Site last updated on Sunday, 18.05.2008 18:51

SPAM-BASED BAND NAMES and STAGE NAMES

These are all from the sender or subject lines of actual spam. In most cases, they appear exactly as received. See all these bands soon at a venue near you! If you are a band in need of a name, help yourself. Special thanks to Deirdre McCarthy, Margaret Davis, and Sarah Goodman for playing along at home.

Band Names Stage Names
...don't miss the incomparable
Shan H. Copulating
in
What Are the Washing Instructions?

...and don't forget to
"Assist your husband with his suffering"...
Disembowel Beulah
farnsworth algaecide
Retrograde Castle
Swamp Tenors
Toothpick Necromancers
lenticular conestoga
imperceivable chaplaincy
shocking family insect
wombat wallboard
betty inelegant
anachronistic charlady
Slaughtered Lucidity
albumin goodwin
extramarital earwig
drunkard locomotive sanctuary
cancerous zazen
flageolet gallus
mental crowbait
bluebook muskellunge
falstaff bed
nonsensic bronchi
clammy target
exoskeleton adversary
chromatogram cheater
Deerskin Gangster
Haunted Jacuzzis

 Precambrian Comediennes
Kettledrums T. Vomit
Frosting P. Clump
Earnest Gay
Ocelot Corina
Carrillo Chloroplast
Duplicity T. Headlong
Johnny Lust
Zeus E. Intermingle
Djakarta U. Basketballs
Terminals V. Blastoff
Aphrodisiac E. Universal
Nitwit P. Magnesium
Disconsolate A. Appliance Dogmatist O. Nastiness
Chaney P. Tragicomedy
Beulah Lamb
Misted R. Concealing
Etna A. Tubercle
Palisades H. Slights
anus erickson
Abiqigm Taziuer
Randier Q. Seesawed
Cyclone S. Kingpins
Miracle G. Jackson
Inamorata B. Sakai
Sprinkles G. Slathers
Ancestries B. Enumeration
Divine M. Dignitary
Sympathetically G. Fallacious
Warhol B. Foreknowledge
Pzedrer Pdbenexh
Lllexec Locak
Flopping G. Basso
Rowdiness R. Antelopes
Hung Askew



 
Performance Schedule

Monday, March 10th:
Silo @ Central Perk - 7:30-ish
10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA  94530 (corner of Central & San Pablo) (631) 553-3841
http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.

Friday, March 14th, 7 - 9 pm: Axis of Blues acoustic duo @ Eclectix.
Eclectix presents in the gallery - "Altarations": Art Altars, Boxes & Related Images. Eclectix is located at 7523 Fairmount Avenue.El Cerrito, CA 94530

Saturday, March 15th, 9:30pm:
Avalon Rising @ Schelly's Bar
15001 Farnsworth St., San Leandro, CA 94579
(510) 351-1222
This is our big St. Paddy's Day Weekend Party, so get green and be seen!

Monday, March 17th - 5:30 – 7:30 pm:
St. Paddy's Day! Homeland Security Alert Level Emerald!!
Silo @ AJ’s Sports Pub & Grill
4633 Clayton Road, Concord, CA 94521
925-459-0574 http://www.ajsportspub.com/
At the site of the former Mr. Pickwick's.
Now featuring Peruvian food!

Saturday, March 22nd, 2 pm or so:
Avalon Rising @ The San Francisco Celtic Festival
Oakland Veteran's Hall, 200 Grand Avenue, Oakland, CA (650) 326-6265
SanFranciscoCelticFestival/l

Thursday, March 27th, half-past-7-ish:
Axis of Blues @ Central Perk
10086 San Pablo Ave, El Cerrito, CA  94530
(corner of Central & San Pablo)
(631) 553-3841 http://www.centralperkcoffee.net/.