of silliness myself (the motto of More Moose is "Dominating the Universe Through Silliness", after all), this racks up big points in my book for His Holiness!

Then he spoke. He began with a bit of good-natured complaining about the aches and pains he is experiencing as he gets older, but said that even though there is that negative aspect to growing old, there is also the balancing effect on the positive side of being able to enjoy things more.

He said some more things. I have to admit, I've kind of been ruined for sitting in a hot room listening to a spiritual leader by my time in the Moonies (1975 - 1983) - my mind tends to wander. The sound system was poor, and His Holiness can be a little difficult to understand, though he did speak in English most of the time, only occasionally lapsing into Tibetan for finer points he couldn't quite express otherwise, then waiting for his interpreter to catch up with him.

What I caught of what he said was, frankly, not a big surprise, but I liked this bit: He said that we humans are special mammals who have the distinction of being able to think. Because of this ability, we have the chance to reach a peak of evolution; we can make the choice to be the most compassionate, the kindest beings on the planet. And that it's important to choose a healthy life, one that includes family and community, affection, and scholarship.

So there you have it...the secret of life.

We were allowed to write questions on pieces of paper -- mine was: "What can we do about the murdering thugs in control of our government -- in the spirit of compassion, of course!" My question was, not surprisingly, not chosen, but one that was ran: "What is the best way to deal with someone who threatens us with violence?" His Holiness answered: "run away!" And if you can't, or somehow you are in an inescapable situation with this person? His Holiness recommended first trying to talk to the person. If it is clear that they will not listen or talk, if you have a gun, shoot him in the foot, and then run away. That way, you do not damage yourself by taking a life, and later when you meet this person at a party, you can tease him about his limping...

After the event, we went outside to a Tibetan fair that was set up on the USF campus. It seemed like all the Tibetans in the Bay Area were there, selling their wares and reveling in the presence of their leader...They had been able to have a more private audience with him earlier in the day. What if your entire native land was in exile, occupied by a brutal oppressor? It's something to think about.

9/7/03
On The Road With the Band With No Name
This weekend I had the pleasure of playing for the 21st anniversary hand-fasting ceremony of a couple of friends. The band was the as-yet-unnamed trio consisting of myself, percussionist and domestic partner Deirdre McCarthy, and good friend and all-around helpful guy Aaron Hendel on upright bass. So, Saturday morning (ok, it was really about half-past noon) we hit the road for the remote foothills of California's Sierra Madres, heading for a place called Auberry, somewhere between Yosemite and Fresno. After about 4 hours of driving through the baking heat of the Central Valley, we reached our destination, a nature preserve and pagan retreat center called Gaia's Oasis, probably because that sounded a lot better than Gaia's Oven. Though undeniably hot - it was 90 degrees in the shade when we started playing at approximately 6:30 - it's still a lovely place, with a main gathering circle complete with propane-fed firepit, an extra large tribal-size tipi, a labyrinth carved into the sod, and various secluded nooks amidst boulders and trees, ideal for group meetings. We set up to play outside the main lodge, on a cozy patio ringed with boulders and mosaic-ed mushroom seats cast in concrete. As we had been told there would be no electricity, we were running strictly acoustic, with guitar, mandocello, mandola, and well-tanned vocal chords for me, Deirdre on her tiny, oddball drum kit, and Aaron on his trusty standup bass.

We've had 1 1/2 practices together, more or less. Our little trio is proving to be an excellent vehicle for some of my more eclectic repertoire, so as a warm-up as guests were arriving we launched into a set that included Godzilla, Messin' With the Kid, Certain Girl, Hound Dog, Maybelline, Old Chisholm Trail, and Wang Dang Doodle. This trio seems to excel at the blues; though small, the rhythm section is steady, and the sound transparent enough for my to take off on flights of improvisation on my acoustic guitar and still be heard clearly. It seemed to me like the kind of a blues band you might get for a quarter from one of the vending machines in the front of a supermarket, the kind that sell those trinkets in the big plastic capsules. The Gumball Blues Band? Hmm...

Pagans are always late (it's a fact, you could look it up), so the ceremony slated for 5:30-ish eventually took place at about 8. It was cosmic, earthy, windy, watery and fiery, and very nice altogether. We recamped to the patio and cranked out a quick before-dinner set, where the happy couple finally had a chance to dance.

Freelance Proofreader - Giving Advice Where None Is Wanted Since 1954
It's something I do all the time; I can't help it. Here are some highlights from this trip.
When we stopped at the supermarket to pick up beer just before getting to Gaia's Oasis, the checkout girl asked us if we were going to the Musick Mountain Blues Festival, happening somewhere nearby that day. At that point, another young lady employee ran up to our clerk, all aflutter because she didn't know if they would still have time to go to the festival themselves after work. Neither of them knew what time it started or ended, and as we left the store I saw why: the poster for the festival simply stated "September 6th, 2003 A.D." I sure would have hated to show up on September 6th, 2003 B.C. - 4006 years too early!

The Flying J Travel Plaza in Ripon has a big electric sign that proudly proclaims the availability of "Kripy Kreme" donuts. Kripes!

9/4/03

Space...The Final Fromage
An exciting project I've had the privilege to be involved with over the last 4 years is finally coming to fruition. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the National Space Society sponsored a songwriting competition. Winners of it and a similar one sponsored by the Mars Society, as well as new works from selected singer/songwriters, are featured on a new album from Prometheus Music called To Touch the Stars -- A Musical Celebration of Space Exploration. It's in the final mastering phase at Fantasy Studios now, with an expected release date in a few short weeks.

We recorded a majority of the tracks at Kristoph Klover's Flowinglass Studio, where I served as Hot Guitarist, playing electric guitar, guitar synthesizer, and electric sitar on several tracks, as well as contributing to arrangement ideas. I'm particularly pleased with the transformation we wrought on filk-mistress Leslie Fish's Dance On The Ceiling, taking it from a simple folk tune to a can't-sit-down ska rave-up. And it was great to play again with Uber-bassist John Land, a fellow alumnus of the legendary Phoenyx, now an up-and-coming solo singer/songwriter. New-folk fave Christine Lavin makes a guest appearance with her song If We Had No Moon, inspired by the documentary film of the same name by Martin Ives. The fabulous Gunnar Madsen, of The Bobs a capella fame, also turns in a "stellar" (eww) performance.

Budding Movie Reviewer
The SF Weekly is looking for a movie reviewer...here's my sample that I sent them, a double review of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Pirates of the Caribbean.

8/27/03
New Drummer, Photos for Avalon Rising

Progressive Celtic and Medieval rockers Avalon Rising are thrilled to add veteran drummer Scott Irwin to their ranks. Scott has been a cohort in crime with me, your More Moose über-lord, for nigh on 18 years now. We've played together in the venerable Random Men, L'Beat-O, Conundrum, The Green Men and The Veil, as well as various incarnations of Wise Guys, The Yard Dogs, and Cat Taylor's Fiddler's Fancy dance orchestra. Scott will be showing up on two tracks of Storming Heaven, Avalon Rising's first new album in 5 years, currently in the mixing phase.

Graphic artist Deirdre McCarthy shot some fetching photos of the band Sunday in the yard of her former elementary school, St. Monica's in San Francisco. The view at the right (under Performance Schedules) digitally places us on the Glastonbury Tor, heart of the mythical Avalon, in Somerset, England. Be sure to come hear us perform at the friendly, funky Bistro, 1001 B. Street in beautiful downtown Hayward, California, on September 13th.


Definition of Terrorism

Have you ever wondered why, in the conflict between Israel and Palestine, it's only the Palestinians who are described as terrorists? I urge you to read this article from Media Monitors Network by retired Brigadier General James J. David.

"The Bush administration is stepping up its demand that Palestinian leaders dismantle West Bank and Gaza terror structures. This demand comes in the wake of a devastating bomb attack in Jerusalem last week that killed 20 Israelis, including 5 children. According to a senior U.S. official, fresh emphasis will be put on calls to uproot the terror infrastructure."

"Prior to this latest suicide attack in Jerusalem the western media had reported a "relative calm" period since the roadmap was accepted by both sides nearly 2 months ago. What the media failed to report were the 22 Palestinians killed and the dozens of homes demolished by the Israelis. And where were the words of condemnation from President Bush or from National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice? When Palestinians are killed, the situation is considered "relative calm" even when the deaths are Palestinian children, but when Israelis are killed, it's called terrorism and the headline news never stops. Is it any wonder that Israel's most crucial allies include America's mass media and Washington's top politicians?"

"When an Israeli soldier fires a tank-mounted machine gun at a car stopped at a West Bank roadblock three weeks ago, killing a 5-year-old Palestinian boy and injuring his two sisters why didn't we hear of any demands from the Bush administration then?" Read more...

8/18/03

Avalon Rising to play Folsom Street Fair

We're very pleased to announce that Avalon Rising will be bringing its distinctive brand of progressive Celtic and Medieval rock to the venerable Folsom Street Fair, currently celebrating its 20th year as "the biggest leather event ever". It all takes place on Sunday, September 28th., on Folsom Street in San Francisco, of course. We will be performing sometime around midday on either the 7th St. or 12th St. stage; stay tuned here or check the FSF's website for further details as they become available.

The Folsom Street Fair is a fundraising event for various non-profits. This year's beneficiaries include: PAWS, Episcopal Community Services of SF, Positive Resource Center, Visual Aid, Project Open Hand, Dolores Street Community Services, Black Coalition On AIDS, Golden Gate Performing Arts, Lyon Martin Women's Health Services, Bay Area Young Positives, Destination Foundation and Stop AIDS Project.

8/8/03

Obscure Eclecticism Rules
We're proud to announce that The Veil's single Fever Vision will be played on WCVE-FM 88.9 in Richmond, Virginia next Saturday night, August 16th. DJ (or "on-air personality" as they like to be known nowadays) George Maida contacted us after receiving the new compilation album Oasis Alternative No.23. Oasis (free plug here) is the company we chose to manufacture our album, and I'd recommend them to anyone - their service is fast, friendly and there's always someone there to answer the phone if you have a question. And, we've been completely satisfied with the quality of our cds as well as the package printing. George will be playing our track as well as 11 others on his show The Electric Croude, starting at midnight. I think technically the date of the show is August 17th, but who's counting. Hmm, why is it our music seems to be favored by DJs (lord love 'em) whose shift start in the wee hours? Maybe we appeal to insomniacs.

By the way, I think I've figured out what Alternative Rock is after listening to the 77 tracks on the Oasis compilation. Ok, follow me here: There are no "Rock" stations anymore. You've got your Classic Rock, which plays what I was listening to in high school and college. You can't get airplay on those stations unless you happen to be Aerosmith or The Scorpions or some other band that is now considered Classic Rock. That leaves the Alternative Rock stations, which apparently play everything else. Is it rock? Who knows. But the tracks on the Alternative CD range from folk rock to modern rock to progressive to metal.

More Shameless Plugging
Speaking of compilations and the new (it's still new, darnit!) album Sophia Speaks by The Veil, if you don't have your own copy yet now would be a great time to buy one from CDBaby.com. They will be issuing a compilation CD of their own consisting of the best-selling bands from their site, to be given free to every customer until they run out. We'd love to be on it, so visit our page on CDBaby and buy a copy of Sophia Speaks. Thank you for your support.


7/23/03

New album "Storming Heaven" coming soon! Avalon Rising will be playing this Saturday night (July 26), 6pm at Discovery Park, downtown Sacramento, California. Click here for driving directions and more information. Hope to see you all there!

Ok, no more politics on the front page -- it's bad for business! (Just kidding!) Just a brief reminder: stand up for truth, justice and the American way of life, and watch out for Kryptonite. Seriously though, it's time to say NO to the lies, deceit, and shameful behavior coming from the White House -- impeach Bush and Cheney now! Meanwhile, check out these intriguing informational links:
Buzzflash.com
From The Wilderness.com
Alternet.org
The Architecture of Modern Political Power
Smirkingchimp.com

7/11/03

Today I received a request to sign the following petition from presidential candidate and governor of Vermont, Howard Dean.

IT'S TIME FOR THE TRUTH.

I demand truth from my government in Washington.

It is now clear that some officials in this Administration misled the nation and misled the world. These people must be held accountable for their failure to give us the truth before we went to war.

But we should not have to wait for investigations to rid our government of those who misled the American people.

They know who they are, and they can resign on their own today. I demand the resignation of those who engaged in this deception.

I added this comment:

Frankly, this politely-worded statement from Howard Dean barely expresses my outrage at the trail of lies and deception that has characterized the reign of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, Tom Ridge, John Ashcroft and Colin Powell. Although it is good that this particular issue, the attempted deception of the American people in order to justify a pre-emptive, illegal and immoral invasion of Iraq, is receiving publicity, it is only the latest travesty in a long series.

To begin with, George W. Bush stole the 2000 presidential election with the help of judge Scalia's illegal ruling and his brother and other cronies in Florida.

The 9/11 attacks, it now appears, occurred with the full foreknowledge of George W. Bush. We will, hopefully, be seeing the emergence of more information corroborating this. There has never been a thorough investigation of 9/11, almost certainly because Bush and his henchmen will be found to be complicit in the attacks.

Although we now know that the 9/11 conspirators were almost all Saudis, we still pre-emptively, illegally and immorally bombed and invaded Afghanistan in retaliation, an action which had more to do with allowing major oil companies access to the country to install pipelines. (Incidentally, the American people overwhelmingly desired NOT vengeance for 9/11, but accountability of those responsible, a sentiment George W. Bush handily ignored in favor of patriotic bombast).

Then there was the Patriot Act, an unconstitutional, open-ended violation of Americans' civil liberties, which should be repealed immediately. The so-called "war on terror" is a vague, hazily-defined license for unlimited power to wage war without accountability or the need for justification.

Bush refuses to work with the rest of the world in setting standards to combat environmental pollution and global warming, and seeks to weasel out of previously-existing anti-nuclear treaties.

There are plans on the table to hamstring and privatize the National Park Service, Head Start, Social Security, and other government agencies and programs that have been fought for long and hard by the American people.

George W. Bush is clearly a lying, deceptive, evil man, whose priorities lie with lining his own pockets and benefitting his corporate associates. He and his cabinet have no business running my government, and indeed have achieved their current positions of power by stealth and deceit. To think at this stage of the game that he will voluntarily resign is, frankly, naive. Let's admit that he stands on a par with some of the world's greatest dictators and begin impeachment proceedings NOW.


7/10/03

Before we get to the 2004 presidential election, shouldn't we be taking a look at fixing the problems we experienced in the actual voting process in 2000, leading to thousands (at least) of votes going uncounted, or credited to the wrong candidate?

I heard two radio interviews yesterday with Bev Harris, author of Black Box Voting: Ballot-Tampering in the 21st Century (http://www.blackboxvoting.com/). In her investigation of voting machines, vote-counting software and procedures, disturbing facts have come to light. You'll want to read the full text of her synopsis article here, but here's the gist of the problem.

"GEMS [the voting software program] receives the incoming votes and stores them in a vote ledger. But then, we found, it makes another set of books with a copy of what is in vote ledger 1. And at the same time, it makes yet a third vote ledger with another copy", says Harris.

"The Elections Supervisor never sees these three sets of books. All she sees is the reports she can run: Election summary (totals, county wide) or a detail report (totals for each precinct). She has no way of knowing that her GEMS program is using multiple sets of books, because the GEMS interface draws its data from an [MS]Access database, which is hidden.

And here is what is quite odd: On the programs we tested, the Election summary (totals, county wide) come from the vote ledger 2 instead of vote ledger 1.

Now, think of it like this: You want the report to add up ONLY the ACTUAL votes. But, unbeknownst to the election supervisor, votes can be added and subtracted from vote ledger 2, so that it may or may not match vote ledger 1. Her official report comes from vote ledger 2, which has been disengaged from vote ledger 1.

If she asks for a detailed report for some precincts, though, her report comes from vote ledger 1. Therefore, if you keep the correct votes in vote ledger 1, a spot check of detailed precincts (even if you compare voter-verified paper ballots) will always be correct."

Harris went on to investigate 3 things:
- Could one bypass the password and gain access to the vote ledgers?
- If so, could one then change votes?
- Finally, could one do this without leaving evidence of the tampering?

She found that it was relatively easy to do all three things; that anyone with a copy of the software, or a moderately talented hacker, could easily bypass the password, make changes to "ledger 2" - such as subtracting votes from one candidate and adding an identical number to another - and cover their tracks.

This is an extremely important issue, one that we should address BEFORE the next presidential election...otherwise, we might get somebody in power like, oh I don't know...George W?

Please write or call your Congresspeople. Even if you don't know who they are, it's simple - just go to http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/ and plug in your zip code. You'll get the names and contact information of your two Senators and one Representative. Tell them in no uncertain terms that you want this democracy-threatening situation remedied!

7/04/03

Happy Independence Day, Americans! Amidst the grilling of the meats, the drinking and the good times with friends and family, let's take a moment to reflect on what it means to be an American. Can we do better as a nation than we've been doing recently? I think so. Impeachment proceedings would be a good start in showing the rest of the world (remember them? the inhabitants of the rest of the planet?) we're very sorry we let a psychopath take control of our government..

6/30/03

Thanks to all those who showed up at the Shanachie Pub in Willits, CA this past Saturday night for an inspired show by Celtic rockers Avalon Rising (whom I just happen to play bass with). Former AR percussionist/vocalist Deirdre McCarthy sat in with the band on drum kit, and did an excellent job, allowing at least guitarist Kristoph and me to get "in the zone". The major stadium audience inside my head were holding their lighters aloft and praising me as the best thing since John Entwistle. Thanks to bartenders Chris and Da Grand Pooba, who treated us like family. When I asked Pooba for some water, he put some in his hand and flicked it at me...at last, someone who's more of a smart-ass than I - kind of takes the pressure off. And special thanks again to Jim Hayes, who once again bought us breakfast.

After eating the aforementioned, D & I went off down the North road, and stopped in at a fabulous thrift store in a big blue building on the outskirts of town. I picked up a few albums for dirt cheap, including A Meeting by the River, by Ry Cooder and Indian slide guitarist V.M. Bhatt, which I've read a lot about but hadn't heard yet. This is a great store for inveterate (maybe even invertebrate) thrifters. Another album find for the day was from the Goodwill store in Ukiah: Danny Kaye reading 8 Grimm's fairy tales.

Avalon Rising is looking forward to old friend and drummer Scott Irwin (alumnus of Random Men, Wise Guys, and The Veil) sitting in for (at least) the next couple of shows.

6/26/03

Here's a letter I wrote this morning to presidential candidate Howard Dean.

Dear Gov. Dean:
Although I had never heard of you before a couple of weeks ago, I am very impressed by what I have been able to learn about you through MoveOn.Org and your own website (excellent, BTW). I approve of your responses to the 7 questions we MoveOn members asked you. If you make it through the primary elections, as I hope you will, I will surely vote for you for President.

However, I am very concerned that certain issues not be forgotten. Here are some of them:
- Bush's stealing of the election. Surely what he did was illegal, and he and those who aided him should be prosecuted. At the very least, his presidency is null and void, since he did not win the popular vote.

- Related to this, the Electoral College should be abolished. It was created at a time when our modes of transportation and communication were nowhere near as sophisticated or effective as what we have now. One citizen, one vote -- that's the way it should be. The 2000 "election" was a travesty.

- Have you looked at the timeline of the morning of 9/11, and what the "president" was doing? His behavior was suspicious, to say the least. Or was it merely idiotic and incomprehensible? He continued reading to a 1st Grade classroom AFTER he had been told what had happened! This needs to be looked into. Although I hate to be a conspiracy theorist, Bush's behavior seems to make more plausible the theory that he knew in advance of the attacks. There are other aspects to the attacks that need to be investigated. The event was such a windfall for Bush and his cronies that it begins to seem possible that they were planned with their knowledge, or actually initiated by them. This is a terrible thought, but the Bush administration has shown itself to be capable of terrible things.

- The illegal, immoral pre-emptive invasion of Iraq is foremost in everyone's minds now. But what about the illegal, immoral pre-emptive attack on Afghanistan? Has this been forgotten? We bombed the hell out of a country which had not attacked us. We promised to rebuild it. What is happening there now?

- By the way, has it ever been proven that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the 9/11 attacks?

- What about the detainees at Guantanamo Bay, and the illegal incarceration of thousands of people of Middle Eastern descent - including American citizens! - held without charges indefinitely in our prisons, in the wake of 9/11? When will these people be released, or at least given a fair trial?

I don't want to rant on forever, or bore you. My point is that Bush and his administration have a track record of lies and illegal, immoral actions. They are not advocates of democracy, nor American citizens in the true sense of the word. Part of our problem is that they seem to be capable of so much evil that what they've done earlier is forgotten as each new atrocity unfolds. Well, I'm not forgetting, and I hope you won't either. Bush and his people must be brought to task and punished for what they've done. Remember how the entire term of the Clinton admninstration was wasted dealing with the Monica Lewinsky business? We have far more important issues at hand here, surely we can show that kind of dogged determination to pursue them to their just conclusion. Let's not shirk our duty to justice.

6/23/03

We're back from The Village at Squaw Valley, where we played Saturday June 21st for the Celtic Solstice Celebration. Avalon Rising played, as well as Celtic pianist Pamela Swan, cute-as-a-button teenage Classical/Celtic trio Emerald Mist, the notorious Bruno band and Pipe & Bowl Morris dancers, and harpist Chris Caswell. Special thanks to our departing drummer Kevin Fanning and The Village's Mark Appel for organizing the event. Weather was great, and a moderate but enthusiastic crowd mostly stayed til the end.

6/17/03

What's New
Wednesday evening, June 18th, 6 - 9pm, Deirdre McCarthy and I will make an on-air appearance on KFOK-FM 95.1 in Georgetown, CA. We'll be talking with DJ Steve Meadows on his show Meadow's Road and playing new mixes from the upcoming Avalon Rising album, Storming Heaven. As well as being my domestic partner, Deirdre is a former member of Avalon Rising, performing on vocals and percussion on their first release. She'll also be joining us onstage tomorrow night at Constable Jack's, as well as the following Saturday up in Willits at the Shanachie Pub.

Deirdre, Cat Taylor and I have also been recording music for an upcoming LucasArts computer game release called Sons of Einstein. The game will have a Celtic theme.

6/9/03

Special thanks to the wonderful, helpful staff of the Hyatt Regency Resort at Incline Village, Lake Tahoe. Everyone at Cutthroat's Saloon was friendly and accomodating during our Friday and Saturday night shows. Thanks also to local resident and musician Jeff Jones who was the agent for the gig.

6/4/03

Special thanks to our Merseyside correspondent Tony McBride for alerting us to this story.
From The Guardian, 6/4/03:
The Royal Mail has threatened legal action against an art gallery for selling mock-stamp prints that feature the Queen wearing a gas mask.
Artist James Cauty created the series of prints, entitled Black Smoke, Stamps of Mass Destruction, in the run up to the war in Iraq. The prints feature the well-known bust of the Queen featured on stamps, but picture her wearing a gas mask underneath her crown. Read more...

Miscellaneous Ramblings

Here's a picture of me taken last year while playing with the Claddagh Band at The Rose in Santa Rosa. Note the mic stand; I had forgotten to bring one, and this Panasonic Heavy Duty PLUS vacuum cleaner was just the right height. I even plugged it in and took a few vacuum solos.

And no, you're not seeing double. Next to me is my doppelganger, bassist extraordinaire Scott Beynon.

As some of you may know, I have recently relocated from rustic, cozy Crockett in the East Bay to my paramour Deirdre's abode in cosmopolitan San Francisco. We're in the Richmond district, a mile or so from the Golden Gate bridge. Here's the view from our second floor back porch. We're also 1/2 a block from Golden Gate Park, where I'm really enjoying midday bike rides down to the Pacific Ocean.

Here's the picture I'd put up if I wanted to cheat and make you think we lived closer...

This is the view of the Marin Headlands from our front window. It really gives me a sense of worldliness, to see evidence of the bones of the Earth, of our continent reaching West into the big blue abyss of the Ocean.

6/01/03

Iraqi SUV juice! Now On Sale Cheap!

Check out more patriotic posters like this one at:

PATRIOTIC POSTERS-WHITEHOUSE.ORG

Fed up with W. and his gang of terrorist thugs? Read their "origin story" in this good article on the Plan for the New American Century, by Bernard Weiner.

Let the thugs speak for themselves - visit their own site, at NewAmericanCentury.org.

5/13/03

Well, these are exciting times in the music world. Joel Selvin recently wrote an article claiming that: "After more than a quarter-century of being one of the centers of the pop music world, the famous San Francisco scene has crumbled." You can read it at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/05/05/DD258809.DTL . This premise raised the hackles of a lot of us participants in said scene, including local composer/producer/engineer Kent Sparling, who set out to compile a list of local musicians who are still very much alive and making the scene. You can visit Kent's site at http://www.jicamasalad.net/pages/community.html. Kent says:

"Dear Bay Area Musician Friends:

I must take exception to [Joel Selvin's] premise.

Yes times are hard:

Big name local bands have moved away, turning their backs on the scene
that nourished them. Local radio is owned and operated by the state of Texas, and is not interested in what you or I have to play. Hit producers of yesteryear have had to move South in search of two days of remixing the new Shania Twain single. Big fancy expensive studios have had to close their doors, since the mass of unsigned local talent can't afford to record on anything but Protools. Bay Area audiences are confused by a wealth of entertainment options - Tivo, the Internet, or the Metreon, and so forget to leave the house to see live music.

But my ire is raised at the suggestion that there is no longer a sense
of community amongst local Bay Area musician's - that we no longer know of each other, or listen to and support each other, go out and see each other's show, buy and trade CDs, play songs on radio shows, sit in with each other, and record, produce and promote with and for each other. I completely disagree. I have been playing music in the Bay Area scene
since high school in the early 1980's, and I'm in contact with more
great, talented local musicians today than I ever have been. And many
of those folks are yourselves.

So my thought is that we circulate this email amongst our very real
community, quickly within the next day or so; add your name to the top
of the list, forward it to your musician friends, and send me a copy.
We'll drop Mr. Selvin a copy of the email and give him a sense of what
kind of vibrant, creative, dedicated music community actually exists in
the Bay Area today. Then maybe he'll come out and see some live local
music. After all, a strong local music scene needs dedicated support
from local club owners, writers and reviewers, deejays, promoters,
booking agents, and the concert going and record buying public. We are
here, and we'd love to have them all join us! The reports of our demise
are, once again, great exaggerated.
"

Here's what I wrote to Kent:

"Kent, I couldn't agree with you more. I've been a professional musician in the Bay Area since about 1984; I also grew up here, and was attracted to being a musician by attending shows by Elvin Bishop, Boz Skaggs, the Sons of Champlin, the Grateful Dead, Commander Cody, Lamb, etc. at Winterland and the Carousel Ballroom. While it's true that the BA music scene is changing, I think that's a normal, healthy thing, given changes in the economy, the radio scene, the recording industry, and the technology of recording.

There's a common misperception that Selvin buys into: that lack of visibility on major media outlets (KFOG, Alice, etc.) and lack of corporate-sponsored "Top Ten" placement equals lack of creative, original artists. I've never had a "record label deal", and never expect to have one, but that doesn't mean that I haven't been busy gigging my ass off playing, recording and writing music. It really kind of raises my hackles to hear this kind of whining over and over again, especially since I've never seen Joel Selvin at ANY of my shows, ever. And how can Gary Tighe complain that there are not enough bands to headline at the Catalyst, when I've left literally dozens of phone messages for him, none of which he has had the courtesy to answer? I'm baffled as well as frustrated by such statements.

I also feel that attitudes such as Selvin's and Tighe's do "unknown" working musicians such as me and my friends a disservice, by negating the success we do have by somehow saying it's not legitimate because they've never heard of us. Get your head out of office once in a while, ferchris'sake!

I for one am happy about the ProTools revolution; I have recently recorded two albums in two different studios owned by extremely capable engineers who use ProTools or MOTU Digital Performer. One recorded on Studer 2" and dumped down to ProTools for mixing; the other recorded directly onto DP; both were consummate professionals who made recording a pleasure and delivered a high quality finished product. My point is that both of these studios had affordable rates that were probably at least partially made possible by the digital recording revolution. How is it not healthy to the BA music scene for an artist to now be able to make an album for $10,000 instead of $50,000? Am I really sad that a studio I would probably never be able to afford to record in has gone under?

I think we've all been conditioned by the experience of the 60s and bands like The Beatles and the San Francisco psychedelic rockers to equate success with radio airplay and commercial visibility. Artists who truly buy into this vision are the ones who move to LA, where one can trade quality of life and cultural richness for commercial success with the big companies. There's nothing wrong with this, but I for one will not be moving to LA in this lifetime. I love living in the Bay Area, and I love the community of musicians I play and associate with here. In my own mind I'm successful, and my landlord thinks so too. And I have an aura of fame that sometimes extends up to 30 feet around me! I'll respect Mr. Selvin's opinion more the next time I see his face at The Starry Plough, or The Bistro in Hayward, or Ireland's 32."

 

4/26/03
New Releases
I'm pleased to announce the release of a new album and the reissue of an old classic, both featuring your roving guitarist/multi-instrumentalist Mark Ungar!

Remencier
by Laurie Chastain
"Rad Trad: Fiddle tunes, new songs & old ballads"

A brand spankin' new solo album from fiddler/vocalist Laurie Chastain, featuring percussion and vocals from my partner Deirdre McCarthy, as well as funky guitar and vocals from John Havard.

I especially like Galanica, a Judeo-Spanish ballad from the 12th century, with its smoldering middle taxim, where John and I trade solos on mandocello, accordion and Laurie's grandmother's 100-year-old nylon-string Martin. And while Laurie was out getting coffee, we snuck in some Gypsy hand-clapping. There are plenty of other good tracks, including 3 original songs, a gorgeous rendition of the jazz standard Angel Eyes, and several sets of traditional Scottish and Irish dances tunes, all of which are played at the right tempo for dancing. This cd is available exclusively from Shambala Booksellers in Berkeley - 2482 Telegraph Ave. (at Dwight). (510) 848-8443. Open 7 days a week, 11:00 am - 8:00 pm, featuring: Eastern & Western Religious Traditions, Jungian Psychology, Acupuncture, Bodywork, Astrology, Wiccan, Magic.

Last night while at the Plough and Stars on Clement St. listening to a great set by Irish fiddler Maeve Donnelly accompanied by brilliant local guitarist Steve Baughman, I ran into old pal and musical partner Kyle Thayer. He and I recorded an album called Rainshadow back in 1993, and he's now re-mixed it and re-released it on cd.
It features Kyle on octave mandolin, playing several original and traditional Celtic instrumental tunes, accompanied by myself on guitar as well as Scott Thunes on double bass, John Rothfield and Heather Alexander on fiddles, John Pederson on uillean pipes, and Leo Desrochers on bones. The remix is a marked improvement over the original cassette release, and I'm happy to say the album has stood up well over time - it should appeal to anyone who digs lush instrumental sounds in the Celtic folk vein. It's available from Watershed Productions, 200 Gate Five Road, Suite 212, Sausalito, CA 94965. Contact Kyle by email at kthayer@saber.net.

4/20/03

Yesterday was, as usual, a stunningly lovely day down at The San Gregorio General Store, owner George Cattermole's bastion of great music, tasty Bloody Marys, and compassionate liberal politics. The Rusticators finished their early set of original folky country songs and cleared the stage for The Claddagh Band. Drummer par excellence Jerry Harrington sat in and brought the proceedings to the next level. During breaks, out back at the Love Shack, your guitarist played with black dogs Nico and Chip.

Then it was on to Hayward for a half-evening at The Bistro with Avalon Rising. Thanks to all our fans who responded to the earlier scheduling of our set. The band raced through an energetic set, then cleared the way for The Light Brigade, featuring a guitarist well-steeped in Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, and Hendrix. Special thanks to bartender Graham, who heroically dealt with two bands instead of one, and graciously fulfilled our every need in the drink department. Sorry about taking off with the key to the side door, Graham!

4/16/03

TWO FOR ONE AT BISTRO, THIS SAT. APR. 19.
These things happen - everyone makes mistakes; sometimes the material of the brain gets spread too thin. That's what happened to Victor, genial proprietor and booker of beautiful downtown Hayward's The Bistro. He accidentally booked The Light Brigade the same night as Avalon Rising. His memory loss is your gain! This Saturday, April 19th get TWO BANDS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!! Come on down to The Bistro, 1001 B Street, Hayward, California, 510-886-8525. Because of the mix-up, Avalon Rising will start early, possibly as early as 7:30 if we can get it together that soon, and end at 9:30. The Light Brigade purportedly plays Trip-Pop - Jimi Hendrix meets John Lennon.

The Bistro is a friendly, funky establishment where the elite meet to enjoy great music, microbrews and good wine, and espresso specialties. There is no cover.

 

4/14/03

Thanks to everyone who came out to hear Avalon Rising at The Dog's Bollix Sunday afternoon. I haven't been in the place since it was the Ha-Ha a Go-Go many years ago. Special thanks to owners Pete and Jackie for their wonderful hospitality.

4/10/03

Special thanks to Constable Jack's in Newcastle, California for a great time last night! It was great to play on a large professional stage, and the bayou backdrop, complete with shack with lit-up windows, was wonderful. As were the assorted faux vines and creepers hanging from the ceiling, as well as various bodies... The alligator was tasty, too! Avalon Rising is looking forward to returning on a Thursday night in a couple of months. Thanks as well to all 27 people who came to the show and were very supportive and attentive.

Many thanks as well to Jenny Michael of KVMR - FM in Nevada City, who graciously interviewed us and had us play live on her show, the afternoon drive-time Music Magazine. She took it right in stride when Cat, Kevin and I breezed in the door precisely at air-time, due to a major accident earlier on Hwy. 80 west of Sacramento.

 

4/8/03
Thanks to all the folks who came out for the Avalon Rising show at the Shanachie Pub in Willits last Saturday night...We had a great time, and are looking forward to returning in May or June.

We've got a full week of interviews and performances coming up; check it all out on the sidebar to the right.

4/01/03

Do you believe the polls? I've never ever been polled on my rating of the president's performance. No one I know has. Statistics, of course, can be used to support any point of view -- it all depends on what questions you ask. For a great example of biased polling, visit http://www.msnbc.com/modules/exports/ct_email.asp?/news/893087.asp

After taking that poll, I decided to make up one of my own. Here are some sample questions:

1. Given how stupid, pig-headed, greedy, short-sighted and naive "the president" is, did you believe him when he lied to you about the reasons for the war and how short it was gonna be?
Yes - I either have no brain, or I've been lulled to sleep by the steady dimunition of the quality of news reporting in America, where there is really no news about the rest of the world.
No - I have my eye on this weasel

2. How long do you think it's going to take for it to be prohibitively dangerous for Americans to travel overseas, now we've turned 98% of the world against us through our unprovoked first-strike invasion of an innocent population whose children we've already been depriving of basic supplies through sanctions, and whose mothers we've already been giving the chance to give birth to deformed, mutated babies through our use of depleted uranium ammunition?
It's already happening
I dunno -- three weeks?

I am emigrating to (fill in country) and renouncing my American citizenship

As this is not a real poll, clicking this button does nothing. If you really must click it, just hit your Back button to come back from the error page.

 

3/31/03

Avalon Rising's 1st Tour Date A Smash Success
Why? Well, mainly because we say it was. No really, though, we had a great time in Fort Bragg, at the 200 Oak Club. One couldn't have asked for a more gorgeous day, and the drive up, through the magnificent redwoods along Hwy 128, is always one of my favorites. Our gracious host, Charles "don't call me Chuck but everyone always does" Peavey, showed drummer Kevin and I to a beautiful meadow on his property overlooking the Noyo River, where I set my tent and we gathered firewood for later that night.

Apparently either the invasion or the economy is keeping the Fort Bragg residents at home at night, because they stayed away in droves. Many thanks to those who did show up, including J.P., Mickey and Beth, Ron, and approximately 5 others. And thanks to the regular who tossed 5 joints on the CD table! Tatiana, Chuck's (oops, I mean Charles') daughter, ran sound for the first time -- she did a great job mixing her first band, and with 22 instruments onstage and a total of 108 strings, we're not easy! Aside from a few technical difficulties in the guitar camp, we played well and rocked the house. All in all it was a good opening night for our Spring Tour 2003, celebrating the release of Storming Heaven, our new album, which is almost done.

After the show, the 2 ladies went to bed in the motel, while the 3 guys gathered 'round the campfire for post-mortem male bonding and gas-release. Eventually morning came, and with it a magnificent organic breakfast at Cafe One, 753 N. Main, one of the few exceptions to the rule that you can't get good pancakes and good coffee at the same place. Then north a couple of miles to MacKerricher State Park, where we waded in the intensely blue ocean and watched a seal.

We're hoping to see more people at our show next Saturday night at the Shanachie Pub, 50B South Main St., in Willits. The place is a little hard to spot; it's mostly located back from the street; the front door is between the Stamp Shoppe and the Purple Thistle. There's a beautiful sign, which is neatly covered by a tree. If you get lost, call them at 707-459-9194.

3/27/03

OK, here's the deal in a nutshell:
I don't believe in God. I don't believe that there is any inherent meaning, morality, or ethics built-in to the Universe. We humans are animals, and do not have destinies, fates, previous lives, or lives beyond the grave. But we do seem to have consciousness, and as beings of consciousness, we love to create or "find" meaning in the events and things around us. More than that, this meaning-making seems to be essential to our happiness.

So be it, then! Let's make meaning. Let's start by treating others the way we ourselves enjoy being treated. Where there is nothing but Nature, "red in tooth and claw", let us create Civilization, using the made-up, fictitious tools of compassion, nobility and kindness.

There is no natural law requiring humans to make a beautiful, pleasant life for ourselves. Let's do it anyway. It's a choice. It doesn't take a genius to realize: life is better that way.

It grieves and angers me to see Bush Jr. & Co. acting like poster children for cruelty, greed and arrogance. Under the cynical euphemism of "liberating" the Iraqi people - a service that was never requested - they have launched a hostile invasion in the name of millions of Americans who do not support it. As I listened to the meeting of the U.N. Security Council this morning, I was reassured to hear that most of the representatives seem to agree with me.

Bottom line: Bush is out of control. If he's not actually insane, he is at the very least very, very stupid, greedy, and arrogant. He does not represent the people of this country. He is waging an illegal, undeclared war of aggression. Let's begin impeachment proceedings now.

3-25-03

This article by British journalist John Pilger expresses much more eloquently than I can that Bush, Blair and their collaborators have the blood of children on their hands...

3-24-03

"President" Bush: If you want to go to war, be my guest: go to war yourself. Or send your daughters. But don't do it in my name.

Bravo to Oscar-winner Michael Moore (Best Documentary, Bowling For Columbine), whose final comments regarding Bush from the mic were: "When you've got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, you're going to lose!"

3-20-03
Have you ever been ashamed of your companions or family? Once I had the opportunity to tour Germany for a month with a folk group. A member had quit on short notice, having been unable to stand working with the leader for another minute. I very soon came to understand why; Jim (his real name) was one of the most self-centered, stupid, socially clueless people I've ever had the misfortune to work for or with. As we traveled through Germany, we stayed at a variety of places, including private lodging houses, hostels, sometimes with friends of the group who hosted us in their own homes, and we were unfailingly shown the most gracious of hospitality. On dozens of occasions I wished I were carrying cards, cards that could be discretely slipped to whomever it was Jim had just offended, cards which would read:

"Please accept my fervent apologies on behalf of my idiot friend. He's probably so dumb he doesn't even realize that what he has just said or done is extremely rude and offensive. I sincerely hope that you won't form an opinion of all Americans based on his behavior. It was a mistake for me to associate with him, and I'm going to kill him when we get home. Please send a bill for the damages."

I wish today that I could give such a card to the people of Iraq and the rest of the world. I am horrified by America's unprovoked invasion of Iraq. I am beyond ashamed that I and my fellow citizens have somehow allowed George W. Bush to become "President", and that he is apparently beyond control.

This invasion must STOP. No one I know is in favor of it. By instigating this unprovoked attack on the people of Iraq, Bush has lowered himself to the level of the 9/11 conspirators. There is no connection between the 9/11 attacks and Saddam Hussein; there is every connection between this attack and the Bush tribe's desire to control the flow of oil to rest of the world and to garner huge contracts for their corporate friends.

I did not vote for Bush, nor was he ever legally elected. He did not assume office with a mandate from the people of America, nor does he represent them now, especially not in these actions.

This morning's bombings began in hopes of hitting a "target of opportunity" - namely Hussein and his top-level staffers - in a "decapitation strike". In all fairness to the innocents that are dying even now - isn't there some way we could have one of those here? Bush has arguably become the most dangerous man in America's history; he has, through this one act of evil, placed incalculable numbers of lives at risk, both at home and abroad. He and his Gang of Evil - Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, etc. - do not represent America's interests or America's people, and are presently engaged in alienating our former supporters in the world community and antagonizing the Muslim and Iraqi world.

THIS UNPROVOKED WAR MUST STOP. BUSH AND HIS CABINET MUST BE REMOVED FROM POWER. Let's begin impeachment proceedings NOW.

 

 

Performance Schedule
Seen About Town

icon Friday, June 25th, The Wrenboys return to the Plough & Stars, San Francisco's favorite Irish pub. Glenn, Frank, Autumn and Mark will be performing their own special version of traditional acoustic Irish music. The Plough is located at: 116 Clement St., San Francisco CA 94118

icon Thursday, July 15th,6:30 -8:00 pm
enjoy Celtic rock with Avalon Rising at
Pinole Summer Sounds 
Outdoor Concert 6:30 - 8:00
Fernandez Park
595 Tennent Ave., Pinole, CA 

icon Friday, July 16th, 8:30 pm
enjoy Celtic rock with Avalon Rising opening for Plasterkatz! With acoustic trio suboptimal.
Rooster's Roadhouse
AT THE CORNER OF CLEMENT AVE. AND GRAND ST., ALAMEDA, CA.94501 

icon On Monday, July 19th, I'll be appearing with host Jeffrey Weissman on the KRCB radio show Rare and Well Done. We'll be spinning some music and talking about "The B-Team" - what I like to call some of the supposedly second-tier artists like Paul Revere & the Raiders, the Monkees, and The Faces whom time has shown to be every bit as good as their more successful peers.

iconSaturday, October 2nd 7:00
Avalon Rising (ballroom style)
PEERS Evil League of Evil Villain's Ball
Doors Open 6:45 p.m.
Dance Lesson: 7:00 p.m.
Dancing Begins: 8:00 p.m.
Tix: $15.00 advance (by April 24)
At the door: $20.00
Masonic Lodge of San Mateo
100 N. Ellsworth Avenue, San Mateo, CA

iconSaturday and Sunday  October 23rd & 24th 
Avalon Rising
All Hallows Fantasy Faire

Avalon Rising plays both days, times TBA
Mother Lode Fairgrounds, Sonora, CA

icon Friday, October 29th 
Avalon Rising
Papa's Taverna

Papa’s Taverna serves authentic Greek cuisine in a fun and comfortable taverna atmosphere!
For Reservations: 707-769-8545 or email 
reservations@papastaverna.com
5688 Lakeville Highway, Petaluma, Ca. 94954

Saturday, February 13, 2010: 9:00
Pantheacon Convention
Dance concert - Cedar/Pine Room
Doubletree Inn
2050 Gateway Place, San Jose, California, United States 95110
408-453-4000

This is the biggest pagan event of the year, folks! With any luck we will have a pre-release EP of our new album Antlers & Elbows available at the show.

Admission is Free with Convention Membership. The Doubletree Inn has no rooms available.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010:
Schelly's Bar
15009 Farnsworth St.
San Leandro, Ca 94579
(510) 351-1222
schellysbar@gmail.com
This is a Mardi Gras/New Orleans-themed show, so show up in your royal finery! If you haven't got any yet, Schelly's usually has lots of free bling. But seriously: wear a hat, look stupid...we don't want to stand out.

CONTEST: Suggest a favorite classic New Orleans-style song you think we should cover for this show, and if we do, you win a PRIZE!

Saturday, Nov 14, 2009 9:30 - 10:30:
Axis of Blues with Plasterkatz
Ireland's 32
3920 Geary Blvd (between 3rd Ave & 4th Ave) 
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 386-6173

Thursday, Oct 22,2009 8:30 - 11:30:
Axis of Blues with special guest Sean Folsom
The Bistro
1001 B St., Hayward
(510) 886-8525

Oct 9, 10, 11
Las Vegas Renaissance Faire
I'll be performing with Uffington Horse, featuring the original pagan and fantasy songs of Alexander James Adams

Thursday, July 30th, 8:30 - 11:30:
Axis of Blues (unplugged)
The Bistro
1001 B St., Hayward
(510) 886-8525
We promised Scott a beer, but he still couldn't make it to this show. So Mark, Robert, and Kristoph will be an "acoustic" trio, sans drummer. We'll be phoning it in as usual, but we especially need your help for this unusual gig. How can I help, you ask? Simply by coming and drinking as much beer, a delicious selection of which The Bistro has in abundance, as possible. This will enable us to sound much better, especially to you. Thanks for your cooperation.

Saturday, Sept 5th, 8:30 - 11:30:
Avalon Rising
The Bistro
1001 B St., Hayward
(510) 886-8525

Hell, the Musical

Hell, The Musical
San Francisco Fringe Festival
The Exit Theater on Taylor this September
Thursday, Sept. 10 7:00 PM
Sunday, Sept. 13 4:00 PM
Monday, Sept. 14 7:00 PM
Friday, Sept. 18 10:00 PM

Another original musical by the author/star of Thanatics, K.S.Haddock. I'll be in the onstage band for this show. It's based on Sartre's "No Exit".

Hellions

September 19 - 20:
Avalon Rising
Afterhours at the Northern Cal Ren Faire
10031 Pacheco Pass Hwy, Hollister, CA

 

Mark-fire

Robert Hill

Mark-open-singing

 

 

 

 

 

 

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